Scary

Why is it scary? cause its halloween, and because i just read over some excerpts from previous discussions, and I must say, wow we are really dumb 99% of the time. But alas because i know everyone is dying to read something here you go. I must warn you that this is before John was introduced to the panda cams so there won't be any discussions about gao gao or tai shan, so if thats what you are looking for i'm really sorry to disappoint you. But anyway here you go, its mostly about sports and such, although I do like the part where john denies watching laguna beach, but if you read the posting below it seems to me like he is actually a fan....a big gay fan.

BSH84: you still going to a's game tomorrow?
jhmiraclebeam: yup
jhmiraclebeam: extra ticket
BSH84: would love too but championship, i want to be a two time champion
BSH84: wtf? john patterson was taken out for stomach cramps? was he on his period yesterday?
jhmiraclebeam: yeah
jhmiraclebeam: thats i said
jhmiraclebeam: that fag
BSH84: what a homo
BSH84: okay this is where they get one on for cruz
jhmiraclebeam: i didnt know you liked cruz so much
BSH84: well cause the dodgers never do anything cool like a cycle, a no hitter, a triple play, a win, its cool to see
jhmiraclebeam: hahha
jhmiraclebeam: true
BSH84: lackey is gonna be on his game today right?
jhmiraclebeam: of course
BSH84: sanez on phillips up = dp
jhmiraclebeam: saenz is setting it up
BSH84: two speed demons
jhmiraclebeam: back to back
BSH84: tracy is a smart manager
jhmiraclebeam: can this be the first dp where the ss can tag 2nd and then run to 1st and complete the dp?
BSH84: without even breathing hard
BSH84: damn my clarrett jersy is up to 10.51
BSH84: watching an auction of optimus and ultra magnus...66 bucks ends in 3 hrs
jhmiraclebeam: for both?
BSH84: yeah
jhmiraclebeam: weak
jhmiraclebeam: they walked cruz
BSH84: he scares us all
BSH84: i swear werth is as important to this team as i am
jhmiraclebeam: can lowe just give up two runs
jhmiraclebeam: you guys can have the wi
jhmiraclebeam: win
BSH84: he tried to give walker a homer
BSH84: but cruz had a good play up against the wall
jhmiraclebeam: dood
jhmiraclebeam: hes already sleeping with hughes
jhmiraclebeam: larry
jhmiraclebeam: oh yea
jhmiraclebeam: frankie
jhmiraclebeam: first ballot hof
BSH84: espn was right on with that one
BSH84: if the angels have to lose, i like to watch him lose, it makes me smile
BSH84: its dirty time
jhmiraclebeam: is it 5 yet
BSH84: i wish
BSH84: are you donating to katrina?
jhmiraclebeam: probably
jhmiraclebeam: did you for the tsunami
BSH84: yeah, 100 bucks
jhmiraclebeam: same
jhmiraclebeam: im not gonna say it
BSH84: with katrina i suggest we go back and invest in the city once people can visit
jhmiraclebeam: man
jhmiraclebeam: the picture look horrible
BSH84: very
BSH84: i'm concerned for the cemetaries they have there....i hope the krypts are okay
jhmiraclebeam: no worries, casue the bodies are burried above ground
jhmiraclebeam: shit
jhmiraclebeam: thats just gross
BSH84: a lot of the french quarter isn't as flooded as bad cause its a little more elevated
jhmiraclebeam: did you see the pic of the superdome
jhmiraclebeam: thats pretty insane
jhmiraclebeam: i guess no return trip this nov?
BSH84: the superdome roof is tore up, yeah i'll wait until next year i think
BSH84: but i would like to return to see how it looks
jhmiraclebeam: me too
jhmiraclebeam: we can actually go on a city swamp tour
BSH84: you just want more gumbo
jhmiraclebeam: too soon?
BSH84: wow.....yes too soon, but still laughing
jhmiraclebeam: man...i really feel bad for them
jhmiraclebeam: just remembering all the places we passed and just imagiining it all destroyed
BSH84: yeah cause a lot is brick that wouldn't hold up
jhmiraclebeam: yeah
jhmiraclebeam: and wood
jhmiraclebeam: 175 mph winds
BSH84: exactly......who built a city below sea level next to big bodies of water?
jhmiraclebeam: i think it would easy beat the wolf in blowing the houses down
BSH84: yes i think the wolf would still be huffing and puffing
BSH84: and the answer to my question is the french
jhmiraclebeam: are you sure about that one
BSH84: yes
jhmiraclebeam: the french are very meticulous when it comes to planning
jhmiraclebeam: take the french and indian war
jhmiraclebeam: they won that one easily
BSH84: ah yes, my bad, must have been the mexicans
jhmiraclebeam: no
jhmiraclebeam: spaniards
jhmiraclebeam: they're the same as mexicans right?
BSH84: mexicans the first generation
jhmiraclebeam: same as star trek?
BSH84: exactly
jhmiraclebeam: what were we talking about again
BSH84: new orleans
jhmiraclebeam: brb
BSH84: i think the intern next door is cute
jhmiraclebeam: gotta make some yellow boxes. wanna box foo?
jhmiraclebeam: bitch
BSH84: whore
BSH84: so we are gonna see just like heaven right? its the perfect compliment to sweet home alabamer
jhmiraclebeam: hahaha
jhmiraclebeam: of course
BSH84: fuck why is it not 5
jhmiraclebeam: because it needs to be 4 before it turns 5 stupid
BSH84: i heard you watch laguna beach, is that true?
jhmiraclebeam: i do
jhmiraclebeam: no
jhmiraclebeam: i listen to it when jen is watching it
BSH84: "listen" gotcha, that show makes me angry, my sister was watching it
jhmiraclebeam: if i watched it, i would have to sock the screen
BSH84: same here
jhmiraclebeam: cause you take a limo when you go bowlig right
BSH84: i have it pick me up from work every thurs.
jhmiraclebeam: definitely tomorrow for the championships right
BSH84: of course, that way when they announce me i'll have a sweet G ride
jhmiraclebeam: hummer or reg
BSH84: hummer with spinners of course
jhmiraclebeam: solid
BSH84: did you know that tara reid has the iq of a sock monkey?
jhmiraclebeam: wow
jhmiraclebeam: a sock monkey
jhmiraclebeam: i was thinking hand puppet
jhmiraclebeam: but damn....smarter than i thought
BSH84: i was more suprised that the superficial guy was a Ultimate fighting champion, but he retired
jhmiraclebeam: man
jhmiraclebeam: hes all round gifted
BSH84: he is the coolest guy ever
jhmiraclebeam: im just impressed with his degree
BSH84: well who wouldn't be
BSH84: why is yadrir molina batting 4th?
BSH84: delgado being lazy dropped a ball
jhmiraclebeam: indians and tiegers like to score a lot in the first huh
BSH84: its their thing
jhmiraclebeam: the indians are scary good
BSH84: i wouldn't mind them winning the wild card
BSH84: they have young guys that are good
jhmiraclebeam: what
jhmiraclebeam: you dont want the yanks
BSH84: like aaron boone
jhmiraclebeam: no
BSH84: well the yanks will win the east
jhmiraclebeam: hes the veteran leader
BSH84: do they still have joey belle?
jhmiraclebeam: no
jhmiraclebeam: just albert
jhmiraclebeam: hey....hey....hey
BSH84: joey was cooler
BSH84: how you doin?
jhmiraclebeam: yeah
jhmiraclebeam: albert was meaner
jhmiraclebeam: but i think he was just labeled
BSH84: i like his burritos
jhmiraclebeam: those elbows werent intentional
jhmiraclebeam: were they?
BSH84: no, vina threw his face at him
BSH84: hey where is vina? didn't he sign with det? where is he now?
jhmiraclebeam: hes a bus boy at denny's
BSH84: the denny's in vegas with the T-bone thats sooooooooooooooooo good
jhmiraclebeam: im sorry
jhmiraclebeam: up north serving gelato
BSH84: they have a gelato place at bellagio, i found it while walking around aimlessly
jhmiraclebeam: yeah
jhmiraclebeam: i saw it to
jhmiraclebeam: next to this club
jhmiraclebeam: light i think
BSH84: i have not heard of that place
BSH84: do you know someone i could talk to about it?
jhmiraclebeam: why yes
jhmiraclebeam: i do know someone who works there
BSH84: oh wow
jhmiraclebeam: why didnt you call me yesterday
BSH84: was i supposed to?
BSH84: i fell asleep early
jhmiraclebeam: i would have helped you look for the person who carjacked you
BSH84: hahaha...my bad but they aer there a lot
BSH84: michael jackson is going to be recording a song for hurricane rellief........we can all stop donating now...that will make gajillions
JHmiraclebeam: haha
JHmiraclebeam: oh shoot
JHmiraclebeam: i havent donated yet
JHmiraclebeam: do you think i could send them transformers
BSH84: i was gonna send them a luke skywalker and a chewbacca, that should be plenty
JHmiraclebeam: yeah
JHmiraclebeam: they can sell it or give it to a kid
BSH84: as long as the kid doesn't open it, i'm cool with it
BSH84: time for the superficial
JHmiraclebeam: brb
JHmiraclebeam: good stuff
JHmiraclebeam: made up for the last couple of days
BSH84: yes...we can't let the terrorists win...we can't listen to that baby store
pinkymon2225: what would you be more disappointed by
pinkymon2225: barry coming back and the giants making the playoffs or the dodgers being in last place, being worse than the rockies
BSH84: probably giants making the playoffs
BSH84: cause i know we suck and this should teach our management that you can't put crap on the field
BSH84: the giants however have been below dodgers, dbacks, pads all season so to see them win would almost be unfair, just cause 1 person came back, and he would be eligible for the playoffs
pinkymon2225: IT JUST CAUSE YOU HATE BARRY
BSH84: no, moreseo hate the giants, respect barry
BSH84: and his naturally grown muscles
pinkymon2225: JAY SEO OR MORE SO
BSH84: jay seo for the most part
BSH84: did you know that jason christiansen and barry got into a real fight in june? and thats why he was traded?
pinkymon2225: NOT BECAUSE HE SUCKED?
pinkymon2225: AND CHRISTIANSEN WON RIGHT
BSH84: yeah, and thus asserted himself as leader of the clubhouse, all hail christiansen
pinkymon2225: YES
pinkymon2225: ALL HAIL CHRISTIANSEN
BSH84: so yeah don't expect bonds to come to the angels next year for a rematch
pinkymon2225: RAISE YOUR CUP
BSH84: huzzahh!!
pinkymon2225: AWWW....DONT WORRY
pinkymon2225: BARRY DOESNT CARRY ANY GRUDGES
pinkymon2225: WE'LL GET HIM
BSH84: thats true, he is very understanding
BSH84: ooh espn has live coverage of barry doing bp
pinkymon2225: HOW DOES HE LOOK?
BSH84: he has nice legs
pinkymon2225: SEXY
pinkymon2225: AND HIS HEAD
pinkymon2225: IS IT STILL HUGE?
BSH84: he hit a few liners, they have the camera right on him, so you can't tell where the ball is going
BSH84: head still as big as his ego
pinkymon2225: WOW....HOW DOES HE WALK AROUND THEN
pinkymon2225: NOW I UNDERSTAND THE STRESS HIS KNEES MUST GO THROUGH
BSH84: he has a great balancing act
BSH84: yes thats why it takes him longer to recover
pinkymon2225: THERE IS A BATBOY
pinkymon2225: YOU BITE YOUR TONGUE
BSH84: i haven't seen him in the news lately
BSH84: no barry tonight
BSH84: 10 years ago cal set the new record, what are the 10 best mlb records set since then?
pinkymon2225: UH
pinkymon2225: I SAY MCGWIRE AND BONDS BREAKING THE HR RECORD
pinkymon2225: ONLY BECAUSE THEY'VE DONE IT ALL LEGITLY
BSH84: of course, that makes sense
pinkymon2225: NOT MANY RECORDS WERE BROKEN
BSH84: i know, the hrs record, gagne, abreu for oldest living player...what else?
pinkymon2225: REX HUDLER, MOST ANNOYING ANNOUNCER FOR 8 YEARS IN A ROW
BSH84: haha...he also has most weed smoked by an announcer
pinkymon2225: ARE YOU SURE HES JUST SMOKING WEEK
pinkymon2225: WEED
pinkymon2225: I THINK A LITTLE CRACK ON THE SIDE OR SPEED
pinkymon2225: OR DOC GOODEN
pinkymon2225: HOW MANY ARRESTS BY AN EX-PLAYER
BSH84: ooh that has to be on their countdown list
BSH84: giambi most times being injected in the ass?
pinkymon2225: NO
pinkymon2225: YOU KNOW PALMEIRO HAS HIM BEAT
pinkymon2225: BRETT BOONE
pinkymon2225: HOW MANY TIMES YOU GET CUT IN ONE SEASON
BSH84: he also has consecutive years with gay frosted hair
pinkymon2225: AH....TRUE
pinkymon2225: HOW ABOUT CAMERON
pinkymon2225: MOST BROKEN FACIAL BONES
BSH84: most bones broken in a face?
BSH84: haha....nice
pinkymon2225: FUCKER
pinkymon2225: STEAL MY THUNDER
BSH84: darren dreifort, most money stolen from a team
pinkymon2225: HAHA
pinkymon2225: OH....I THINK THATS A TIE WITH NEAGLE
pinkymon2225: OR PONSON
BSH84: hmm possibly, neagle already has ugliest hooker picked up
pinkymon2225: FRANK THOMAS IS A CLOSE SECOND I THINK
BSH84: and ponson has most drunk driving
pinkymon2225: TRUE
pinkymon2225: TRUE
pinkymon2225: MAYBE HE DID IT
pinkymon2225: ARUBA
pinkymon2225: JUST SAYING
pinkymon2225: BEAT UP THE JUDGE
BSH84: hmm that is a good possibility
BSH84: no one is mentioning that, but i see a connection
BSH84: #10 mariners 116 wins
BSH84: #9 1998 yanks win 125 games
BSH84: #8 mike piazza hrs for a catcher
BSH84: #7 rickey henderson for most runs scored
BSH84: #6 ichiro 262 hits
pinkymon2225: IS THIS OFF OF ESPN
BSH84: #5 gagne save streak
BSH84: yes
BSH84: #4 rocket wins 7 cy youngs
pinkymon2225: GOING TO BE 8
BSH84: #3 red sox first team to recover from 0-3 in a playoff
pinkymon2225: SENTIMENTAL FAVORITE
BSH84: #2 mcgwire 70 hrs
BSH84: #1 barriod 73 hrs
pinkymon2225: HMMM
BSH84: honorable mention walks in a season too
pinkymon2225: IM BIASED
pinkymon2225: I THINK ICHIRO SHOULD BE #1
pinkymon2225: CAUSE HES ASIAN
pinkymon2225: BUT BECAUSE HE'S JAPANESE
pinkymon2225: HE SHOULDNT BE ON THE LIST
BSH84: haha....what about danny graves for crappiest reliever?
pinkymon2225: PLEASE
BSH84: he is asian and didn't make it either
pinkymon2225: DONNELY HAS HIM BEAT
BSH84: as does brazobad
pinkymon2225: GRAVES DID IT FOR A CRAPPY TEAM
BSH84: true
pinkymon2225: ITS LIKE SAYING LEE SMITH IS THE GREATEST CLOSER
pinkymon2225: HE ISNT
pinkymon2225: NEVER CLOSED OUT IN BIG GAMES
pinkymon2225: PLUS HES BLACK
pinkymon2225: SO THAT KNOCKS HIM DOWN A LOT
BSH84: hahahaha, very true
pinkymon2225: SERIOUSLY THOUGH
BSH84: not like frankie, who already has one foot in the hall of fame
pinkymon2225: YES
pinkymon2225: DUH

if you read this far i give you props and wish to inform you that your IQ has just decreased by 25 points, i'm sorry but its true.