Is this the end?

So with John deciding that he had to leave miraclebeam i'm sure many of our loyal readers (jen, susan, mac) are wondering whats gonna happen now? will there be any more convos? I wish I knew the answer but alas I do not. In the meantime me and Jonn were able to have a brief conversation this morning that I believe is worth posting. Its really short, so you won't have to worry about killing your day....so here you go:

BSH84: bigger idiot guillen or gumbel?
pinkymon2225: guillen
pinkymon2225: hes just a giant turd
BSH84: or a douche sandwich
pinkymon2225: giant turd douche sandwich
BSH84: yeah that sums it up
pinkymon2225: so what are you doing today or tonihgt
BSH84: giving blood, want to come it will be fun
pinkymon2225: uh...next time
pinkymon2225: seriously
pinkymon2225: i want to
BSH84: haha...okay i'll contact you in 53 days
BSH84: not sure what to do tonight, what are you doing? watching rookie/soph game
pinkymon2225: hahaa
pinkymon2225: ill pass
pinkymon2225: going to visit my cousins kid
BSH84: cool, what did they name him?
pinkymon2225: dylan mckay huynh
BSH84: wow
BSH84: i would have gone brandon walsh huynh, but thats just the way i roll
pinkymon2225: but dylan was the rebel
BSH84: yeah but brandon had a drinking and gambling problem
pinkymon2225: but it would make sense for the kid to be named brandon since he had a gambling prob
pinkymon2225: damn you!
BSH84: ha beat you to it
pinkymon2225: i meant to say he was canadian
BSH84: whats that aboot
BSH84: i'll probably stay home tonight and watch curling
BSH84: its always on
pinkymon2225: nice
pinkymon2225: you the man
BSH84: hey i lead a crazy life what can i say
pinkymon2225: nopinkymon2225: eugene levy is the man
pinkymon2225: you're samuel jackson
BSH84: but i'm white

yep that was done.....but now people are asking what happens now?

i hate this place!!!!!

whats up everyone or whats up brad. i doubt anyone reads this anymore, but im going to put up my last post before i leave this fucking hell hole. this convo was from 3 months ago and i meant to put it up a while back. i know i would regret it if i didnt post it up, so here it is.....

BSH84 (8:53:02 AM): whats the line on how long today's board meeting will go...there are 35 items on the agenda
JHmiraclebeam (8:53:08 AM): haha
JHmiraclebeam (8:53:23 AM): id rather take the line on when you'll fall asleep
JHmiraclebeam (8:53:31 AM): i say after 2 hours
BSH84 (8:53:58 AM): hmm if i have to sit in the box up front then no way can i fall asleep, if i'm in the audience then its like 15 min
JHmiraclebeam (8:55:20 AM): haha
JHmiraclebeam (8:55:21 AM): sweet
JHmiraclebeam (8:55:51 AM): when does it start
BSH84 (8:56:21 AM): 9:30
BSH84 (8:57:52 AM): thank you for your laguna comment, i still don't care but thanks nevertheless
JHmiraclebeam (8:59:48 AM): what laguna comment
BSH84 (9:00:05 AM): you IMed me a message about jason last night before you signed off
JHmiraclebeam (9:00:17 AM): he is
JHmiraclebeam (9:00:19 AM): i hate him
BSH84 (9:00:28 AM): i typed i hope you mean jason hong or jason chin, but you had already signed off
JHmiraclebeam (9:02:16 AM): haha
JHmiraclebeam (9:02:19 AM): all jasons
BSH84 (9:03:53 AM): even jason collier?
JHmiraclebeam (9:05:46 AM): thats why he's dead......
JHmiraclebeam (9:05:56 AM): okay
JHmiraclebeam (9:06:00 AM): im going to die now
BSH84 (9:06:17 AM): lightening or random bullet this time?
JHmiraclebeam (9:06:35 AM): i hope lightening
JHmiraclebeam (9:06:38 AM): from kroq
JHmiraclebeam (9:06:54 AM): dood
JHmiraclebeam (9:07:00 AM): you have front row seats
BSH84 (9:07:13 AM): i have front row seats?
BSH84 (9:07:16 AM): to what
JHmiraclebeam (9:08:40 AM): the meeting today
JHmiraclebeam (9:08:42 AM): did you pay a lot
JHmiraclebeam (9:08:49 AM): ike usc ucla tix
BSH84 (9:09:19 AM): yes, to see a board of supervisors meeting, wow, i don't even want to have to go into what they are going for
BSH84 (9:09:31 AM): they did hooke me up with free parking, not everyone gets that though
JHmiraclebeam (9:10:37 AM): man
JHmiraclebeam (9:10:43 AM): you have all the hookups
BSH84 (9:12:16 AM): i'm people who knows people
JHmiraclebeam (9:12:22 AM): ahh....
JHmiraclebeam (9:12:24 AM): hey
JHmiraclebeam (9:12:40 AM): lets go to laguna beach next weekend and walk around and take pictures of everyone
BSH84 (9:12:43 AM): this doesn't work for you right?
BSH84 (9:12:45 AM): http://ocintranet.ocgov.com/dashboard.asp
JHmiraclebeam (9:12:47 AM): and just bother them
JHmiraclebeam (9:12:49 AM): say
JHmiraclebeam (9:12:55 AM): weren't you on laguna beach
JHmiraclebeam (9:12:59 AM): aren't you dieter
JHmiraclebeam (9:13:05 AM): or jason
BSH84 (9:13:07 AM): hahaha....until they punch you right?
JHmiraclebeam (9:13:12 AM): of course
BSH84 (9:13:26 AM): laguna beach has a lot of gay people....maybe they have hot lesbos
JHmiraclebeam (9:13:28 AM): i wont feel out of place cause there are so many asians
JHmiraclebeam (9:13:35 AM): ohhh...
JHmiraclebeam (9:13:40 AM): did you watch it yesterday?
JHmiraclebeam (9:13:44 AM): dont lie
JHmiraclebeam (9:13:50 AM): i wont tell anyone
JHmiraclebeam (9:13:57 AM): who woould i tell or show
JHmiraclebeam (9:13:58 AM): hahaa
BSH84 (9:14:05 AM): no i didn't
BSH84 (9:14:07 AM): i'm still straight
JHmiraclebeam (9:14:15 AM): whatever
JHmiraclebeam (9:14:21 AM): cough.....gilmore girls....cough
BSH84 (9:14:33 AM): sorry i still don't watch that
BSH84 (9:14:39 AM): hey thats to far
BSH84 (9:14:44 AM): you apologize now
JHmiraclebeam (9:14:59 AM): im sowwwwy
BSH84 (9:15:39 AM): i guess thats better
BSH84 (9:15:41 AM): i guess
BSH84 (9:17:27 AM): okay you are forgiven
JHmiraclebeam (9:20:43 AM): whewwwww
BSH84 (9:20:59 AM): man i have the phantom of the opera stuck in my head
BSH84 (9:21:06 AM): at night he comes to me.......
JHmiraclebeam (9:21:50 AM): you have the wrong song bitch
JHmiraclebeam (9:21:57 AM): you're supposed to be working on our song
JHmiraclebeam (9:22:03 AM): jerk
JHmiraclebeam (9:22:14 AM): ive been practicing suddenly seymour
BSH84 (9:22:33 AM): oh don't worry i know that one
BSH84 (9:22:48 AM): i'm just trying to learn the whole production for when i get my big break
BSH84 (9:23:59 AM): going to the mtg be back later
BSH84 (9:24:01 AM): i say 3 hours
BSH84 is away at 9:24:20 AM.
JHmiraclebeam (9:25:14 AM): hahha
Auto response from BSH84 (9:25:14 AM): At the Board Meeting....in front, trying to stay awake

JHmiraclebeam (9:25:17 AM): sucka
JHmiraclebeam (9:25:19 AM): ill be here
JHmiraclebeam (9:25:23 AM): watching the pandas
JHmiraclebeam (9:44:58 AM): dood
JHmiraclebeam (9:45:09 AM): i think tai shan dropped a pop fly
JHmiraclebeam (9:45:15 AM): he has two black eyes
JHmiraclebeam (10:51:40 AM): oh
JHmiraclebeam (10:51:44 AM): the mom got up and left
JHmiraclebeam (11:11:15 AM): oh
JHmiraclebeam (11:11:24 AM): the mom is now outside eating bamboo leaves
BSH84 returned at 1:14:02 PM.
BSH84 (1:14:26 PM): damn i missed all that
JHmiraclebeam (1:17:57 PM): yeah
JHmiraclebeam (1:17:58 PM): i know
BSH84 (1:25:59 PM): today's meeting was great they called all the supervisors staff minions..so i guess i'm a minion
JHmiraclebeam (1:29:18 PM): really?
JHmiraclebeam (1:29:25 PM): knocking you guys because?
BSH84 (1:30:06 PM): cause the firefighters are trying to take money away from the sheriff's deptBSH84 (1:30:26 PM): the board doesn't support it and blame them and their staffs for spreading lies
JHmiraclebeam (1:30:29 PM): where do you guys play in that
JHmiraclebeam (1:30:46 PM): okay
BSH84 (1:31:08 PM): when we go out to the public we are just to say tom's stance on the issue
BSH84 (1:31:12 PM): so thats me spreding lies
JHmiraclebeam (1:32:11 PM): so when you're saying they....you're talking about the firefighters
BSH84 (1:32:16 PM): yeah
JHmiraclebeam (1:32:24 PM): okay
JHmiraclebeam (1:32:25 PM): got it
BSH84 (1:33:45 PM): so did the panda poop yet?
BSH84 (1:33:48 PM): thats the real question
JHmiraclebeam (1:34:36 PM): no
JHmiraclebeam (1:34:39 PM): fucking bitches
BSH84 (1:35:08 PM): maybe pandas don't poop
JHmiraclebeam (1:35:10 PM): did you read the article on espn aobut weis
BSH84 (1:37:31 PM): no, did they call him fat bastard?
JHmiraclebeam (1:37:45 PM): that and the irish are racist
BSH84 (1:39:06 PM): cause they didn't try to sign Ty after a better start?
JHmiraclebeam (1:39:18 PM): yup
JHmiraclebeam (1:39:44 PM): he did
JHmiraclebeam (1:39:48 PM): he won 8 in a row
BSH84 (1:39:52 PM): yeah but he is black
JHmiraclebeam (1:40:03 PM): true makes sense
JHmiraclebeam (1:40:06 PM): but he runs fast
BSH84 (1:40:52 PM): they need more people who can run fast
BSH84 (1:41:01 PM): speed players
BSH84 (1:44:45 PM): why is the big east still get an automatic BCS bowl bid?
JHmiraclebeam (1:46:33 PM): cause
JHmiraclebeam (1:46:49 PM): why does the nl west get to send a team to the playoffs
BSH84 (1:48:38 PM): but there are other divisions to choose from
JHmiraclebeam (1:49:19 PM): its part of the contract they signed
BSH84 (1:49:36 PM): yeah, back before miami bolted
BSH84 (1:49:50 PM): good article on weis
JHmiraclebeam (1:50:22 PM): yup
JHmiraclebeam (1:50:28 PM): so go bcs!
JHmiraclebeam (1:50:36 PM): mocking or serious
BSH84 (1:53:23 PM): mocking
BSH84 (1:53:35 PM): mocking because its serious actually
JHmiraclebeam (1:53:48 PM): but true
BSH84 (1:53:55 PM): he didn't really deserve the extension, but its not like he is gonna stay that long anyway
JHmiraclebeam (1:54:05 PM): yea
JHmiraclebeam (1:54:11 PM): but it says something about them
JHmiraclebeam (1:54:15 PM): fucking retards
BSH84 (1:54:48 PM): well they are irish
JHmiraclebeam (1:54:54 PM): duh
JHmiraclebeam (1:55:06 PM): probably a little drunk when they made the decision?
JHmiraclebeam (1:55:36 PM): arent you mad about the comments from the air force coach
JHmiraclebeam (1:55:42 PM): he said white people are slow
JHmiraclebeam (1:56:22 PM): ive seen you run....
JHmiraclebeam (1:56:27 PM): thats totally inaccurate
BSH84 (1:56:59 PM): yes slow is to fast to describe me running
BSH84 (1:57:33 PM): so in that regards i am quite upset
JHmiraclebeam (1:58:18 PM): haha
JHmiraclebeam (1:58:49 PM): i think im gonna start operation correct english mode
BSH84 (1:59:33 PM): whats your first mission
JHmiraclebeam (1:59:42 PM): cause im already in operation shutdown for work
JHmiraclebeam (1:59:43 PM): haha
BSH84 (2:00:01 PM): wow derek bell works there
JHmiraclebeam (2:00:37 PM): yup
JHmiraclebeam (2:00:44 PM): i mean
JHmiraclebeam (2:00:48 PM): yes, he does
BSH84 (2:01:26 PM): that is cool
JHmiraclebeam (2:01:36 PM): yes, very much so.
JHmiraclebeam (2:02:05 PM): Would you like to join us at the batting cages today?
BSH84 (2:03:04 PM): that sounds delightful. I have a meeting at John Wayne Airport this evening that should last until around 6:30, possibly earlier. I shall contact you via cellular phone afterwards.
JHmiraclebeam (2:03:29 PM): That sounds great!
BSH84 (2:03:38 PM): splendid!
JHmiraclebeam (2:03:42 PM): Please give me a call at your earliest convenience.
JHmiraclebeam (2:03:52 PM): I hope to see you tonight, my friend.
JHmiraclebeam (2:04:14 PM): Where are the caps?
JHmiraclebeam (2:04:43 PM): This is Operation Correct English. All sentences start with caps. Hello?
BSH84 (2:04:56 PM): My deepest apologies to you sir.
JHmiraclebeam (2:05:33 PM): Apologies accepted.
BSH84 (2:05:47 PM): Who was in the Koopa costume at your place of employment yesterday? Twas a good disguise.
JHmiraclebeam (2:06:12 PM): This is fun.
JHmiraclebeam (2:06:25 PM): Ha ha
JHmiraclebeam (2:06:43 PM): That is our receptionist, Blasa Hernandez.
JHmiraclebeam (2:07:01 PM): She is a very hard working employee.
BSH84 (2:07:30 PM): Do you mean hardworking or hardly working? Har Har Har, I'm a riot sometimes.
JHmiraclebeam (2:08:08 PM): You are quite the character, young Bradley Hutchins!
JHmiraclebeam (2:08:39 PM): But really, she is a fat wildabeast that does absolutely nothing.
BSH84 (2:08:53 PM): I must declare this operation is a success!
JHmiraclebeam (2:09:00 PM): If I could, I would have put her to sleep along time ago.
JHmiraclebeam (2:09:26 PM): I really do hate her!
BSH84 (2:09:37 PM): Its amazing that pandas take forever to breed, but fat people who sit around and do nothing can do it so rapidly. Think about it
JHmiraclebeam (2:11:49 PM): Ah. You are so insightful. I did just think about it and it just made me very, very, very, very upset.
JHmiraclebeam (2:12:06 PM): Thank you very much Bradley.
JHmiraclebeam (2:12:17 PM): Now you have me upset with Tai Shan.
JHmiraclebeam (2:12:26 PM): Darn lazy Panda!
JHmiraclebeam (2:12:35 PM): Get up and reproduce already!
JHmiraclebeam (2:12:45 PM): I want to own my own panda.
BSH84 (2:13:15 PM): I think he needs other female panda options. You cannot throw a woman out and expect the panda to just mate with it. He needs to find one to his liking.
JHmiraclebeam (2:13:15 PM): So i can have my future daughter take pictures with it for her graduation.
BSH84 (2:14:30 PM): Thats the best present anyone could offer, a picture with a panda.
JHmiraclebeam (2:14:49 PM): True, I cannot see myself just doing any woman. I must take my time to meet her and familiarize myself with her before I get intimate with her.
JHmiraclebeam (2:15:33 PM): That's what love is all about
JHmiraclebeam (2:15:38 PM): Do you agree?
JHmiraclebeam (2:16:40 PM): I hope Tai Shan meets his soulmate as have I with Jennifer.
JHmiraclebeam (2:20:53 PM): Oh, I must commend you on your group of friends on myspace.
JHmiraclebeam (2:21:02 PM): It's fantastic
BSH84 (2:46:13 PM): thank you sir
Auto response from JHmiraclebeam (2:46:13 PM): edi...suckas!
BSH84 (2:46:35 PM): I looked long and hard for my real friends, I see your friend list is growing as well. Hooray for us all.
BSH84 (2:55:31 PM): oooh i won a dinner cruise for 2 in a raffle...who should i ask to go?
Auto response from JHmiraclebeam (2:55:31 PM): edi...suckas!

JHmiraclebeam (3:16:20 PM): dood
JHmiraclebeam (3:16:36 PM): you deviated from the op.
BSH84 (3:19:10 PM): Sorry John. I have won a dinner cruise for 2 out of Dana Point Harbor. Who should I ask to go with me for this event?
BSH84 (3:20:28 PM): you also deviated because you forgot the caps
JHmiraclebeam (3:22:16 PM): I only deviated because you deviated first
JHmiraclebeam (3:22:20 PM): this is fucking stupid
JHmiraclebeam (3:22:35 PM): if you're trying to ask me, just fuckin ask
JHmiraclebeam (3:24:56 PM): dood the panda is going crazy
BSH84 (3:27:34 PM): wow the panda is trapped in the corner, not to different than being trapped in the closet
JHmiraclebeam (3:38:35 PM): hes okay now
JHmiraclebeam (3:38:37 PM): whew
JHmiraclebeam (3:38:40 PM): you scared me
BSH84 (3:40:14 PM): so batting cages right?....err baldwin, damn it
JHmiraclebeam (3:40:31 PM): yes
JHmiraclebeam (3:40:35 PM): we'll be there
JHmiraclebeam (3:41:25 PM): josh groban is horrible
BSH84 (3:42:28 PM): you raise me upppppppppppppppppp
BSH84 (3:42:34 PM): so i can touch the mountains!!!
Auto response from JHmiraclebeam (3:42:34 PM): edi...suckas!
BSH84 (3:42:37 PM): you raise me uppppppppppp
BSH84 (3:47:00 PM): dude i so would rachel nichols
BSH84 (3:49:05 PM): i'm off to the airport, gotta win me a nano
BSH84 signed off at 3:49:48 PM.

ah...im gonna miss my time here at miraclebeam. its not gonna be the same doing this from home.

damn it

Damn I had just written a really clever intro and then the stupid blogger site crashed leaving me to start writing this again. Anyway here is the moment that everyone who ever reads this site has been dying to see.....wait for it wait for it.....a four way conversation between john, jen, susan and myself...it just might be the greatest conversation of all time. Or it could just be 4 people talking about pandas, clippers basketball, USC football, myspace, free porn and other random topics, you can decide for yourself. Anyway thanks again to susan and jen for helping to make this the great website that it is.


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BSH84: look he's up on top of the rock
JHmiraclebeam: my gf is snob
BSH84: 5 bucks says he falls
JHmiraclebeam: shes too good to join
truxelgal has joined the room.
BSH84: haha...hi jen
truxelgal: hi
truxelgal: susan????
suzhill33: hi!
truxelgal: HI!
JHmiraclebeam: but he mde it
suzhill33: hahah sorry..
BSH84: i think he is pooping john
suzhill33: i was watching tai
JHmiraclebeam: yes
truxelgal: oh no...you got susan hooked
suzhill33: i know.. sad isnt it?
BSH84: you should actually blame tim, he started it
JHmiraclebeam: i know
truxelgal: damn tim
JHmiraclebeam: can su lin climb a rock
JHmiraclebeam: i didnt think so
BSH84: yes she can
JHmiraclebeam: that lazy whore
BSH84: i'mn gonna go check on her now
BSH84: double panda vision!!!!
truxelgal: very productive day for the two of you
suzhill33: wow i cant believe i'm watchin panda go
JHmiraclebeam: i hope he falls
JHmiraclebeam: haha
BSH84: i am working jen...i have like 30 agenda items i'm taking mysweet time with
BSH84: he iwll fall
suzhill33: oh no!
BSH84: he is clumsy, unlike su lin, who is very coordinated
suzhill33: i hope he doesnt fall
BSH84: ooh sun lin is running around
JHmiraclebeam: look at the balance
JHmiraclebeam: the agility
suzhill33: he looks chicken sh*t tho
JHmiraclebeam: hes so talented
JHmiraclebeam: you watch your mouth
suzhill33: ah see? he's heading back up
suzhill33: too hard for tai shen
BSH84: they changed teh camera to gao gao
BSH84: tai is stuck, he's gonna have to call for his mom now
JHmiraclebeam: what a mama's boy
suzhill33: sorry jen
JHmiraclebeam: what a sstupid ass
suzhill33: you must be so annoyed
JHmiraclebeam: he should just roll into a ball and roll down
BSH84: hahahaah
suzhill33: c'mon already!!!!!!!!!!!!11
BSH84: its like a foot to the floor
BSH84: hahahahha
suzhill33: just slide down mutha f-er!!!!!!!11
suzhill33: oops
truxelgal: oh..i kinda stopped paying attention...hee hee
suzhill33: haha you're strong
suzhill33: and...... he's down
JHmiraclebeam: told you
JHmiraclebeam: he didnt need his mom
JHmiraclebeam: wtf!
suzhill33: so are we all goin to citywalk for the rally????
BSH84: where is his mom?
JHmiraclebeam: i tried inviting tim
BSH84: when is ther rally?
JHmiraclebeam: his software doesnt support it
suzhill33: the day before i believe.. 3rd?
suzhill33: imma make sure
BSH84: did you get tix?
suzhill33: psh nope. still tryin
suzhill33: did u guys?
BSH84: my friend did....but no one else i know did
JHmiraclebeam: if you have 2500 for us to borrow
BSH84: jen...for christmas i think you should get john 2 tix to the rose bowl
JHmiraclebeam: lets go since we're all usc alumni
BSH84: jen...for christmas i think you should get john 2 tix to the rose bowl
truxelgal: um...yeah
BSH84: jen...for christmas i think you should get john 2 tix to the rose bowl
BSH84: hahaha...yes
JHmiraclebeam: hey wally...i read it the first time you typed it
JHmiraclebeam: i kid
BSH84: i didn't type it twice, it did it by itself
truxelgal: why do you always have to bring up wally
truxelgal: hee hee
BSH84: are you gonna go tailgate at the rosebowl and watch on a tv susan?
suzhill33: monday, jan. 2, 6pm-7pm
suzhill33: i just might have to
suzhill33: wanna tailgate?
JHmiraclebeam: see jen...susan has usc spirit
suzhill33: c'mon jen.. i'll pick u up for the rally at least!!!
truxelgal: i was waiting for john to say somethin!
suzhill33: hah
BSH84: jen do you own anything that says USC?
truxelgal: haha
truxelgal: one pullover
JHmiraclebeam: thats my girl
truxelgal: oh! and my license plate cover
truxelgal: !
JHmiraclebeam: that isnt on your car
BSH84: haha
truxelgal: it's all about the ELAC pride now
truxelgal: c'mon!
BSH84: and susan how much usc stuff do you have?
JHmiraclebeam: awww....tai thinks hes in china
JHmiraclebeam: he thinks hes gonna be made into stew
BSH84: hahahaha
JHmiraclebeam: seriously...look at him go
BSH84: they will eat him....endangered animals are tastier
JHmiraclebeam: definitely
JHmiraclebeam: that bald eagle i had last week was mmmmmmm
JHmiraclebeam: like gelato
BSH84: hahaha....damn thats smooth
suzhill33: hmmmmm haha i've got 3 sweatshirts... 4 tshirts... 1 tank top... 1 pillow.. license plate frame... 5 bumper stickers... 1 cap... 1 shotglass.. 1 mug...
suzhill33: anyway, you get the point
JHmiraclebeam: loser!
suzhill33: no i think
suzhill33: WINNER
truxelgal: john's just jealous cuz he had to go to CSULB...i feel bad for him
suzhill33: ditto
BSH84: don't worry remember john we are going to go back to school
BSH84: just so we have someone to cheer for
BSH84: and remember neither of us have a football team
JHmiraclebeam: yeah
JHmiraclebeam: i am
JHmiraclebeam: exaclty
suzhill33: my bro's company just got bought out for 485m
suzhill33: well the company he *works* for
JHmiraclebeam: grad is not teh same as going there undergrad
JHmiraclebeam: really
JHmiraclebeam: where does he work
BSH84: i was gonna say, if its your bros company i want to be his new best friend
suzhill33: yup that's why imma trojan
suzhill33: haha pricegrabber
truxelgal: what does ur bro do
BSH84: you are asking john right jen?
truxelgal: haha h
suzhill33: haha what does joe do?
suzhill33: my brother does programming
suzhill33: omg one of the kids that i tutor.. just msged me on aim...
suzhill33: but i teach writing
suzhill33: so i'm trying my best not to use abbreviations
JHmiraclebeam: kids should not be allowed to aim
suzhill33: isnt that lame??
suzhill33: i cant say OMG
JHmiraclebeam: haha
suzhill33: or how R U
suzhill33: it's tiring typing so much
suzhill33: =)
JHmiraclebeam: yeah...
JHmiraclebeam: brad and i tried that for a day
JHmiraclebeam: we gave up
JHmiraclebeam: hey brad
JHmiraclebeam: you still have that day's convo?
suzhill33: hahah wtf is panda doing???
suzhill33: he's freakin me out!
JHmiraclebeam: haha
JHmiraclebeam: he needs a helmet...hes gonna hurt himself
BSH84: sorry i just got my broncos tickets
BSH84: sweet
BSH84: hmm i'll check to see if i have that convo
BSH84: i don't think that i do
BSH84: it was fun though
suzhill33: haha now work on dem rose bowl tix!
BSH84: yeah...one step at a time
suzhill33: yeah alright.. sorry... i'm all wound up over it =p
truxelgal: sorry guys...i gotta go study for my test tonight!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! see ya!
suzhill33: ok! good luck jen!
truxelgal: it was nice talking "panda" w/you
truxelgal has left the room.
JHmiraclebeam: its chinese for yum
BSH84: hahaha
JHmiraclebeam: okay
suzhill33: hahahhaha dude.. he's not very bright
JHmiraclebeam: seriously
JHmiraclebeam: these gay guys on myspace keep asking me to be their friend
JHmiraclebeam: it was funny at first
JHmiraclebeam: fucking eric
BSH84: hahaha
JHmiraclebeam: hes telling his friends to do it huh
BSH84: why are they asking you know?
suzhill33: eric's gay?
BSH84: now^
JHmiraclebeam: yeah
JHmiraclebeam: i mean
JHmiraclebeam: i dont know
BSH84: damn its 3:30 already
suzhill33: these dudes on myspace AND friendster keep msging me for 3 ways
BSH84: hahahhahhaa
suzhill33: one dude said his 180 lb latin gf likes petite little asian girls
suzhill33: hellllll nah
BSH84: well i keep getting 15-17 year olds who want to be my friend and for me to share beer with them
suzhill33: haha
suzhill33: wicked smaht
BSH84: hahahaha.....wow....you win this arguement
BSH84: more like wicked retawded
suzhill33: hahah AND he said "we're safe most of the time"
suzhill33: winnar
BSH84: and you told him its all the time or none of time with you right?
suzhill33: yeah i totally responded
suzhill33: they're also from the A - L - H
BSH84: there goes all of a-l-h's cool cred
suzhill33: for shame
BSH84: susan have you seen the he-man/she-ra christmas special yet? if not i do highly recommend it
suzhill33: no way
suzhill33: where have i been?
BSH84: i think it came out last week
BSH84: he man is way flaming
JHmiraclebeam: you didnt tell me this
BSH84: er adam
BSH84: i told you i watched it
JHmiraclebeam: its on dvd?
BSH84: yes
JHmiraclebeam: i thought you saw it on tv
JHmiraclebeam: along with leprechaun in hood
BSH84: nope, someone bought it
JHmiraclebeam: thats awesome
BSH84: we just rented leprechaun in the hood
JHmiraclebeam: susan
suzhill33: hahahhaha
suzhill33: wha?
JHmiraclebeam: would you like some free porn
BSH84: there are a few lines that adam/he man says that i'm just like....wow
JHmiraclebeam: like y2khai?
BSH84: hahaha....you can share the free porn with your myspace friends
BSH84: girlies drive by i'm like wow
suzhill33: oh yes please
suzhill33: y2khai?
suzhill33: that's porn>
suzhill33: ?
suzhill33: hahhaha
BSH84: www.y2khai.com
suzhill33: ok so what's leprechaun in the hood
JHmiraclebeam: no
JHmiraclebeam: i have porn from my boss
JHmiraclebeam: the chicks look soo hot
suzhill33: is it hardcore?
suzhill33: cuz thats the only kind i watch
JHmiraclebeam: team cream....yeah!
BSH84: hhahahahahhahah
JHmiraclebeam: over 4 hours!
suzhill33: nasttyyyy
suzhill33: ok share
BSH84: that just sounds bad
JHmiraclebeam: i know
JHmiraclebeam: how can you suck dick for 4 hours
BSH84: did you view it yet?
BSH84: or has wally?
suzhill33: ew
JHmiraclebeam: im usually tired after 2
suzhill33: um ew
JHmiraclebeam: nope
BSH84: wow
JHmiraclebeam: thats the difference between me and walls
BSH84: and tai is back with mom now
JHmiraclebeam: i have a stack but its still packaged
suzhill33: haha
JHmiraclebeam: wally...not so much
suzhill33: and you get them from your boss?
JHmiraclebeam: yeah
JHmiraclebeam: he makes adult toys
BSH84: i don't think tom has porn, but i'll ask
JHmiraclebeam: any requests?
JHmiraclebeam: pocket rocket
suzhill33: no way
JHmiraclebeam: sex swing
suzhill33: rabbit
JHmiraclebeam: black dildo
suzhill33: wow
JHmiraclebeam: or i ocoould email him
BSH84: i have viewed the topco website...their products are top of the line susan
suzhill33: but i would be your anonymous friend right
BSH84: you know you get quality when you go topco
suzhill33: wait seriously you work for topco?
suzhill33: i'm confused
JHmiraclebeam: NO
JHmiraclebeam: i dont
JHmiraclebeam: but he owns our company
suzhill33: mm hmm
suzhill33: i want tito chihuahua taco holder for xmas
BSH84: yeah tim sent that to me as well
BSH84: i still don't want one
suzhill33: hahaha it's adorable
JHmiraclebeam: what?
BSH84: http://www.overstock.com/?page=proframe&prod_id=1747264
suzhill33: quite the stocking stuffer
suzhill33: let's get beer tonight
JHmiraclebeam: sure
BSH84: but the problem would be i would put my tacos in it, and then not want to touch them cause they look so cool
JHmiraclebeam: after our game?
BSH84: no john before our game
JHmiraclebeam: thats why you make extras douche
BSH84: our game won't end til 11
JHmiraclebeam: even better
BSH84: i'm supposed to dust off my rice and beans jersey tonight too
BSH84: drink at 8 tonight, get drunk be sober to play at 10
BSH84: works for everyone
suzhill33: youre playing at 10??
BSH84: yes...fricking so damn late
JHmiraclebeam: so you're gonna be there right susan?
suzhill33: where?
suzhill33: ithought you guys were done
suzhill33: boooo
BSH84: no we came back
BSH84: but not the same team
suzhill33: ok so 10 at barnes?
BSH84: yep
suzhill33: holy fricken majolies
JHmiraclebeam: cause steph is going to be there too
suzhill33: ok
BSH84: yeah..thats what i'm saying
BSH84: hahahaah
JHmiraclebeam: she hasnt missed a game yet
suzhill33: steph who?
BSH84: just like last time
suzhill33: hah? i'm confused
JHmiraclebeam: exactly
suzhill33: hahah what?
suzhill33: i dont get it
JHmiraclebeam: steph says shes gonna go every week
JHmiraclebeam: she never does
JHmiraclebeam: jsut liek you....
JHmiraclebeam: flake
JHmiraclebeam: yes
JHmiraclebeam: time for christmas music
BSH84: are you turning on kost?
suzhill33: if youre tryign to make me feel guilty...
suzhill33: it's not really working
JHmiraclebeam: no
suzhill33: kost keeps playin the same xmas songs
JHmiraclebeam: my own downloaded shit
JHmiraclebeam: whats more gay
JHmiraclebeam: listiening to mariah, britney, or wham's christmas songs
suzhill33: i love wham
BSH84: hahahahaah......they are all equal in my mind
BSH84: no let me go back to the smooth sounds of k-fe
BSH84: k-fed
JHmiraclebeam: are you ready for k-fed though
BSH84: well like the most of us i won't truly be ready til 2008
JHmiraclebeam: plenty of time to get ready
JHmiraclebeam: mariah time!
JHmiraclebeam: hey
BSH84: what?
JHmiraclebeam: since both of you guys are on
JHmiraclebeam: do you guys want to switch games?
JHmiraclebeam: cause sussan is supposedly 'grant hill' fan and hes coming back wednesday
BSH84: so who would i get to see? please tell me toronto
JHmiraclebeam: sac
JHmiraclebeam: on the 27th?
BSH84: i don't want to see your sac
JHmiraclebeam: like you havent before
BSH84: haha...thats a tuesday right?
JHmiraclebeam: well if susan were online and stopped pretending she were working
BSH84: i'm okay with it, but if she doesn't respond in 60 secs, then the deal is null and void
BSH84: except of course in tenn.
JHmiraclebeam: thats a given
JHmiraclebeam: cause i know how big an orlando magic fan you are
BSH84: well i love shaq and penny what can i say
JHmiraclebeam: dont forget nick and dennis
JHmiraclebeam: and ho grant
BSH84: dennis scott, scott stiles, there are so many
BSH84: exactly
BSH84: i think susan has like 20 secs
suzhill33: wait!
suzhill33: i feel bad
suzhill33: it's ok.. brad can go to the orlando game
BSH84: haha...its okay susan
BSH84: haha...its okay susan
BSH84: stupid aim
BSH84: haha...its okay susan
BSH84: i'm not being a wally
BSH84: i got booted off there
BSH84: can you read this?
suzhill33: no seriously
suzhill33: i'd be happy with either one
BSH84: no seriously i don't care what game i go too
BSH84: you have your man
BSH84: i really don't care about orlando
suzhill33: *fiew* ok.. cuz i was just kinda throwin that out there just to seem gracious
BSH84: i wanted miami or cleveland but john was being a bitch about those
suzhill33: haha
BSH84: hahaha
suzhill33: are you sure? you can say no biatch
suzhill33: i mean "no biatch"
BSH84: haha...go to him susan....go to grant
suzhill33: eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
JHmiraclebeam: bithc
JHmiraclebeam: i didnt even get cleveland
JHmiraclebeam: so did we straighten everythingout
suzhill33: so jan 10?
JHmiraclebeam: yes
BSH84: yes all contracts have been signed
JHmiraclebeam: and brad
JHmiraclebeam: dec. 27th
suzhill33: deal
JHmiraclebeam: oh wait
JHmiraclebeam: susan
suzhill33: uh oh
suzhill33: what
JHmiraclebeam: this deal is also contigent on you cheering for the cliippers and grant only
suzhill33: 'afahgaj'dfkasdjf'a
JHmiraclebeam: oh....i guess brad you're going to both games
suzhill33: gja;@#!!@!@!@$#^#$!!
JHmiraclebeam: and only jen can talk to me that way
BSH84: hahaa
JHmiraclebeam: well susan....
BSH84: i get to cheer for francisco garcia and the clippers susan
JHmiraclebeam: yay or nay
suzhill33: FINE! ok i'll cheer for the clippers and grant
BSH84: hahaha
suzhill33: now do we have a deal??
JHmiraclebeam: women...fold so easily
JHmiraclebeam: yes
suzhill33: you're lucky grant's a hot piece of meat!
JHmiraclebeam: as hot as kirk
JHmiraclebeam: hes dreamy
suzhill33: yeah but kirk's not black
BSH84: kirk cameron?
suzhill33: he definitely aint a brotha
suzhill33: thx for the trade brad. and thx for letting me tag along john.
suzhill33: see? i can be nice.
suzhill33: even while sober
JHmiraclebeam: we never said anything
suzhill33: cept that i'm cool
JHmiraclebeam: also, i get to blog about you too
suzhill33: nooooooo
suzhill33: i told you i'm keeping my mouth shut
BSH84: haha...blogs come with the games
suzhill33: vicious
BSH84: who thinks i should approve an agreement for WIC nutrition programs?
JHmiraclebeam: i've been pretty nice to my guests
JHmiraclebeam: in regards to my reviews
JHmiraclebeam: did you read my last entry
JHmiraclebeam: fuck WIC
suzhill33: what'
suzhill33: is wic
JHmiraclebeam: they give free formula and milk and shit to women with children
JHmiraclebeam: its bullshit
BSH84: Women Infants and Children, or women in crisis, or whore in custody
JHmiraclebeam: anyone can get it
BSH84: no you have to have need to get it
JHmiraclebeam: i think its the last one
JHmiraclebeam: no....
JHmiraclebeam: no
JHmiraclebeam: its not based on your income
JHmiraclebeam: its so fucking gay
BSH84: yes it is
BSH84: i'm reading the contract
BSH84: and i quote
BSH84: "the wic program provides nutrition education and counseling to qualifying women, infants and young children who are found to be nutritionally at risk"
BSH84: key word qualifying
BSH84: i mean i don't think they would let a gajillionaire like yourself onto the program
JHmiraclebeam: or just mexican and fob families that abuse the system
JHmiraclebeam: im sorry
JHmiraclebeam: i miss tookie
suzhill33: SO not pc
BSH84: you need a time out john
BSH84: i'm always pc, which reminds me why did hitler really commit suicide?
JHmiraclebeam: for the tookie comment or my racial comment
JHmiraclebeam: he was soo misunderstood
suzhill33: both
BSH84: nope, he got his gas bill
BSH84: i miss tookie too
suzhill33: SO not pc
BSH84: even if he was the tookie monster
JHmiraclebeam: tookie monster!
suzhill33: i think i need a timeout too
suzhill33: i chuckled at the joke
suzhill33: guilty!
JHmiraclebeam: oh....
JHmiraclebeam: breaking news....
suzhill33: i'm sick of all this tookie talk
BSH84: whats the news?
JHmiraclebeam: bush thinks the iraqi intell was faulty?
JHmiraclebeam: why cant we elect him for a third term
BSH84: term limits john....term limits....unless you want to overthrow the constitution, which of course only you can
BSH84: and thats not news anyway...the real news is that tom cruise is lecturing on healing
BSH84: and i don't have tix
JHmiraclebeam: what??????!!!!!!!!
JHmiraclebeam: where?
JHmiraclebeam: and when
JHmiraclebeam: we are sooooo there
JHmiraclebeam: hey susan
JHmiraclebeam: are you going ot dc with us in april
suzhill33: hooooollllyyyy jeebus
suzhill33: sorry... i'm watching that video on the haitian girl with the 16 pound tumor
JHmiraclebeam: we're going ot the nats game, cavs and wiz game, and gonna see tai for 3 straight days
suzhill33: i thikn i'm gonna puke
JHmiraclebeam: im a tumor...im a tumor...im a tumor
suzhill33: oh i see.. another boys trip eh?
BSH84: yeah i saw the tumor girl
BSH84: thats really really really massive
BSH84: luckily its no where that anyone can see it....just her face
suzhill33: yeah poor thing
BSH84: as for tom, the superficial doesn't say where the event is
JHmiraclebeam: are you serious>
JHmiraclebeam: on her face?
BSH84: yes...do you want to see a picture?
suzhill33: brace yourself
JHmiraclebeam: im sure i can find it
JHmiraclebeam: but save me the trouble
BSH84: it was on yahoo
BSH84: i don't see it there now
BSH84: but i'm sure you can find it
suzhill33: cnn's got it
suzhill33: u can watch the video
JHmiraclebeam: fuck
JHmiraclebeam: i cant find it
JHmiraclebeam: well
suzhill33: is it sexual harassment if your boss asks you if he can have a sip of your coffee?
JHmiraclebeam: i see the articles
JHmiraclebeam: no pictures though
BSH84: i say yes it is...now sue his pants off
BSH84: hmm but now thats sexual harrassment...no one can win
suzhill33: jyes.. quite the conundrum
JHmiraclebeam: wtf!!!!!
JHmiraclebeam: where is her nose
JHmiraclebeam: hence the assistance with the breathing
JHmiraclebeam: got it
BSH84: haha....you are quick
JHmiraclebeam: uh
JHmiraclebeam: after the tumor got to 8 lbs.
JHmiraclebeam: maybe it would be time for you to look for help
JHmiraclebeam: call me crazy
BSH84: on my last agenda item...aren't you guys proud of me that i was able to continue to work?
BSH84: i think at 1lb it would be noticalbe
JHmiraclebeam: no
JHmiraclebeam: i couldnt tell
JHmiraclebeam: 8
JHmiraclebeam: 8 is the magic number
BSH84: no 26 is the magic number
suzhill33: no 33 is
suzhill33: alrighties... gonna finish up my work. i'm having a hard time multi tasking.. think it's because i've been on an aim hiatus for almost a week
suzhill33: tootles land of gaydom
BSH84: hasta
JHmiraclebeam: see you tonight
suzhill33: YUP!
suzhill33: see you's
suzhill33 has left the room.
BSH84: so did you want to post this or me?
JHmiraclebeam: uh...
BSH84: uh..i'm like uh what.....
BSH84: she said i'm so afraid to tell you cause of what you might do
BSH84: i said i'm gonna stand up
BSH84: she said you know my friend tina?
BSH84: i said it sound familiar i'll probably know her if i see her
JHmiraclebeam: what the fuck?
BSH84: thanks r. kelly
BSH84: i said you know my friend roxanne?
BSH84: i said who the hell is roxanne?
JHmiraclebeam: i hate you
BSH84: roxanne's a friend of mine who knows this guy name chuck
JHmiraclebeam: chuck?
BSH84: chucks cool with this guy name rufus, now i'm sitting here like what the fuck
JHmiraclebeam: does he know some guy named rufus
BSH84: rufus's wife kathy, we both went to high school...she introduced me to the policeman who stopped youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
BSH84: and there you go...the end of chapter 5
JHmiraclebeam: thanks guy from vh-1
BSH84: i'm not as cool as him
JHmiraclebeam: yeah
JHmiraclebeam: you couldnt keep a straight face
BSH84: yeah i was laughing too hard
JHmiraclebeam: man
JHmiraclebeam: this si going to be soo good
BSH84: this post?
JHmiraclebeam: hell yeah
BSH84: you are posting it i take it?
JHmiraclebeam: no
JHmiraclebeam: you
JHmiraclebeam: frickin susan got tickets
BSH84: what the deuce!?!!?!
BSH84: how
JHmiraclebeam: she said patrick got it
JHmiraclebeam: that bastard!
BSH84: just cause she went there doesn't mean that she is a bigger fan than us
JHmiraclebeam: where are our connections
JHmiraclebeam: westside
BSH84: can't patrick get more
BSH84: he probably isn't even trying
BSH84: haha
BSH84: you have jen...use her
BSH84: and not in your normal way
JHmiraclebeam: hahhaah
JHmiraclebeam: i cant get tickets that way?
BSH84: hmm you can try
BSH84: but not sure
JHmiraclebeam: tell her thats the only way for tickeets
JHmiraclebeam: and she wants me to be happy right
BSH84: tell her to donate one of her gold bricks to the school
BSH84: i tried to tell he to get you tix for christmas
BSH84: her^
JHmiraclebeam: haha
JHmiraclebeam: and?
BSH84: not so much
BSH84: she more or less laughed
BSH84: hmm tix for 864 a piece...thats relatively cheap
JHmiraclebeam: that actually is
BSH84: with the number of tix for sale, at some point they will have to come down right?
BSH84: cause they all aren't going i mean market forces taught me that much in econ
JHmiraclebeam: well brad
JHmiraclebeam: its based on supply and demand
JHmiraclebeam: eventually the demand for tix will die down due to the price
JHmiraclebeam: or if they print more tickets
BSH84: exactly
BSH84: thats not happening
JHmiraclebeam: so tv it is?
BSH84: yeah..which bar works for you?
BSH84: nationals was good last year
BSH84: oh well we will discuss this more tomorrow
BSH84: i'm out...lates


ahhh do you feel the magic?

Pandas and... Gorillas?

Hey everyone, as john mentioned in his previous post since his move, really good conversations have been few and far between. Lucky for all you loyal readers out there however, we were able to hold a pretty decent discussion yesterday. In addition i am putting up a conversation i had with our #1 fan of the site susan!!! For some reason she doesn't like talking to me and john anymore, go figure....something about not wanting the fame that this website brings is my guess. Anyway she did help bring back some awesome memories that I'm sure you'll find pretty sweet. So now without further delay me and john's convo from yesterday...followed by me and susan.......and scene:

BSH84: rather have konerko or erstad and sweeney?
JHmiraclebeam: konerko
JHmiraclebeam: he has pop
BSH84: and sweeny has poop
JHmiraclebeam: exactly
JHmiraclebeam: him and erstad
BSH84: well if konerko goes back to chi, deal in place for sweeney
JHmiraclebeam: who for who
JHmiraclebeam: im gonna go to walmart and get a radio
JHmiraclebeam: so i can listen to dan
BSH84: meanwhile dodgers may get jon vanderwal....haha...not really, but hey they could
BSH84: kotchman for sweeney
JHmiraclebeam: what?
JHmiraclebeam: thats just terrible
BSH84: i got the sweeney deal off www.1bignasty.com
JHmiraclebeam: i dont want that then
BSH84: and no more bengie
BSH84: are you feeling better today?
JHmiraclebeam: a lot better
JHmiraclebeam: i think im gonna play tonight
JHmiraclebeam: i know....
JHmiraclebeam: you guys were worried for a second
BSH84: wow its like karate kid part 1 when daniel finds the strength to fight
JHmiraclebeam: never saw it
JHmiraclebeam: panda time
JHmiraclebeam: this is gay
JHmiraclebeam: i cant see tai
JHmiraclebeam: can you get on
BSH84: its okay..word dojo is here for you....hey i'm trying to find the population of the 5th district, can you make up a number?
BSH84: let me see
JHmiraclebeam: did you hear ch. 11 this morning
BSH84: no i missed it
BSH84: i wanted to hear their review
BSH84: since its the best chapter
JHmiraclebeam: yes
BSH84: tie is sleeping with his head in the corner
BSH84: tai^
JHmiraclebeam: hes laying next to some bars right?
JHmiraclebeam: yes....although the review was good
BSH84: yeah...tai is still tired from his outing to the public yesteday
BSH84: i hope they have ch 11 review online today
JHmiraclebeam: i think it could have been better
JHmiraclebeam: tai did good yesterday
BSH84: yes, he showed off, tried to climb, what an overachiever
BSH84: he is already trying to show su lin that he is one hot panda
JHmiraclebeam: thats right....
JHmiraclebeam: gao gao has nothing on him
JHmiraclebeam: king kong too
BSH84: well gao gao is su lin's dad i believe soo he will have to ask his permission before his courting
BSH84: were they shocked bridget is pregnant with big man's baby?
JHmiraclebeam: su lin cant even walk
JHmiraclebeam: what a stupid bitch
BSH84: she is barely 100 days, but she has big potential
JHmiraclebeam: please
JHmiraclebeam: tai is only 3 weeks older
BSH84: you are just over protective of tai, no panda will ever be good enough for him in you mind
JHmiraclebeam: facts are facts
BSH84: i'm watching su lin right now
BSH84: she is sleeping just like tai, they are perfect for each other
JHmiraclebeam: hahah
JHmiraclebeam: so is she a whore
JHmiraclebeam: cause thats all she does
JHmiraclebeam: sleep around
BSH84: hahaha
BSH84: yes she is the whore panda of san diego
JHmiraclebeam: they should advertise her as "su lin, the whore panda"
JHmiraclebeam: so are we going to visit her when they allow visitors?
BSH84: yes and take pictures to take to tai
BSH84: to get him all excited
JHmiraclebeam: oh yeah
JHmiraclebeam: total love connection
JHmiraclebeam: i love playing cupid
BSH84: tai isn't a mama's boy panda is he?
JHmiraclebeam: no way
JHmiraclebeam: he always tries to fight his mom when she tries to lick him
JHmiraclebeam: i still do that today when my mom tries to do the same thing
BSH84: haha.....do you try to scratch her eyes out too? i saw tai doing that once
JHmiraclebeam: no...i just try to poke her eye three stooges style
JHmiraclebeam: you know were giant turds right?
JHmiraclebeam: we're
BSH84: oh yeah totally
BSH84: i was gonna ask if you want to put this convo up or do you want me too?
JHmiraclebeam: i hope our tickets come today
JHmiraclebeam: i thnk its your turn
JHmiraclebeam: do
JHmiraclebeam: dood
BSH84: okay will do
JHmiraclebeam: i need to put up the first half of my and susan's convo
BSH84: did you email the guy to ask when he was sending them out
JHmiraclebeam: gooing to now
BSH84: be sure to say go ucla!
BSH84: like serioulsy go away ucla
JHmiraclebeam: sweet
JHmiraclebeam: he sent them out yesterday to my house
JHmiraclebeam: but no one will be there to sign for it
BSH84: i hope the driver takes them to the wrong place again
BSH84: maybe they will come late
BSH84: i get packages like at 5:30-6 sometimes
JHmiraclebeam: i hope so
JHmiraclebeam: ill see with the notice
BSH84: i hope you don't miss it like leo did in romeo and juliet
BSH84: 2 sources have come in that says konerko resigns with chisox
JHmiraclebeam: i fucking hate you
BSH84: hahahhahahahha
BSH84: i just figured that was a good reference since you had seen it a few times
JHmiraclebeam: at least he turned down the o's
BSH84: no one wants to be the man to replace the man the myth the legend...raffy
JHmiraclebeam: true
JHmiraclebeam: those are some big shoes to fill
BSH84: and syringes to fill
JHmiraclebeam: theres a lot of responsibilites to take on
JHmiraclebeam: he needs to stab his teammates in the back
JHmiraclebeam: pretend to be injured
JHmiraclebeam: lie to the senate
BSH84: grow a porn mustasche
JHmiraclebeam: that too
BSH84: yeah...chisox was the obvious choice given those
JHmiraclebeam: fuck
JHmiraclebeam: did he just say hes going back
BSH84: yeah...but not to cali
BSH84: jayson stark is reporting it
BSH84: as is espn radio in chicago
JHmiraclebeam: jayson stark is gay
JHmiraclebeam: i dont want fucking sweeney
BSH84: well the sweeney part is only what big joe says
BSH84: nothing confirmed on that nor konerko...yet
JHmiraclebeam: but big joe is fat
JHmiraclebeam: so hes not a reliable source
BSH84: reliable food critic though
JHmiraclebeam: of course
BSH84: if you leave a msg for someone to call you yesterday at 3 pm, when am i able to call again without seeming to pushy?
JHmiraclebeam: i say 1
JHmiraclebeam: thats enought time for them to get settle and hopefully get your message
JHmiraclebeam: settled
JHmiraclebeam: unless they've been out of the office
BSH84: that sounds about right to me too
BSH84: i guess i can wait
JHmiraclebeam: fuck!
JHmiraclebeam: konerko resigned with the whitesox
BSH84: yeah i reported that remember
JHmiraclebeam: thanks
JHmiraclebeam: but you said it wasnt confirmed yet
BSH84: okay its confirmed
JHmiraclebeam: thanks
JHmiraclebeam: for the info bean
BSH84: okay phone call was returned
BSH84: so i don't need to worry about being pushy
JHmiraclebeam: sweet
JHmiraclebeam: although you are?
BSH84: no..im a pussy, not pushy
BSH84: big difference
JHmiraclebeam: touche....touche
JHmiraclebeam: or douche...douche
BSH84: douche
BSH84: my friend natasha got an invite to visit the church of scientology in inglewood.....she said i could have it!!! i can't wait to talk about xenu
JHmiraclebeam: dood
JHmiraclebeam: lets go!
BSH84: haha.....do we dress up like xenu? or just wear our jedi robes
JHmiraclebeam: jedi robes
BSH84: i want them to tell me i'm depressed and need help
JHmiraclebeam: lets go
BSH84: sure, i'm up for people to talk stupid to me
JHmiraclebeam: when is it
BSH84: not sure, i'll talk to her again soon, i have to drive out to see her soon, so i'll get the invite, i think its an open invite
BSH84: thats what happens when you work for movie studios and such, scientologists call
JHmiraclebeam: hhahahaha
JHmiraclebeam: thats so awesome
BSH84: so i think you should work for hollywood next
BSH84: it just makes sense
JHmiraclebeam: doesnt it
JHmiraclebeam: mac and cheese
JHmiraclebeam: mmmmm
JHmiraclebeam: soo good
BSH84: el pollo mac and cheese?
BSH84: or kraft mac and cheese?
JHmiraclebeam: el pollo
BSH84: i had a tuna sandwich while watching peanut butter jelly time!
BSH84: ooh i'm jealous
JHmiraclebeam: nice
BSH84: good gosh its slow
JHmiraclebeam: i know
BSH84: oh and tai is sorta a mama's boy panda, and i can prove it!
JHmiraclebeam: you bite your tongue
BSH84: Minerals from Mei Xiang's saliva, especially iron compounds, leave Tai's hair with a pink tint. Despite his protests, she still manages to lick him!
JHmiraclebeam: i know
BSH84: taken from the national zoo's website
JHmiraclebeam: i read that this morning
BSH84: hahaha....wow we're gay
JHmiraclebeam: see...but he protests
BSH84: but she still does
JHmiraclebeam: cause she so much bigger
BSH84: a real panda wouldn't take that
BSH84: su lin's circular cage is pretty sad
BSH84: san diego has a panda blog....like us!
JHmiraclebeam: sweet
BSH84: clean my desk/read over some mental health stuff/ or read stupid stuff online
BSH84: what should i do?
JHmiraclebeam: did you tell susan to read our newest entry
BSH84: i told her what we were talking about today, and ot check back tomorrow to read the whole thing
BSH84: she thinks we're dumb...go figure
JHmiraclebeam: haha
BSH84: paul byrd maybe signing with balt
JHmiraclebeam: done
JHmiraclebeam: finished posting
BSH84: sweet
BSH84: i emailed young today, see if he gets back to me
JHmiraclebeam: she seems upset
JHmiraclebeam: haha
BSH84: achieving a new level of gaydom, i think that takes the cake
JHmiraclebeam: hahah
BSH84: stupid yahoo fantasy is still down, sooo gay
BSH84: koko the gorilla still wants to have a baby
JHmiraclebeam: how about amy
JHmiraclebeam: me amy
BSH84: yes chapter 11 is up
JHmiraclebeam: the ending is the best
BSH84: they tease, it says ch. 11 but its really ch 10 that is up
BSH84: are we gonna go to the game early to be behind the espn gameday guys?
JHmiraclebeam: oh for sure
JHmiraclebeam: susan asked if we wanted to tailgate with her
BSH84: is she going too? i'll go tailgate and drink for both of us
JHmiraclebeam: yes!
JHmiraclebeam: good looking out
JHmiraclebeam: she has season tickets
BSH84: ah, she smart
JHmiraclebeam: jen?
BSH84: jen not so much, no season tix
JHmiraclebeam: exactly
JHmiraclebeam: how about me
JHmiraclebeam: i have clippers season tickets
JHmiraclebeam: isnt hip to be a clip?
BSH84: haha..well this season smart, 3 years ago...not so much
BSH84: but both of us really dumb for not buying angel playoff package in 02
JHmiraclebeam: i think really dumb is being kind of nice
JHmiraclebeam: more like fucking stupid
BSH84: haha....yeah thats more like it
BSH84: i get some smart points back for not buying a dodger package last year
BSH84: it crossed my mind too
JHmiraclebeam: ahahah
JHmiraclebeam: but you did feel stupid at the beginning of the year right?
BSH84: yes very for the first 14 games
BSH84: after that smart...very very smart

if that wasn't awesome enough....here is suan's convo.

suzhill33: my favorite part of the panda article: "Cameras snapped wildly every time he did something especially cute."
suzhill33: awww
suzhill33: look.. he's climbing all over his cage
BSH84: hahaha......see you are hooked too!!
suzhill33: how can you not be
suzhill33: =)
BSH84: Minerals from Mei Xiang's saliva, especially iron compounds, leave Tai's hair with a pink tint. Despite his protests, she still manages to lick him!
suzhill33: hahaha
BSH84: if you check me and john's blogsite tomorrow you'll see our cool discussion today
suzhill33: those bears
suzhill33: lookin forward to it
BSH84: we talked about hooking tai up with su lin of the san diego zoo
BSH84: he doesn't think she is good enough though
suzhill33: hahaha why not?
BSH84: cause even though she is only 3 weeks younger she isn't doing as much as tai does
BSH84: and he thinks she is a panda whore
suzhill33: HAHAHA
suzhill33: you guys are too much
BSH84: yes we really did have this conversation too
BSH84: how sad is that
BSH84: your convesation was good too....and i also think people are yelling when they type in all caps
suzhill33: i'm not much better if i'm spending my days those damned blogs
BSH84: if you are actually reading our blog then you must be really bored
suzhill33: *ding*
suzhill33: =)
suzhill33: haha i'm officially not talking to you fools anymore
BSH84: haha....no way!!! you'll miss us and then you'll start reading our site more, and that can only do no good
BSH84: fyi: for the record i don't watch laguna beach
BSH84: only john and wally do
suzhill33: hahhaa
suzhill33: i just chewed john out
suzhill33: and then he decides to post the first part of hte conversation
suzhill33: great.
BSH84: thats the best part, i just read it
BSH84: i like when you tell us we have achieved a new level of gaydom
suzhill33: *sigh* great.
suzhill33: haha r u offended?
BSH84: nope
BSH84: honored
BSH84: tim and young need to update their blogs
BSH84: you've read youngs right?
suzhill33: haha yeah
suzhill33: hilarious
suzhill33: it's been a while tho
BSH84: whenever you need a good laugh young is a good resource
BSH84: this is for you: http://www.koko.org/world/daily.php
suzhill33: omg youre kidding me..
suzhill33: i thought her name was spelled coco
suzhill33: i saw it on pbs
BSH84: i remembe it was koko from my weekly reader
BSH84: best magazine ever!
suzhill33: damn
suzhill33: hahaha weekly reader
suzhill33: good stuff
suzhill33: koko is amazing!
BSH84: koko still wants a baby, she wanted one when i was like in 3rd grade and they gave her a kitten
BSH84: can't she get some gorilla lovin?
suzhill33: i remember..
suzhill33: then the kitten died
suzhill33: and she was sooo sad
suzhill33: yeah i dont get it
BSH84: i was hoping for a koko cam, but alas there isn't one
suzhill33: drats
suzhill33: koko is amazing
BSH84: so you are going to be checking koko's photo blog everyday now right?

awesome!!!!! happy belated thanksgiving to all

18 days?

hi everyone! i can't believe its been 18 whole days since we last updated this shitty site. the requests from our fans for new convos have been non-stop. okay...maybe im exagerating a little. okay....im lying. i dont even think anyone reads this. anyway, since i've moved over to the new building, i really haven't had the time to chat with brad or anyone else. luckily, i saved a few convos earlier this month just in case. good thing i did.

earlier this month, brad was out of the office doing his ride alongs through the hood, so susan had to fill in for him and i think she did an admirable job. shes a great fill-in and i think i had more fun talking to her than brad. just kidding brad.....

john and susan's conversation on november 02, 2005....

JHmiraclebeam (11:56:11 AM): no hi
JHmiraclebeam (11:56:13 AM): i see how it is
suzhill33 (11:57:30 AM): "no hi" isnt much of a hi either
suzhill33 (12:03:19 PM): did you update your and brad's blog?
JHmiraclebeam (12:03:31 PM): yup
JHmiraclebeam (12:04:09 PM): you can see our halloween costumes
suzhill33 (12:06:45 PM): goody! brb
JHmiraclebeam (12:06:53 PM): do you have the link
suzhill33 (12:13:44 PM): i like the polka dot addition
suzhill33 (12:13:57 PM): i can tell if i'm jealous of your bro's boobs
suzhill33 (12:14:00 PM): or if i'm turned on
suzhill33 (12:14:06 PM): perhaps both
suzhill33 (12:14:11 PM): u guys are nutty
suzhill33 (12:14:57 PM): uh oh are you saving this conversation?
JHmiraclebeam (12:15:28 PM): maybe......
suzhill33 (12:15:31 PM): haha youre mean to walen
JHmiraclebeam (12:15:35 PM): hahah
JHmiraclebeam (12:15:38 PM): me?
JHmiraclebeam (12:15:40 PM): what?
JHmiraclebeam (12:15:46 PM): in our convo?
JHmiraclebeam (12:15:54 PM): i dont think im that bad
JHmiraclebeam (12:16:02 PM): when i say im gonna punch him
suzhill33 (12:16:28 PM): haha
suzhill33 (12:16:36 PM): omg you guys are laguna beach whores
suzhill33 (12:16:38 PM): whores i say!
JHmiraclebeam (12:16:45 PM): hhaa
JHmiraclebeam (12:16:46 PM): i knkow
JHmiraclebeam (12:18:09 PM): oh happy day!
JHmiraclebeam (12:18:29 PM): the public can start viewing the panda in washington
JHmiraclebeam (12:18:33 PM): hmmm
suzhill33 (12:18:55 PM): haha i was just about to ask you what the appeal is with that panda?JHmiraclebeam (12:19:04 PM): i love him
suzhill33 (12:19:12 PM): hahhaha why?
JHmiraclebeam (12:19:13 PM): at first tim introduced me
JHmiraclebeam (12:19:21 PM): to panda cam
JHmiraclebeam (12:19:30 PM): hes all, "watch it, you can see him shit"
JHmiraclebeam (12:19:52 PM): i decided to do it since you can see im really busy at work
JHmiraclebeam (12:21:02 PM): of course when we're talking about the panda its mostly sarcasm
JHmiraclebeam (12:21:16 PM): but i actually like watching it now
suzhill33 (12:21:41 PM): aww that's precious
JHmiraclebeam (12:22:05 PM): want the link
suzhill33 (12:22:09 PM): oh man
suzhill33 (12:22:20 PM): i cant do it
suzhill33 (12:22:28 PM): i already got attached to coco the gorilla
suzhill33 (12:22:31 PM): remember coco?
suzhill33 (12:22:38 PM): she was so smarr
suzhill33 (12:22:39 PM): t
JHmiraclebeam (12:23:01 PM): coco is not tai shan
JHmiraclebeam (12:23:35 PM): i want to go visit him before he gets too big and can attack me
suzhill33 (12:23:57 PM): yeah your tai shan will never compare to my coco
suzhill33 (12:24:03 PM): sd zoo?
suzhill33 (12:24:21 PM): you should ask them if you can adopt him
suzhill33 (12:24:30 PM): maybe they'll make a cute little certificate for you
suzhill33 (12:24:34 PM): since you love him so much
JHmiraclebeam (12:25:19 PM): hes in washington
JHmiraclebeam (12:25:26 PM): hes too good for the san diego zoo
JHmiraclebeam (12:25:32 PM): you can visit gao gao
JHmiraclebeam (12:25:37 PM): thats brads bear
JHmiraclebeam (12:25:50 PM): gao gao lives at the sd zoo
suzhill33 (12:26:46 PM): wow i think you guys achieved a new level of gaydom
JHmiraclebeam (12:27:01 PM): sweet!
JHmiraclebeam (12:27:07 PM): we try our best
suzhill33 (12:27:09 PM): that's why i'm addicted to your blogs
suzhill33 (12:27:18 PM): haha
JHmiraclebeam (12:27:20 PM): if we're gay, we want to be the gayest!
suzhill33 (12:27:32 PM): of course
suzhill33 (12:27:45 PM): and what could be gayer than pandas
suzhill33 (12:27:54 PM): or men watching pandas
JHmiraclebeam (12:27:57 PM): pandas arent gay
suzhill33 (12:28:00 PM): or men loving pandas
JHmiraclebeam (12:28:04 PM): they're peaceful creatures
suzhill33 (12:28:05 PM): no?
suzhill33 (12:28:11 PM): are you sure bout that?
JHmiraclebeam (12:28:11 PM): until they attack you of course
suzhill33 (12:28:19 PM): they have sharp teeth
JHmiraclebeam (12:28:21 PM): yeah
JHmiraclebeam (12:28:26 PM): i have sharp teeth
suzhill33 (12:28:59 PM): well then that'll be quite a showdown
suzhill33 (12:29:03 PM): between you and mr. panda
JHmiraclebeam (12:29:36 PM): he ony weighs 15.5 lbs
JHmiraclebeam (12:29:39 PM): what a pussy
suzhill33 (12:31:12 PM): yeah AND he's slow
JHmiraclebeam (12:31:19 PM): now i really want to visit him
suzhill33 (12:31:21 PM): but still sharp teeth
JHmiraclebeam (12:31:26 PM): i want to see if he'll hump my leg
suzhill33 (12:31:41 PM): does he have a companion?
JHmiraclebeam (12:31:44 PM): no
suzhill33 (12:31:46 PM): ok dammit gimme the link
JHmiraclebeam (12:31:48 PM): hes an only child
suzhill33 (12:31:50 PM): i hate you
JHmiraclebeam (12:32:01 PM): http://nationalzoo.si.edu/Animals/GiantPandas/default.cfm ?cam=PC3
suzhill33 (12:32:03 PM): I HATE YOU GIMME THE LINK!
suzhill33 (12:32:04 PM): ok thx
JHmiraclebeam (12:32:19 PM): heres to watch him '
suzhill33 (12:32:26 PM): i didnt know you were such an animal lover... or is it just tai shan?JHmiraclebeam (12:32:41 PM): http://animal.discovery.com/cams/pandavidr.html
JHmiraclebeam (12:32:50 PM): hmmm....i like dogs and cats
JHmiraclebeam (12:33:09 PM): after he gets big like his mom, ill probably move on to the next baby panda
JHmiraclebeam (12:33:30 PM): that lazy fucker
JHmiraclebeam (12:33:33 PM): hes sleeping
JHmiraclebeam (12:33:42 PM): but its cool when he's sleeping on this back
JHmiraclebeam (12:34:59 PM): if you randomly check on him, he'll have these epileptic seizures.
JHmiraclebeam (12:35:01 PM): its cool
JHmiraclebeam (12:35:11 PM): like right now
suzhill33 (12:43:05 PM): fricken i missed it
suzhill33 (12:43:36 PM): oh ! i just saw it!
suzhill33 (12:43:50 PM): panda dreams
JHmiraclebeam (12:44:19 PM): but dont sit and watch
suzhill33 (12:44:22 PM): he just wiggled his foot
JHmiraclebeam (12:44:23 PM): then it sucks
JHmiraclebeam (12:44:26 PM): yeah
JHmiraclebeam (12:44:30 PM): haha
suzhill33 (12:44:30 PM): it's mesmerizing
JHmiraclebeam (12:44:36 PM): stop mocking him
suzhill33 (12:44:39 PM): riveting
JHmiraclebeam (12:44:41 PM): or me
JHmiraclebeam (12:44:46 PM): hey
JHmiraclebeam (12:44:50 PM): we have a playoff game tonight
JHmiraclebeam (12:44:53 PM): do or die
suzhill33 (12:44:57 PM): !!!!
suzhill33 (12:45:00 PM): time?
JHmiraclebeam (12:45:02 PM): 930
JHmiraclebeam (12:45:04 PM): haha
suzhill33 (12:45:07 PM): so late?
JHmiraclebeam (12:45:59 PM): yeah
JHmiraclebeam (12:46:05 PM): but it will be so worth it
suzhill33 (12:46:16 PM): barnes?
JHmiraclebeam (12:46:22 PM): yup
suzhill33 (12:46:34 PM): ok i'll go
suzhill33 (12:46:43 PM): dont disappoint
suzhill33 (12:46:46 PM): haha
JHmiraclebeam (12:47:30 PM): ill try not to
JHmiraclebeam (12:47:33 PM): no guaranteees
JHmiraclebeam (12:48:14 PM): gonna go pick up lunch
JHmiraclebeam (12:48:16 PM): brb
pinkymon2225: WHERE DID YOU GO
suzhill33: why do you keep switching
pinkymon2225: CAUSE
pinkymon2225: DID YOU NOT SEE MY AWAY MESSAGE
pinkymon2225: IM DOING EDI
suzhill33: why are you yelling?
suzhill33: you dont have to yell
pinkymon2225: LIKE I SAID
pinkymon2225: IM DOING EDI
suzhill33: is edi hot?
pinkymon2225: I DONT WANT TO SWITCH BCK AND FORTH
pinkymon2225: I WISH
suzhill33: stop yelling!!!!!!!
pinkymon2225: SORRY
pinkymon2225: YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO DEAL WITH IT IF YOU WANT TO TALK TO ME
suzhill33: i cant believe youre yelling at me while youre doing edi
suzhill33: so did you want me to make signs for the team tonight or would taht be too much
pinkymon2225: ITS NOT LIKE IM YELLING YOUR NAME
suzhill33: too groupy?
pinkymon2225: THEN EDI WOULD GET JEALOUS
suzhill33: hahahhaha
pinkymon2225: NO
suzhill33: i bet youre STILL watching the panda
pinkymon2225: THAT WOULD BE GREAT
suzhill33: EVEN while your doing edi
pinkymon2225: YEAH
suzhill33: youre sick
pinkymon2225: SHE KNOWS WHERE MY HEART BELONGS
pinkymon2225: OR WHO MY HEART BELONGS TO
suzhill33: mmhmm
suzhill33: you're sick
pinkymon2225: OR IS IT WHOM
pinkymon2225: I DONT KNOW
suzhill33: whom
pinkymon2225: THATS WHAT I THOUGHT
pinkymon2225: HEY
pinkymon2225: LONG BEACH EDUCATION
suzhill33: cuz if you switch it around it'd be my heart belongs to whom
pinkymon2225: IM GOING IN APRIL TO VIST TAI SHAN WITH JEN
pinkymon2225: WOOO HOOO!
suzhill33: poor jen
suzhill33: cant believe she's indulging you in your antics
suzhill33: youve got quite a woman there
suzhill33: keeper
pinkymon2225: YES
pinkymon2225: I KNOW
pinkymon2225: PLUS I HAVE SOMEONE TO PUSH INTO THE MAMA PANDA IF IT ATTACKS
suzhill33: congratulations
suzhill33: you just got the first lol outta me today
suzhill33: youre awful... jen's teeth arent as sharp as yours are
suzhill33: you need to be the buffer
pinkymon2225: YES SHE DOES
pinkymon2225: HER TWO FRONT TEETH
pinkymon2225: DAMN....FIRST LOL
pinkymon2225: TOUGH CROWD
suzhill33: yeah i'm one of those
suzhill33: so do you always drive down fair oaks comin home from work?
suzhill33: isnt it always jammed?
pinkymon2225: SOMETIMES
pinkymon2225: WHEN WE GO TO VINHS TO CUT MY HAIR
pinkymon2225: BUT ITS JAMMED EVERYWHERE WE GO
pinkymon2225: YOU SEE THE SAME HOES
suzhill33: oh i see
suzhill33: must be hard being you
pinkymon2225: YEAH
pinkymon2225: I KNOW HOW TUPAC FEELS
pinkymon2225: WANT TO SEE HOW JEN AND I TALK TO EACH OTHER
pinkymon2225: truxelgal: whatcha doin
pinkymon2225: TRYING TO DO EDI
truxelgal: still?
pinkymon2225: BUT IM TALKING TO EVERYONE
truxelgal: except me
truxelgal: ass!
pinkymon2225: YOU'RE WERE IDLE BITCH
truxelgal: hee hee
truxelgal: i kid i kid
pinkymon2225: THATS RIGHT
pinkymon2225: YOU APOLOGIZE
truxelgal: i didn't apologize
truxelgal: i said i kid
pinkymon2225: SHE'S LUCKY TO HAVE ME
suzhill33: HAHAHHAHA
suzhill33: i reiterate... poor jen
suzhill33: that's love
suzhill33: ok i'm gonna take a nap
suzhill33: this day is killllin me
pinkymon2225: JEEZ
pinkymon2225: AM I THAT DULL
pinkymon2225: IM TRYING MY BEST
suzhill33: i cant take all the shouting
suzhill33: it's abusive
suzhill33: and i dont have to take it anymore
pinkymon2225: GET THICKER SKIN
pinkymon2225: IM NOT ATTACKING YOU
pinkymon2225: THATS JUST THE WAY IT COMES OUT
pinkymon2225: SHIT
pinkymon2225: BIG BABY
pinkymon2225: GO TO SLEEP THEN
pinkymon2225: DO YOU WANT YOUR BLANKY
pinkymon2225: NEED ME TO TUCK YOU INTO YOUR CRIB
suzhill33: wow
suzhill33: you're textbook eh
pinkymon2225: DAMN SKIPPY
pinkymon2225: FROM FAMILY TIES
suzhill33: SHUT UP!
suzhill33: I'M SICK OF YOUR SHIT!
pinkymon2225: HAHAH
pinkymon2225: OH....
suzhill33: you like?
pinkymon2225: THAT WAS GOOD
suzhill33: i bolded it just for you baby
pinkymon2225: HAHA...THANKS
suzhill33: i like skippy
suzhill33: too bad malory never went for him
pinkymon2225: I KNOW
pinkymon2225: FUCKING NICK
suzhill33: ayye
pinkymon2225: WHAT DID HE HAVE GOING FOR HIM
suzhill33: he was big and burly
pinkymon2225: I GUESS
suzhill33: greasy
pinkymon2225: THE BAD BOY IMAGE
suzhill33: chicks dig that i guess
suzhill33: yeah
suzhill33: youre such an 80s kid it's unbelievable
suzhill33: anyway, as i said i'm goin to nappynap
pinkymon2225: WOW
pinkymon2225: BUT YOU CAN HOLD A CONVO WITH ME
pinkymon2225: SO WHAT DOES THAT SAY ABOUT YOU
pinkymon2225: OKAY
pinkymon2225: HAVE A NICE NAPPY TIME
suzhill33: i'm just quick you know.. i google everything
suzhill33: right when you said skippy from fam ties
suzhill33: i was like.. click click click
pinkymon2225: WOW
suzhill33: quick huh
suzhill33: yeah i'm like that
pinkymon2225: VERY IMPRESSIVE
pinkymon2225: I COMMEND YOU
suzhill33: i take your commendation and raise you a YOU BETTER KICK ASS TONIGHT OR ELSE I'M GOING TO BE DISAPPOINTED
suzhill33: DONT WASTE MY TIME!
pinkymon2225: DO NOT WORRY MY FAIR LADY
pinkymon2225: I WILL NOT DISAPPOINT LIKE I DO WITH JEN IN BED
suzhill33: pleeeease
suzhill33: can we not?
pinkymon2225: HAHAAHA
pinkymon2225: YOU STARTED IT
suzhill33: i've heard stories
suzhill33: and it aint pretty
pinkymon2225: OH....DONT WORRY
pinkymon2225: IF YOU CONTINUE TO READ OUR BLOG PAGE
pinkymon2225: MY NEXT CONVO WILL GROSS YOU OUT
pinkymon2225: JUST A FOREWARNING
suzhill33: holy majolies
suzhill33: thx for the visual....
suzhill33: right before nappytime
suzhill33: no really thx
pinkymon2225: YOU'RE WELCOME!!!!!
suzhill33: crap i think i have carpel tunnel
suzhill33: can u get workers comp for that
suzhill33: ok anyway ttyl!!!!1
pinkymon2225: SEE YOU TONIGHT

trapped in the..................

Thats right folks, the moment you have all been waiting for, R. Kelly's Trapped in the closet chapters 6-12 was recently released. Because none of us have actually paid money to buy thise piece or visual art, we instead had to wait until a cliff notes version of it have been released so that we could continue following the trials and tribulations of Sylvester, Gwendolyn, Rufus, Chuck, Cathy and the rest of the gang. So in this riveting conversation we had today, John and I discuss the story and then movie into other mindless dribble. So enjoy the shocking developments as told by us. Oh and there discussion of pandas this time, tai is now 2 lbs heavier than his last weigh in!!! Its breaking news

BSH84: did you read any of it yet?
JHmiraclebeam: noJHmiraclebeam: im saving it
JHmiraclebeam: i some orders to finish.
JHmiraclebeam: thats going to be my reward for finishing my work
BSH84: haha...its my reward for lunch
BSH84: once i get through monday briefings
BSH84: giants giving 9.5 to minn, which way you go? you're the deciding vote
JHmiraclebeam: gotta finish some work, so leave me alone! my reward for finishing my work..... http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=3337
JHmiraclebeam: giants
JHmiraclebeam: at home?
BSH84: yeah at nyJHmiraclebeam: giants
JHmiraclebeam: like the redskins win agaisnt the 49ers
JHmiraclebeam: vikings win was asgainst the lions
BSH84: hmm good point
JHmiraclebeam: id take my chances with the giants at home
JHmiraclebeam: who went with giants
BSH84: jayJHmiraclebeam: yeah
BSH84: i was thinking johnson would keep them close
JHmiraclebeam: i would tease that game
JHmiraclebeam: to giants getting 4.5
BSH84: then you pointed out lions, so i see the error of my thinking
JHmiraclebeam: yeah, but giants are better on both sides
BSH84: good point
JHmiraclebeam: but smoot is out, so they're defense might be better
JHmiraclebeam: vikings that is
BSH84: haha...is he on the love ship again?
BSH84: hmm can batch keep the steelers ahead by 8?
JHmiraclebeam: him and isaac
JHmiraclebeam: against?
JHmiraclebeam: and no
BSH84: browns
JHmiraclebeam: oh
JHmiraclebeam: in that case...yes
JHmiraclebeam: brb
JHmiraclebeam: almost done
JHmiraclebeam: all done
JHmiraclebeam: gay
BSH84: haha
BSH84: so are we ready now
JHmiraclebeam: yes
JHmiraclebeam: yes we are
BSH84: let us begin
BSH84: i read through 8 cause that is what i saw, let me know when you finish that so i can start 9
JHmiraclebeam: okay
JHmiraclebeam: osounds good
JHmiraclebeam: that picture on the cover
JHmiraclebeam: is that twan?
BSH84: no, just some random black dude i think
BSH84: twan is this buff black guy
JHmiraclebeam: sweet
JHmiraclebeam: big guy
JHmiraclebeam: i love it
JHmiraclebeam: Please keep in mind that there is no single correct interpretation of a complex work of literature like Trapped in the Closet, so your own interpretation of the themes and events present in the work may differ from the one presented here.
JHmiraclebeam: i love thorpe
BSH84: hahaha
BSH84: well that way we don't feel dumb for thinking differently
JHmiraclebeam: ah.....excellent point
JHmiraclebeam: damn
JHmiraclebeam: chapter 6 is the literary height?
JHmiraclebeam: but theres still 10 more chapter after this
BSH84: i think chapter 8 is the height
BSH84: i liked it more than 6
JHmiraclebeam: but you got to actually see chapter 8
JHmiraclebeam: i fell asleep right before
BSH84: thats true, it did make a difference
JHmiraclebeam: man...the host on vh1 is cool too
JHmiraclebeam: he gets all into it
JHmiraclebeam: he gets props
BSH84: not sure how you weren't on the edge of your seat anticipating it
BSH84: yes, he does it with a straight face, i give him props for that
JHmiraclebeam: i guess cause i was in boston
JHmiraclebeam: damn you boston!!!!
BSH84: okay that makes sense
JHmiraclebeam: i wanted to sleep it away
BSH84: haha
JHmiraclebeam: i love this guy
JHmiraclebeam: Kelly once again loosens his grip on our emotions and lets us laugh. JHmiraclebeam: thanks R
BSH84: hahahaha
BSH84: kelly explores the full range of emotions in this story
JHmiraclebeam: oh
JHmiraclebeam: chapter 8 does seem more exciting and gut wrenching
BSH84: well her gut is huge
BSH84: so yes
BSH84: where are you now?
JHmiraclebeam: sorry
JHmiraclebeam: i was on the phone with eric
JHmiraclebeam: discussing things.....
JHmiraclebeam: hehe
BSH84: discussing bets or r. kelly
BSH84: yeah i figured you were too involved in the storyline's many twists and turns
JHmiraclebeam: trying to figure chapter 8 out
JHmiraclebeam: hhaha
JHmiraclebeam: but finshed
JHmiraclebeam: you can start ch. 9 now
BSH84: sweet
JHmiraclebeam: we can discuss it
BSH84: now chapter 8 video shows a guy in the closet that is r. kelly, please tell me he is the midget and will have him walking on his knees
JHmiraclebeam: haha
JHmiraclebeam: wally is readign it riht now
JHmiraclebeam: should we join in a chat room and discuss this lyrical masterpiece
BSH84: yes
BSH84: that works for us all
JHmiraclebeam: wally will not be participating in this event
JHmiraclebeam: awww....guess what
JHmiraclebeam: tai is sleeping
JHmiraclebeam: whew....i forgot what a midget was
JHmiraclebeam: Midget: A person of unusually small size who is proportioned normally.
BSH84: haha...yes that helped me out
JHmiraclebeam: thanks thorpe
JHmiraclebeam: i was very disappointed in ch. 9
BSH84: it has a midget
BSH84: what more do you want?
JHmiraclebeam: i agree, he is running out ideas
JHmiraclebeam: he is rehashing ch. 1
BSH84: haha...the midget steps on jame's toe and hides under the table
BSH84: thats clever
JHmiraclebeam: but with a midget and fat white ttrash
JHmiraclebeam: fucker
BSH84: haha....yes see totally different
JHmiraclebeam: im not at chp. 10 yet
BSH84: first line, don't worry
BSH84: are we going to take the test at the end?
BSH84: hmm this is odd and makes no sense
JHmiraclebeam: hahaa
JHmiraclebeam: chapter 10 is the greatest by far
JHmiraclebeam: a midget is getting his ass kick
BSH84: haha...its taking it to a new level?
JHmiraclebeam: i retract my statement about ch.9
JHmiraclebeam: i see what he did
JHmiraclebeam: he had to slow it down
BSH84: all set up
JHmiraclebeam: make us seem as it was all coming to an end
JHmiraclebeam: make it
JHmiraclebeam: now we're going back up on the coaster
JHmiraclebeam: woo hooo.....so awesome
BSH84: eh is pistol whipping him
BSH84: hahaha
JHmiraclebeam: God, I think I just shitted on myself: Fear has led me to evacuate my bowels.
BSH84: i wasn't aware
BSH84: james is pushed to the brink of sanity cause of the little person
BSH84: awesome
BSH84: yes he big man cause he is well endowed....wow
BSH84: i don't know what to think now
JHmiraclebeam: haha
JHmiraclebeam: i diddnt get to that
JHmiraclebeam: i hate you
BSH84: hurry up i'm finishing up 11
JHmiraclebeam: hahhaa
JHmiraclebeam: Let me do this nigger: Twan is asking Sylvester's permission to have sex with James.
JHmiraclebeam: man
JHmiraclebeam: i totally interpreted that one wrong
BSH84: yeah i was thinking that meant kill him
BSH84: but i was off
BSH84: someone needs to get these videos
BSH84: thats all i'm saying
JHmiraclebeam: i know
JHmiraclebeam: i think we should alll chip in
JHmiraclebeam: 4 bucks each
JHmiraclebeam: so which chpater was your favorit
BSH84: hmm probably 9 or 10
JHmiraclebeam: really
JHmiraclebeam: i like 11
BSH84: no 11
JHmiraclebeam: good call
BSH84: yeah thats what i meant, mixed them up
BSH84: test time now
JHmiraclebeam: i could see how
JHmiraclebeam: yup
JHmiraclebeam: should we discuss before answering or see how we do individually
JHmiraclebeam: is this as hard as the gre
BSH84: a stripper is usually a midget
BSH84: that i didn't know going back to vocab sections
JHmiraclebeam: yes
JHmiraclebeam: are we taking this test individually or what
BSH84: no
BSH84: #1
BSH84: its a or b
JHmiraclebeam: really
BSH84: maybe 3
BSH84: d
JHmiraclebeam: i think d
BSH84: but the midget is black
JHmiraclebeam: thats the obvious answer
BSH84: so its not an as if question
JHmiraclebeam: true
JHmiraclebeam: ture
JHmiraclebeam: i say b
BSH84: i say a
JHmiraclebeam: no
JHmiraclebeam: b
JHmiraclebeam: clearly b is the answer
BSH84: i say a
JHmiraclebeam: fine
BSH84: cause the grammer use of was and were
JHmiraclebeam: we'll go with a
BSH84: #2
BSH84: hmm i want to say d, but i think c
JHmiraclebeam: you are correct
JHmiraclebeam: i didnt even notice the were and was
JHmiraclebeam: cause he actually was being attacked
JHmiraclebeam: i was tinkg ing a, but c is correct
JHmiraclebeam: #3 is A
BSH84: use, although i want to go to the midget hole, sounds like fun
BSH84: this conversation is going to be posted for sure
JHmiraclebeam: hahhaa
JHmiraclebeam: call me crazy, but #4 is d
JHmiraclebeam: i dont blakc people say shithead
JHmiraclebeam: think
BSH84: call over to mikey to ask
BSH84: but they like words like bitch and ho
JHmiraclebeam: exactly
JHmiraclebeam: and its been confirmed
JHmiraclebeam: they dont use shithead
BSH84: done and done
BSH84: #5 i hope is b
JHmiraclebeam: i concur
BSH84: yes we got a perfect score, like d. miles in that crappy movie
JHmiraclebeam: although i hope we get to see that in the future chapters
JHmiraclebeam: wow
JHmiraclebeam: yes
JHmiraclebeam: i guess we think like R
BSH84: or like thorpe
JHmiraclebeam: so im gonna pee on someone tonight
BSH84: hahaha
BSH84: jen?
JHmiraclebeam: you know what doesnt make sense
JHmiraclebeam: bridget said shes on her rag, but she pregnant
BSH84: yeah i thought that myself
BSH84: did james know she was pregnant before she announced it to everyone?JHmiraclebeam: i love the first essay question
BSH84: i like #3
JHmiraclebeam: like why rufus looked for sylvester under the drawer
BSH84: well that i could slightly understand cause it was a cell phone ring, so maybe the phone was under the drawer
JHmiraclebeam: yes
JHmiraclebeam: thats what i was going to ask next
JHmiraclebeam: question 2
JHmiraclebeam: does sylvester frequent male strip clubs
BSH84: for question #2, he says he knows him from paje's which is not a strip club, just a night club they both go to
BSH84: he dances at dixies though
BSH84: so thats not too hard of a question
JHmiraclebeam: ahhh....you are so attentive
BSH84: i know my trapped in the closet
JHmiraclebeam: if i didnt have all these fucking distractions
JHmiraclebeam: you are the man!
BSH84: yeah i wanted to shut my door to read
BSH84: but only one person came in anyway
JHmiraclebeam: should we email thorpe?
BSH84: hmm that is a good question
JHmiraclebeam: and commend him for his great analysis of this lyrical masterpiece?
BSH84: and for posing thought provoking questions
JHmiraclebeam: yes
JHmiraclebeam: things that make you go hmmmmm
BSH84: he is freedome from C+C??!!
JHmiraclebeam: no
JHmiraclebeam: hes arsenio
BSH84: that i believe, cause seriously where is he today?
JHmiraclebeam: he was at the bet awards
BSH84: as lifetime acheivement award recipient?
JHmiraclebeam: lets see the digits
BSH84: for what?
JHmiraclebeam: arsenio
JHmiraclebeam: hello....
BSH84: wow
BSH84: my bad
BSH84: wow sosa is finding no one who wants him at the gm meetings
JHmiraclebeam: shut up
JHmiraclebeam: no way.
BSH84: he may have to sign a minor league contract, didn't see that coming
BSH84: i'll say it once again
BSH84: steriods have no affect on anyone's career
JHmiraclebeam: nope
JHmiraclebeam: non whatsovever
BSH84: and brett boone is there with a new golden hair-do
BSH84: he is gay right?
JHmiraclebeam: absolutely not
JHmiraclebeam: but joe asked would you fight him
BSH84: hmm tough one
BSH84: probably not cause of the roid rage...allegedly
BSH84: msn rates jose guillen #9 on worst teammates, as an angel fan you disagree right?JHmiraclebeam: thats it
JHmiraclebeam: #9
JHmiraclebeam: now im gonna go read simmons part 2
JHmiraclebeam: did you accept my trade too
BSH84: haven't checked it but i will
BSH84: i can't wait for priest!
BSH84: jose guillen cries when at home cause people think he is an ass
BSH84: dont' you feel bad now
JHmiraclebeam: oh yeah
JHmiraclebeam: but he doesnt change
JHmiraclebeam: so go figure
BSH84: yes kent #4
JHmiraclebeam: bonds not #1 right
BSH84: #3 for barry
BSH84: Teammate Milton Bradley accused him of being racist. That is an unfair shot; Kent irritates teammates of every conceivable demographic.
JHmiraclebeam: More importantly, in case you were wondering, the new NBA dress code does not affect Elgin Baylor -- he can still wear Bill Cosby's wardrobe from the 1986 season of "The Cosby Show" to home games. What a relief.)
JHmiraclebeam: In one of the craziest developments in the history of the league, Chris Kaman apparently bought Hulk Hogan's hair from Wrestlemania V on eBay -- long blonde strands, receding hairline, bald spot in the back -- basically everything that ultimately convinced the Hulkster to start wearing that yellow bandanna 24/7 in the late-80s
BSH84: as long as he starts playing i'm a real american when he enters the arena, i'm buying season tix
BSH84: i'm a kamaniac!!
JHmiraclebeam: he does.
BSH84: really?!?!!?
BSH84: damn i need to go catch the clipper action
JHmiraclebeam: just kidding.
JHmiraclebeam: but sterling shows clips of him having sex with a hooker in one of the suites
BSH84: well she is a freak like that if i remember his comments on her
JHmiraclebeam: throwing everything into box and calling it moving is fun
BSH84: hahaha
BSH84: when are you moving?
BSH84: did you send my box out yesterday?
BSH84: so i'll get it tomorrow when i'm at home?
JHmiraclebeam: no
JHmiraclebeam: i have to wait until we move over
JHmiraclebeam: everything was sent over ther
BSH84: weak i was hoping for a package
JHmiraclebeam: sorry
BSH84: i thought you had packed everything and took it home already
JHmiraclebeam: haha
JHmiraclebeam: sowwy
BSH84: fyi: animal people, still fucking crazy
BSH84: oooh little tai got weighted today and is now 2 lbs heavier than he was 10 days ago
BSH84: that riveting
JHmiraclebeam: sweet
JHmiraclebeam: hes 17 lbs now
JHmiraclebeam: well
JHmiraclebeam: all the fat fuck does is eat and sleep
JHmiraclebeam: tyler appreciated the thorpe's notes
JHmiraclebeam: do i deserve to burn in hell for laughing about the ex steeler that died from a tree falling on him?
JHmiraclebeam: http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=2220019
BSH84: no, cause its his dumbass fault for standing underneath it
JHmiraclebeam: did you laugh though?
BSH84: cause he was using a chainsaw yes
BSH84: cause that means he had to be close to it and knew what he was doing
BSH84: so yes
BSH84: laughable
JHmiraclebeam: haha
BSH84: i'm pissed i'm missing the dogers fake news conference this afternoon
JHmiraclebeam: just laying out the ground rules
BSH84: upon further review, hilarity stands
JHmiraclebeam: solid!
JHmiraclebeam: time for meditation time
JHmiraclebeam: gonna go take a shit
JHmiraclebeam: brb
JHmiraclebeam: so are you goint to oiwake's
JHmiraclebeam: i saw the astros one yesterday and it was soooooo good
JHmiraclebeam: Hmiraclebeam (3:09:44 PM): tell me if you laugh
Auto response from topcowally (3:09:45 PM): Gone to the warehouse, brb or byob
JHmiraclebeam (3:09:46 PM): http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=2220019
topcowally returned at 3:37:09 PM.
JHmiraclebeam (3:43:33 PM): did you laugh
topcowally (3:43:44 PM): that's sad
topcowally (3:43:56 PM): but how come he wasn't strong enough to hold up the tree
topcowally (3:44:00 PM): man he took steroids
topcowally (3:44:02 PM): wtf
topcowally (3:44:07 PM): false advertisement
JHmiraclebeam (3:44:12 PM): you're a fag
JHmiraclebeam: i sent the link to 6 guys
JHmiraclebeam: 5 of us laughed
JHmiraclebeam: he was the only one to say...thats sad
JHmiraclebeam: hahah
BSH84: haha

well there you go, another awesome conversation that somehow you all sat down and read all the way through. Don't you feel some sort of feeling of accomplishment at this point? well you should. Happy Veterans Day!!!

i love LA....not louisiana

so i just returned from boston and i must say.....boston blows! when i say blow, i don't mean like good oral sex, but more like i wish death and the plague upon that city. i swear, just because you're ugly and your life is miserable, doesn't mean you have to be a dick to everyone else. how hard is it to say hi or thank you or just a fucking exuse me! im not bitter or anything, im just sayin.....

quick question: is boston the ugliest city in the world? discuss. i didn't think it was possible to top northern cali, but i think we have a winner!

i can't believe im going to say this, but its nice to be back in los angeles. nice to be back at work doing nothing and conversating with my peeps. of course, the only way for me to conversate would have to be through the greatest medium in the world......AIM!

okay, so i've been contemplating all morning.....what aim convo do i want to post? but i finally narrowed it down to my conversations with jen. these are two separte convos, but i think you guys will enjoy it. im pretty sure shes gonna get upset, but thats the fun part. hehe.....enjoy!

john and jen's convo on november 02, 2005......

truxelgal: hey u want me to pack ur glasses?
pinkymon2225: YES PLEASE
pinkymon2225: AND CONDOMS
truxelgal: wow
pinkymon2225: NO?
truxelgal: ok, but just a few
pinkymon2225: AT LEAST 2
truxelgal: ok will do
pinkymon2225: LIAR
truxelgal: :-)
truxelgal: man, i'm finding all these empty condom wrappers all over my room
pinkymon2225: HAHAHAHA
truxelgal: not funny
pinkymon2225: FOR ME IT IS
pinkymon2225: HAHA
pinkymon2225: THIS WILL GO UP ON THE BLOG SITE
pinkymon2225: HAHAHA
truxelgal: nicetruxelgal is idle at 4:05:25 PM. truxelgal is no longer idle at 4:06:51 PM.
truxelgal: whatcha doin
pinkymon2225: TRYING TO DO EDI
truxelgal: still?
pinkymon2225: BUT IM TALKING TO EVERYONE
truxelgal: except me
truxelgal: ass!
pinkymon2225: YOU'RE WERE IDLE BITCH
truxelgal: hee hee
truxelgal: i kid i kid
pinkymon2225: THATS RIGHT
pinkymon2225: YOU APOLOGIZE
truxelgal: i didn't apologize
truxelgal: i said i kid
pinkymon2225: CLOSE ENOUGH
truxelgal: guess what i'm eating for dinner sucka!
pinkymon2225: NOSHI?
truxelgal: yup
pinkymon2225: BITCH
truxelgal: bitch that gets to eat noshi though
pinkymon2225: I CANT WAIT TO POST THIS CONVO
truxelgal: u do and u die bitch
pinkymon2225: HAHAHA.....
truxelgal: it is seriously not safe talking to you or brad anymore
truxelgal: anything i say can be posted on your stupid stie
truxelgal: site
pinkymon2225: HEHE.....
pinkymon2225: THATS THE BEAUTY OF IT
truxelgal: if you ever post one of our convos, the panda dies
pinkymon2225: DONT YOU DARE THREATEN THE PANDA
pinkymon2225: I WILL CUT YOU
pinkymon2225: YOU KNOW I LOVE THAT PANDA MORE THAN......
truxelgal: brad?
truxelgal: that's a low blow for your bf
pinkymon2225: I KNOW
pinkymon2225: DONT BE JEALOUS
pinkymon2225: YOU KNOW YOU'RE THIRD ON MY LIST
truxelgal: 4th
pinkymon2225: LITTLE TAI TAI
pinkymon2225: BRAD
truxelgal: u forgot ashley boo
pinkymon2225: OH
pinkymon2225: YEAH
truxelgal: but do i beat derek at least?
truxelgal: ha ha
pinkymon2225: OF COURSE
pinkymon2225: ACTUALLY
pinkymon2225: ITS PANDA
pinkymon2225: ASHLEY BOOD
pinkymon2225: BRAD AND DEREK AND JOE
pinkymon2225: THEN TRANSFORMERS
pinkymon2225: THEN CALVIN AND HOBBES
pinkymon2225: THEN MIATA
pinkymon2225: JEN
pinkymon2225: LET ME REDO THIS
pinkymon2225: FUCK
truxelgal: u forgot about gambling...hello???
pinkymon2225: OH MAN
truxelgal: and wicket
pinkymon2225: GOOD GOD
pinkymon2225: IM GONNA HAVE TO RETHINK AND PRIORITIZE MY LIST
pinkymon2225: YOU'LL FIT IN THERE SOMEWHERE THOUGH
pinkymon2225: I PROMISE
truxelgal: cool thx
truxelgal: almost done packing!
truxelgal: you know that beige banana republic jacket you bought me a while back?
truxelgal: the long coat?
truxelgal: will that look weird over my black suit?
pinkymon2225: I DONT KNOW
pinkymon2225: TRY IT ON NOW
truxelgal: i did
truxelgal: i can't tell
truxelgal: u have a better fashion sense than me
pinkymon2225: NO I DONT
truxelgal: um yes u do
truxelgal: u metro
truxelgal: hey grease is on!
pinkymon2225: IKNOW
pinkymon2225: I WAS WATCHING IT LAST NIGHT ON VH1truxelgal is idle at 4:52:11 PM.
pinkymon2225: GONNA GO NOW
pinkymon2225: ILL TALK TO YOU TONIGHT
pinkymon2225: LOVE YOU
pinkymon2225: BYE

john and jen's convo #2

JHmiraclebeam (10:14:36 AM): hey
truxelgal (10:14:38 AM): what
JHmiraclebeam (10:14:53 AM): the guys want to go to spearmint on friday or saturday
truxelgal (10:15:01 AM): ok
truxelgal (10:15:02 AM): for what
JHmiraclebeam (10:15:12 AM): they're having some gay asian porn star thing
JHmiraclebeam (10:15:15 AM): they want to go
JHmiraclebeam (10:15:27 AM): just letting you know homie
truxelgal (10:15:28 AM): what the hell?
truxelgal (10:15:32 AM): gay asian porn
JHmiraclebeam (10:15:32 AM): i know
truxelgal (10:15:43 AM): who wants to go?
JHmiraclebeam (10:15:49 AM): i was using gay as an adjective
truxelgal (10:15:53 AM): oh
truxelgal (10:15:55 AM): haha
truxelgal (10:15:57 AM): who's going
JHmiraclebeam (10:16:05 AM): jay and joe and jay
JHmiraclebeam (10:16:10 AM): jay's friend
truxelgal (10:16:24 AM): oh
truxelgal (10:16:28 AM): well, behave
JHmiraclebeam (10:16:35 AM): i will
JHmiraclebeam (10:16:54 AM): when you say behave, you mean dont do anything dumb?
truxelgal (10:17:06 AM): u know what i mean
JHmiraclebeam (10:17:12 AM): just making sure
truxelgal (10:17:29 AM): remember, how would you feel if i did stuff with a guy stripper
JHmiraclebeam (10:18:02 AM): yes
JHmiraclebeam (10:18:04 AM): i know

i just like the gay asian part. hehe....i can't wait for her to yell at me. good times!