Thursday, December 15, 2005

damn it

Damn I had just written a really clever intro and then the stupid blogger site crashed leaving me to start writing this again. Anyway here is the moment that everyone who ever reads this site has been dying to see.....wait for it wait for it.....a four way conversation between john, jen, susan and myself...it just might be the greatest conversation of all time. Or it could just be 4 people talking about pandas, clippers basketball, USC football, myspace, free porn and other random topics, you can decide for yourself. Anyway thanks again to susan and jen for helping to make this the great website that it is.


JHmiraclebeam has joined the room.
suzhill33 has joined the room.
You have just entered the chat room.
BSH84: look he's up on top of the rock
JHmiraclebeam: my gf is snob
BSH84: 5 bucks says he falls
JHmiraclebeam: shes too good to join
truxelgal has joined the room.
BSH84: haha...hi jen
truxelgal: hi
truxelgal: susan????
suzhill33: hi!
truxelgal: HI!
JHmiraclebeam: but he mde it
suzhill33: hahah sorry..
BSH84: i think he is pooping john
suzhill33: i was watching tai
JHmiraclebeam: yes
truxelgal: oh no...you got susan hooked
suzhill33: i know.. sad isnt it?
BSH84: you should actually blame tim, he started it
JHmiraclebeam: i know
truxelgal: damn tim
JHmiraclebeam: can su lin climb a rock
JHmiraclebeam: i didnt think so
BSH84: yes she can
JHmiraclebeam: that lazy whore
BSH84: i'mn gonna go check on her now
BSH84: double panda vision!!!!
truxelgal: very productive day for the two of you
suzhill33: wow i cant believe i'm watchin panda go
JHmiraclebeam: i hope he falls
JHmiraclebeam: haha
BSH84: i am working jen...i have like 30 agenda items i'm taking mysweet time with
BSH84: he iwll fall
suzhill33: oh no!
BSH84: he is clumsy, unlike su lin, who is very coordinated
suzhill33: i hope he doesnt fall
BSH84: ooh sun lin is running around
JHmiraclebeam: look at the balance
JHmiraclebeam: the agility
suzhill33: he looks chicken sh*t tho
JHmiraclebeam: hes so talented
JHmiraclebeam: you watch your mouth
suzhill33: ah see? he's heading back up
suzhill33: too hard for tai shen
BSH84: they changed teh camera to gao gao
BSH84: tai is stuck, he's gonna have to call for his mom now
JHmiraclebeam: what a mama's boy
suzhill33: sorry jen
JHmiraclebeam: what a sstupid ass
suzhill33: you must be so annoyed
JHmiraclebeam: he should just roll into a ball and roll down
BSH84: hahahaah
suzhill33: c'mon already!!!!!!!!!!!!11
BSH84: its like a foot to the floor
BSH84: hahahahha
suzhill33: just slide down mutha f-er!!!!!!!11
suzhill33: oops
truxelgal: oh..i kinda stopped paying attention...hee hee
suzhill33: haha you're strong
suzhill33: and...... he's down
JHmiraclebeam: told you
JHmiraclebeam: he didnt need his mom
JHmiraclebeam: wtf!
suzhill33: so are we all goin to citywalk for the rally????
BSH84: where is his mom?
JHmiraclebeam: i tried inviting tim
BSH84: when is ther rally?
JHmiraclebeam: his software doesnt support it
suzhill33: the day before i believe.. 3rd?
suzhill33: imma make sure
BSH84: did you get tix?
suzhill33: psh nope. still tryin
suzhill33: did u guys?
BSH84: my friend did....but no one else i know did
JHmiraclebeam: if you have 2500 for us to borrow
BSH84: jen...for christmas i think you should get john 2 tix to the rose bowl
JHmiraclebeam: lets go since we're all usc alumni
BSH84: jen...for christmas i think you should get john 2 tix to the rose bowl
truxelgal: um...yeah
BSH84: jen...for christmas i think you should get john 2 tix to the rose bowl
BSH84: hahaha...yes
JHmiraclebeam: hey wally...i read it the first time you typed it
JHmiraclebeam: i kid
BSH84: i didn't type it twice, it did it by itself
truxelgal: why do you always have to bring up wally
truxelgal: hee hee
BSH84: are you gonna go tailgate at the rosebowl and watch on a tv susan?
suzhill33: monday, jan. 2, 6pm-7pm
suzhill33: i just might have to
suzhill33: wanna tailgate?
JHmiraclebeam: see jen...susan has usc spirit
suzhill33: c'mon jen.. i'll pick u up for the rally at least!!!
truxelgal: i was waiting for john to say somethin!
suzhill33: hah
BSH84: jen do you own anything that says USC?
truxelgal: haha
truxelgal: one pullover
JHmiraclebeam: thats my girl
truxelgal: oh! and my license plate cover
truxelgal: !
JHmiraclebeam: that isnt on your car
BSH84: haha
truxelgal: it's all about the ELAC pride now
truxelgal: c'mon!
BSH84: and susan how much usc stuff do you have?
JHmiraclebeam: awww....tai thinks hes in china
JHmiraclebeam: he thinks hes gonna be made into stew
BSH84: hahahaha
JHmiraclebeam: seriously...look at him go
BSH84: they will eat him....endangered animals are tastier
JHmiraclebeam: definitely
JHmiraclebeam: that bald eagle i had last week was mmmmmmm
JHmiraclebeam: like gelato
BSH84: hahaha....damn thats smooth
suzhill33: hmmmmm haha i've got 3 sweatshirts... 4 tshirts... 1 tank top... 1 pillow.. license plate frame... 5 bumper stickers... 1 cap... 1 shotglass.. 1 mug...
suzhill33: anyway, you get the point
JHmiraclebeam: loser!
suzhill33: no i think
suzhill33: WINNER
truxelgal: john's just jealous cuz he had to go to CSULB...i feel bad for him
suzhill33: ditto
BSH84: don't worry remember john we are going to go back to school
BSH84: just so we have someone to cheer for
BSH84: and remember neither of us have a football team
JHmiraclebeam: yeah
JHmiraclebeam: i am
JHmiraclebeam: exaclty
suzhill33: my bro's company just got bought out for 485m
suzhill33: well the company he *works* for
JHmiraclebeam: grad is not teh same as going there undergrad
JHmiraclebeam: really
JHmiraclebeam: where does he work
BSH84: i was gonna say, if its your bros company i want to be his new best friend
suzhill33: yup that's why imma trojan
suzhill33: haha pricegrabber
truxelgal: what does ur bro do
BSH84: you are asking john right jen?
truxelgal: haha h
suzhill33: haha what does joe do?
suzhill33: my brother does programming
suzhill33: omg one of the kids that i tutor.. just msged me on aim...
suzhill33: but i teach writing
suzhill33: so i'm trying my best not to use abbreviations
JHmiraclebeam: kids should not be allowed to aim
suzhill33: isnt that lame??
suzhill33: i cant say OMG
JHmiraclebeam: haha
suzhill33: or how R U
suzhill33: it's tiring typing so much
suzhill33: =)
JHmiraclebeam: yeah...
JHmiraclebeam: brad and i tried that for a day
JHmiraclebeam: we gave up
JHmiraclebeam: hey brad
JHmiraclebeam: you still have that day's convo?
suzhill33: hahah wtf is panda doing???
suzhill33: he's freakin me out!
JHmiraclebeam: haha
JHmiraclebeam: he needs a helmet...hes gonna hurt himself
BSH84: sorry i just got my broncos tickets
BSH84: sweet
BSH84: hmm i'll check to see if i have that convo
BSH84: i don't think that i do
BSH84: it was fun though
suzhill33: haha now work on dem rose bowl tix!
BSH84: yeah...one step at a time
suzhill33: yeah alright.. sorry... i'm all wound up over it =p
truxelgal: sorry guys...i gotta go study for my test tonight!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! see ya!
suzhill33: ok! good luck jen!
truxelgal: it was nice talking "panda" w/you
truxelgal has left the room.
JHmiraclebeam: its chinese for yum
BSH84: hahaha
JHmiraclebeam: okay
suzhill33: hahahhaha dude.. he's not very bright
JHmiraclebeam: seriously
JHmiraclebeam: these gay guys on myspace keep asking me to be their friend
JHmiraclebeam: it was funny at first
JHmiraclebeam: fucking eric
BSH84: hahaha
JHmiraclebeam: hes telling his friends to do it huh
BSH84: why are they asking you know?
suzhill33: eric's gay?
BSH84: now^
JHmiraclebeam: yeah
JHmiraclebeam: i mean
JHmiraclebeam: i dont know
BSH84: damn its 3:30 already
suzhill33: these dudes on myspace AND friendster keep msging me for 3 ways
BSH84: hahahhahhaa
suzhill33: one dude said his 180 lb latin gf likes petite little asian girls
suzhill33: hellllll nah
BSH84: well i keep getting 15-17 year olds who want to be my friend and for me to share beer with them
suzhill33: haha
suzhill33: wicked smaht
BSH84: hahahaha.....wow....you win this arguement
BSH84: more like wicked retawded
suzhill33: hahah AND he said "we're safe most of the time"
suzhill33: winnar
BSH84: and you told him its all the time or none of time with you right?
suzhill33: yeah i totally responded
suzhill33: they're also from the A - L - H
BSH84: there goes all of a-l-h's cool cred
suzhill33: for shame
BSH84: susan have you seen the he-man/she-ra christmas special yet? if not i do highly recommend it
suzhill33: no way
suzhill33: where have i been?
BSH84: i think it came out last week
BSH84: he man is way flaming
JHmiraclebeam: you didnt tell me this
BSH84: er adam
BSH84: i told you i watched it
JHmiraclebeam: its on dvd?
BSH84: yes
JHmiraclebeam: i thought you saw it on tv
JHmiraclebeam: along with leprechaun in hood
BSH84: nope, someone bought it
JHmiraclebeam: thats awesome
BSH84: we just rented leprechaun in the hood
JHmiraclebeam: susan
suzhill33: hahahhaha
suzhill33: wha?
JHmiraclebeam: would you like some free porn
BSH84: there are a few lines that adam/he man says that i'm just like....wow
JHmiraclebeam: like y2khai?
BSH84: hahaha....you can share the free porn with your myspace friends
BSH84: girlies drive by i'm like wow
suzhill33: oh yes please
suzhill33: y2khai?
suzhill33: that's porn>
suzhill33: ?
suzhill33: hahhaha
BSH84: www.y2khai.com
suzhill33: ok so what's leprechaun in the hood
JHmiraclebeam: no
JHmiraclebeam: i have porn from my boss
JHmiraclebeam: the chicks look soo hot
suzhill33: is it hardcore?
suzhill33: cuz thats the only kind i watch
JHmiraclebeam: team cream....yeah!
BSH84: hhahahahahhahah
JHmiraclebeam: over 4 hours!
suzhill33: nasttyyyy
suzhill33: ok share
BSH84: that just sounds bad
JHmiraclebeam: i know
JHmiraclebeam: how can you suck dick for 4 hours
BSH84: did you view it yet?
BSH84: or has wally?
suzhill33: ew
JHmiraclebeam: im usually tired after 2
suzhill33: um ew
JHmiraclebeam: nope
BSH84: wow
JHmiraclebeam: thats the difference between me and walls
BSH84: and tai is back with mom now
JHmiraclebeam: i have a stack but its still packaged
suzhill33: haha
JHmiraclebeam: wally...not so much
suzhill33: and you get them from your boss?
JHmiraclebeam: yeah
JHmiraclebeam: he makes adult toys
BSH84: i don't think tom has porn, but i'll ask
JHmiraclebeam: any requests?
JHmiraclebeam: pocket rocket
suzhill33: no way
JHmiraclebeam: sex swing
suzhill33: rabbit
JHmiraclebeam: black dildo
suzhill33: wow
JHmiraclebeam: or i ocoould email him
BSH84: i have viewed the topco website...their products are top of the line susan
suzhill33: but i would be your anonymous friend right
BSH84: you know you get quality when you go topco
suzhill33: wait seriously you work for topco?
suzhill33: i'm confused
JHmiraclebeam: NO
JHmiraclebeam: i dont
JHmiraclebeam: but he owns our company
suzhill33: mm hmm
suzhill33: i want tito chihuahua taco holder for xmas
BSH84: yeah tim sent that to me as well
BSH84: i still don't want one
suzhill33: hahaha it's adorable
JHmiraclebeam: what?
BSH84: http://www.overstock.com/?page=proframe&prod_id=1747264
suzhill33: quite the stocking stuffer
suzhill33: let's get beer tonight
JHmiraclebeam: sure
BSH84: but the problem would be i would put my tacos in it, and then not want to touch them cause they look so cool
JHmiraclebeam: after our game?
BSH84: no john before our game
JHmiraclebeam: thats why you make extras douche
BSH84: our game won't end til 11
JHmiraclebeam: even better
BSH84: i'm supposed to dust off my rice and beans jersey tonight too
BSH84: drink at 8 tonight, get drunk be sober to play at 10
BSH84: works for everyone
suzhill33: youre playing at 10??
BSH84: yes...fricking so damn late
JHmiraclebeam: so you're gonna be there right susan?
suzhill33: where?
suzhill33: ithought you guys were done
suzhill33: boooo
BSH84: no we came back
BSH84: but not the same team
suzhill33: ok so 10 at barnes?
BSH84: yep
suzhill33: holy fricken majolies
JHmiraclebeam: cause steph is going to be there too
suzhill33: ok
BSH84: yeah..thats what i'm saying
BSH84: hahahaah
JHmiraclebeam: she hasnt missed a game yet
suzhill33: steph who?
BSH84: just like last time
suzhill33: hah? i'm confused
JHmiraclebeam: exactly
suzhill33: hahah what?
suzhill33: i dont get it
JHmiraclebeam: steph says shes gonna go every week
JHmiraclebeam: she never does
JHmiraclebeam: jsut liek you....
JHmiraclebeam: flake
JHmiraclebeam: yes
JHmiraclebeam: time for christmas music
BSH84: are you turning on kost?
suzhill33: if youre tryign to make me feel guilty...
suzhill33: it's not really working
JHmiraclebeam: no
suzhill33: kost keeps playin the same xmas songs
JHmiraclebeam: my own downloaded shit
JHmiraclebeam: whats more gay
JHmiraclebeam: listiening to mariah, britney, or wham's christmas songs
suzhill33: i love wham
BSH84: hahahahaah......they are all equal in my mind
BSH84: no let me go back to the smooth sounds of k-fe
BSH84: k-fed
JHmiraclebeam: are you ready for k-fed though
BSH84: well like the most of us i won't truly be ready til 2008
JHmiraclebeam: plenty of time to get ready
JHmiraclebeam: mariah time!
JHmiraclebeam: hey
BSH84: what?
JHmiraclebeam: since both of you guys are on
JHmiraclebeam: do you guys want to switch games?
JHmiraclebeam: cause sussan is supposedly 'grant hill' fan and hes coming back wednesday
BSH84: so who would i get to see? please tell me toronto
JHmiraclebeam: sac
JHmiraclebeam: on the 27th?
BSH84: i don't want to see your sac
JHmiraclebeam: like you havent before
BSH84: haha...thats a tuesday right?
JHmiraclebeam: well if susan were online and stopped pretending she were working
BSH84: i'm okay with it, but if she doesn't respond in 60 secs, then the deal is null and void
BSH84: except of course in tenn.
JHmiraclebeam: thats a given
JHmiraclebeam: cause i know how big an orlando magic fan you are
BSH84: well i love shaq and penny what can i say
JHmiraclebeam: dont forget nick and dennis
JHmiraclebeam: and ho grant
BSH84: dennis scott, scott stiles, there are so many
BSH84: exactly
BSH84: i think susan has like 20 secs
suzhill33: wait!
suzhill33: i feel bad
suzhill33: it's ok.. brad can go to the orlando game
BSH84: haha...its okay susan
BSH84: haha...its okay susan
BSH84: stupid aim
BSH84: haha...its okay susan
BSH84: i'm not being a wally
BSH84: i got booted off there
BSH84: can you read this?
suzhill33: no seriously
suzhill33: i'd be happy with either one
BSH84: no seriously i don't care what game i go too
BSH84: you have your man
BSH84: i really don't care about orlando
suzhill33: *fiew* ok.. cuz i was just kinda throwin that out there just to seem gracious
BSH84: i wanted miami or cleveland but john was being a bitch about those
suzhill33: haha
BSH84: hahaha
suzhill33: are you sure? you can say no biatch
suzhill33: i mean "no biatch"
BSH84: haha...go to him susan....go to grant
suzhill33: eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
JHmiraclebeam: bithc
JHmiraclebeam: i didnt even get cleveland
JHmiraclebeam: so did we straighten everythingout
suzhill33: so jan 10?
JHmiraclebeam: yes
BSH84: yes all contracts have been signed
JHmiraclebeam: and brad
JHmiraclebeam: dec. 27th
suzhill33: deal
JHmiraclebeam: oh wait
JHmiraclebeam: susan
suzhill33: uh oh
suzhill33: what
JHmiraclebeam: this deal is also contigent on you cheering for the cliippers and grant only
suzhill33: 'afahgaj'dfkasdjf'a
JHmiraclebeam: oh....i guess brad you're going to both games
suzhill33: gja;@#!!@!@!@$#^#$!!
JHmiraclebeam: and only jen can talk to me that way
BSH84: hahaa
JHmiraclebeam: well susan....
BSH84: i get to cheer for francisco garcia and the clippers susan
JHmiraclebeam: yay or nay
suzhill33: FINE! ok i'll cheer for the clippers and grant
BSH84: hahaha
suzhill33: now do we have a deal??
JHmiraclebeam: women...fold so easily
JHmiraclebeam: yes
suzhill33: you're lucky grant's a hot piece of meat!
JHmiraclebeam: as hot as kirk
JHmiraclebeam: hes dreamy
suzhill33: yeah but kirk's not black
BSH84: kirk cameron?
suzhill33: he definitely aint a brotha
suzhill33: thx for the trade brad. and thx for letting me tag along john.
suzhill33: see? i can be nice.
suzhill33: even while sober
JHmiraclebeam: we never said anything
suzhill33: cept that i'm cool
JHmiraclebeam: also, i get to blog about you too
suzhill33: nooooooo
suzhill33: i told you i'm keeping my mouth shut
BSH84: haha...blogs come with the games
suzhill33: vicious
BSH84: who thinks i should approve an agreement for WIC nutrition programs?
JHmiraclebeam: i've been pretty nice to my guests
JHmiraclebeam: in regards to my reviews
JHmiraclebeam: did you read my last entry
JHmiraclebeam: fuck WIC
suzhill33: what'
suzhill33: is wic
JHmiraclebeam: they give free formula and milk and shit to women with children
JHmiraclebeam: its bullshit
BSH84: Women Infants and Children, or women in crisis, or whore in custody
JHmiraclebeam: anyone can get it
BSH84: no you have to have need to get it
JHmiraclebeam: i think its the last one
JHmiraclebeam: no....
JHmiraclebeam: no
JHmiraclebeam: its not based on your income
JHmiraclebeam: its so fucking gay
BSH84: yes it is
BSH84: i'm reading the contract
BSH84: and i quote
BSH84: "the wic program provides nutrition education and counseling to qualifying women, infants and young children who are found to be nutritionally at risk"
BSH84: key word qualifying
BSH84: i mean i don't think they would let a gajillionaire like yourself onto the program
JHmiraclebeam: or just mexican and fob families that abuse the system
JHmiraclebeam: im sorry
JHmiraclebeam: i miss tookie
suzhill33: SO not pc
BSH84: you need a time out john
BSH84: i'm always pc, which reminds me why did hitler really commit suicide?
JHmiraclebeam: for the tookie comment or my racial comment
JHmiraclebeam: he was soo misunderstood
suzhill33: both
BSH84: nope, he got his gas bill
BSH84: i miss tookie too
suzhill33: SO not pc
BSH84: even if he was the tookie monster
JHmiraclebeam: tookie monster!
suzhill33: i think i need a timeout too
suzhill33: i chuckled at the joke
suzhill33: guilty!
JHmiraclebeam: oh....
JHmiraclebeam: breaking news....
suzhill33: i'm sick of all this tookie talk
BSH84: whats the news?
JHmiraclebeam: bush thinks the iraqi intell was faulty?
JHmiraclebeam: why cant we elect him for a third term
BSH84: term limits john....term limits....unless you want to overthrow the constitution, which of course only you can
BSH84: and thats not news anyway...the real news is that tom cruise is lecturing on healing
BSH84: and i don't have tix
JHmiraclebeam: what??????!!!!!!!!
JHmiraclebeam: where?
JHmiraclebeam: and when
JHmiraclebeam: we are sooooo there
JHmiraclebeam: hey susan
JHmiraclebeam: are you going ot dc with us in april
suzhill33: hooooollllyyyy jeebus
suzhill33: sorry... i'm watching that video on the haitian girl with the 16 pound tumor
JHmiraclebeam: we're going ot the nats game, cavs and wiz game, and gonna see tai for 3 straight days
suzhill33: i thikn i'm gonna puke
JHmiraclebeam: im a tumor...im a tumor...im a tumor
suzhill33: oh i see.. another boys trip eh?
BSH84: yeah i saw the tumor girl
BSH84: thats really really really massive
BSH84: luckily its no where that anyone can see it....just her face
suzhill33: yeah poor thing
BSH84: as for tom, the superficial doesn't say where the event is
JHmiraclebeam: are you serious>
JHmiraclebeam: on her face?
BSH84: yes...do you want to see a picture?
suzhill33: brace yourself
JHmiraclebeam: im sure i can find it
JHmiraclebeam: but save me the trouble
BSH84: it was on yahoo
BSH84: i don't see it there now
BSH84: but i'm sure you can find it
suzhill33: cnn's got it
suzhill33: u can watch the video
JHmiraclebeam: fuck
JHmiraclebeam: i cant find it
JHmiraclebeam: well
suzhill33: is it sexual harassment if your boss asks you if he can have a sip of your coffee?
JHmiraclebeam: i see the articles
JHmiraclebeam: no pictures though
BSH84: i say yes it is...now sue his pants off
BSH84: hmm but now thats sexual harrassment...no one can win
suzhill33: jyes.. quite the conundrum
JHmiraclebeam: wtf!!!!!
JHmiraclebeam: where is her nose
JHmiraclebeam: hence the assistance with the breathing
JHmiraclebeam: got it
BSH84: haha....you are quick
JHmiraclebeam: uh
JHmiraclebeam: after the tumor got to 8 lbs.
JHmiraclebeam: maybe it would be time for you to look for help
JHmiraclebeam: call me crazy
BSH84: on my last agenda item...aren't you guys proud of me that i was able to continue to work?
BSH84: i think at 1lb it would be noticalbe
JHmiraclebeam: no
JHmiraclebeam: i couldnt tell
JHmiraclebeam: 8
JHmiraclebeam: 8 is the magic number
BSH84: no 26 is the magic number
suzhill33: no 33 is
suzhill33: alrighties... gonna finish up my work. i'm having a hard time multi tasking.. think it's because i've been on an aim hiatus for almost a week
suzhill33: tootles land of gaydom
BSH84: hasta
JHmiraclebeam: see you tonight
suzhill33: YUP!
suzhill33: see you's
suzhill33 has left the room.
BSH84: so did you want to post this or me?
JHmiraclebeam: uh...
BSH84: uh..i'm like uh what.....
BSH84: she said i'm so afraid to tell you cause of what you might do
BSH84: i said i'm gonna stand up
BSH84: she said you know my friend tina?
BSH84: i said it sound familiar i'll probably know her if i see her
JHmiraclebeam: what the fuck?
BSH84: thanks r. kelly
BSH84: i said you know my friend roxanne?
BSH84: i said who the hell is roxanne?
JHmiraclebeam: i hate you
BSH84: roxanne's a friend of mine who knows this guy name chuck
JHmiraclebeam: chuck?
BSH84: chucks cool with this guy name rufus, now i'm sitting here like what the fuck
JHmiraclebeam: does he know some guy named rufus
BSH84: rufus's wife kathy, we both went to high school...she introduced me to the policeman who stopped youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
BSH84: and there you go...the end of chapter 5
JHmiraclebeam: thanks guy from vh-1
BSH84: i'm not as cool as him
JHmiraclebeam: yeah
JHmiraclebeam: you couldnt keep a straight face
BSH84: yeah i was laughing too hard
JHmiraclebeam: man
JHmiraclebeam: this si going to be soo good
BSH84: this post?
JHmiraclebeam: hell yeah
BSH84: you are posting it i take it?
JHmiraclebeam: no
JHmiraclebeam: you
JHmiraclebeam: frickin susan got tickets
BSH84: what the deuce!?!!?!
BSH84: how
JHmiraclebeam: she said patrick got it
JHmiraclebeam: that bastard!
BSH84: just cause she went there doesn't mean that she is a bigger fan than us
JHmiraclebeam: where are our connections
JHmiraclebeam: westside
BSH84: can't patrick get more
BSH84: he probably isn't even trying
BSH84: haha
BSH84: you have jen...use her
BSH84: and not in your normal way
JHmiraclebeam: hahhaah
JHmiraclebeam: i cant get tickets that way?
BSH84: hmm you can try
BSH84: but not sure
JHmiraclebeam: tell her thats the only way for tickeets
JHmiraclebeam: and she wants me to be happy right
BSH84: tell her to donate one of her gold bricks to the school
BSH84: i tried to tell he to get you tix for christmas
BSH84: her^
JHmiraclebeam: haha
JHmiraclebeam: and?
BSH84: not so much
BSH84: she more or less laughed
BSH84: hmm tix for 864 a piece...thats relatively cheap
JHmiraclebeam: that actually is
BSH84: with the number of tix for sale, at some point they will have to come down right?
BSH84: cause they all aren't going i mean market forces taught me that much in econ
JHmiraclebeam: well brad
JHmiraclebeam: its based on supply and demand
JHmiraclebeam: eventually the demand for tix will die down due to the price
JHmiraclebeam: or if they print more tickets
BSH84: exactly
BSH84: thats not happening
JHmiraclebeam: so tv it is?
BSH84: yeah..which bar works for you?
BSH84: nationals was good last year
BSH84: oh well we will discuss this more tomorrow
BSH84: i'm out...lates


ahhh do you feel the magic?

Thursday, December 01, 2005

Pandas and... Gorillas?

Hey everyone, as john mentioned in his previous post since his move, really good conversations have been few and far between. Lucky for all you loyal readers out there however, we were able to hold a pretty decent discussion yesterday. In addition i am putting up a conversation i had with our #1 fan of the site susan!!! For some reason she doesn't like talking to me and john anymore, go figure....something about not wanting the fame that this website brings is my guess. Anyway she did help bring back some awesome memories that I'm sure you'll find pretty sweet. So now without further delay me and john's convo from yesterday...followed by me and susan.......and scene:

BSH84: rather have konerko or erstad and sweeney?
JHmiraclebeam: konerko
JHmiraclebeam: he has pop
BSH84: and sweeny has poop
JHmiraclebeam: exactly
JHmiraclebeam: him and erstad
BSH84: well if konerko goes back to chi, deal in place for sweeney
JHmiraclebeam: who for who
JHmiraclebeam: im gonna go to walmart and get a radio
JHmiraclebeam: so i can listen to dan
BSH84: meanwhile dodgers may get jon vanderwal....haha...not really, but hey they could
BSH84: kotchman for sweeney
JHmiraclebeam: what?
JHmiraclebeam: thats just terrible
BSH84: i got the sweeney deal off www.1bignasty.com
JHmiraclebeam: i dont want that then
BSH84: and no more bengie
BSH84: are you feeling better today?
JHmiraclebeam: a lot better
JHmiraclebeam: i think im gonna play tonight
JHmiraclebeam: i know....
JHmiraclebeam: you guys were worried for a second
BSH84: wow its like karate kid part 1 when daniel finds the strength to fight
JHmiraclebeam: never saw it
JHmiraclebeam: panda time
JHmiraclebeam: this is gay
JHmiraclebeam: i cant see tai
JHmiraclebeam: can you get on
BSH84: its okay..word dojo is here for you....hey i'm trying to find the population of the 5th district, can you make up a number?
BSH84: let me see
JHmiraclebeam: did you hear ch. 11 this morning
BSH84: no i missed it
BSH84: i wanted to hear their review
BSH84: since its the best chapter
JHmiraclebeam: yes
BSH84: tie is sleeping with his head in the corner
BSH84: tai^
JHmiraclebeam: hes laying next to some bars right?
JHmiraclebeam: yes....although the review was good
BSH84: yeah...tai is still tired from his outing to the public yesteday
BSH84: i hope they have ch 11 review online today
JHmiraclebeam: i think it could have been better
JHmiraclebeam: tai did good yesterday
BSH84: yes, he showed off, tried to climb, what an overachiever
BSH84: he is already trying to show su lin that he is one hot panda
JHmiraclebeam: thats right....
JHmiraclebeam: gao gao has nothing on him
JHmiraclebeam: king kong too
BSH84: well gao gao is su lin's dad i believe soo he will have to ask his permission before his courting
BSH84: were they shocked bridget is pregnant with big man's baby?
JHmiraclebeam: su lin cant even walk
JHmiraclebeam: what a stupid bitch
BSH84: she is barely 100 days, but she has big potential
JHmiraclebeam: please
JHmiraclebeam: tai is only 3 weeks older
BSH84: you are just over protective of tai, no panda will ever be good enough for him in you mind
JHmiraclebeam: facts are facts
BSH84: i'm watching su lin right now
BSH84: she is sleeping just like tai, they are perfect for each other
JHmiraclebeam: hahah
JHmiraclebeam: so is she a whore
JHmiraclebeam: cause thats all she does
JHmiraclebeam: sleep around
BSH84: hahaha
BSH84: yes she is the whore panda of san diego
JHmiraclebeam: they should advertise her as "su lin, the whore panda"
JHmiraclebeam: so are we going to visit her when they allow visitors?
BSH84: yes and take pictures to take to tai
BSH84: to get him all excited
JHmiraclebeam: oh yeah
JHmiraclebeam: total love connection
JHmiraclebeam: i love playing cupid
BSH84: tai isn't a mama's boy panda is he?
JHmiraclebeam: no way
JHmiraclebeam: he always tries to fight his mom when she tries to lick him
JHmiraclebeam: i still do that today when my mom tries to do the same thing
BSH84: haha.....do you try to scratch her eyes out too? i saw tai doing that once
JHmiraclebeam: no...i just try to poke her eye three stooges style
JHmiraclebeam: you know were giant turds right?
JHmiraclebeam: we're
BSH84: oh yeah totally
BSH84: i was gonna ask if you want to put this convo up or do you want me too?
JHmiraclebeam: i hope our tickets come today
JHmiraclebeam: i thnk its your turn
JHmiraclebeam: do
JHmiraclebeam: dood
BSH84: okay will do
JHmiraclebeam: i need to put up the first half of my and susan's convo
BSH84: did you email the guy to ask when he was sending them out
JHmiraclebeam: gooing to now
BSH84: be sure to say go ucla!
BSH84: like serioulsy go away ucla
JHmiraclebeam: sweet
JHmiraclebeam: he sent them out yesterday to my house
JHmiraclebeam: but no one will be there to sign for it
BSH84: i hope the driver takes them to the wrong place again
BSH84: maybe they will come late
BSH84: i get packages like at 5:30-6 sometimes
JHmiraclebeam: i hope so
JHmiraclebeam: ill see with the notice
BSH84: i hope you don't miss it like leo did in romeo and juliet
BSH84: 2 sources have come in that says konerko resigns with chisox
JHmiraclebeam: i fucking hate you
BSH84: hahahhahahahha
BSH84: i just figured that was a good reference since you had seen it a few times
JHmiraclebeam: at least he turned down the o's
BSH84: no one wants to be the man to replace the man the myth the legend...raffy
JHmiraclebeam: true
JHmiraclebeam: those are some big shoes to fill
BSH84: and syringes to fill
JHmiraclebeam: theres a lot of responsibilites to take on
JHmiraclebeam: he needs to stab his teammates in the back
JHmiraclebeam: pretend to be injured
JHmiraclebeam: lie to the senate
BSH84: grow a porn mustasche
JHmiraclebeam: that too
BSH84: yeah...chisox was the obvious choice given those
JHmiraclebeam: fuck
JHmiraclebeam: did he just say hes going back
BSH84: yeah...but not to cali
BSH84: jayson stark is reporting it
BSH84: as is espn radio in chicago
JHmiraclebeam: jayson stark is gay
JHmiraclebeam: i dont want fucking sweeney
BSH84: well the sweeney part is only what big joe says
BSH84: nothing confirmed on that nor konerko...yet
JHmiraclebeam: but big joe is fat
JHmiraclebeam: so hes not a reliable source
BSH84: reliable food critic though
JHmiraclebeam: of course
BSH84: if you leave a msg for someone to call you yesterday at 3 pm, when am i able to call again without seeming to pushy?
JHmiraclebeam: i say 1
JHmiraclebeam: thats enought time for them to get settle and hopefully get your message
JHmiraclebeam: settled
JHmiraclebeam: unless they've been out of the office
BSH84: that sounds about right to me too
BSH84: i guess i can wait
JHmiraclebeam: fuck!
JHmiraclebeam: konerko resigned with the whitesox
BSH84: yeah i reported that remember
JHmiraclebeam: thanks
JHmiraclebeam: but you said it wasnt confirmed yet
BSH84: okay its confirmed
JHmiraclebeam: thanks
JHmiraclebeam: for the info bean
BSH84: okay phone call was returned
BSH84: so i don't need to worry about being pushy
JHmiraclebeam: sweet
JHmiraclebeam: although you are?
BSH84: no..im a pussy, not pushy
BSH84: big difference
JHmiraclebeam: touche....touche
JHmiraclebeam: or douche...douche
BSH84: douche
BSH84: my friend natasha got an invite to visit the church of scientology in inglewood.....she said i could have it!!! i can't wait to talk about xenu
JHmiraclebeam: dood
JHmiraclebeam: lets go!
BSH84: haha.....do we dress up like xenu? or just wear our jedi robes
JHmiraclebeam: jedi robes
BSH84: i want them to tell me i'm depressed and need help
JHmiraclebeam: lets go
BSH84: sure, i'm up for people to talk stupid to me
JHmiraclebeam: when is it
BSH84: not sure, i'll talk to her again soon, i have to drive out to see her soon, so i'll get the invite, i think its an open invite
BSH84: thats what happens when you work for movie studios and such, scientologists call
JHmiraclebeam: hhahahaha
JHmiraclebeam: thats so awesome
BSH84: so i think you should work for hollywood next
BSH84: it just makes sense
JHmiraclebeam: doesnt it
JHmiraclebeam: mac and cheese
JHmiraclebeam: mmmmm
JHmiraclebeam: soo good
BSH84: el pollo mac and cheese?
BSH84: or kraft mac and cheese?
JHmiraclebeam: el pollo
BSH84: i had a tuna sandwich while watching peanut butter jelly time!
BSH84: ooh i'm jealous
JHmiraclebeam: nice
BSH84: good gosh its slow
JHmiraclebeam: i know
BSH84: oh and tai is sorta a mama's boy panda, and i can prove it!
JHmiraclebeam: you bite your tongue
BSH84: Minerals from Mei Xiang's saliva, especially iron compounds, leave Tai's hair with a pink tint. Despite his protests, she still manages to lick him!
JHmiraclebeam: i know
BSH84: taken from the national zoo's website
JHmiraclebeam: i read that this morning
BSH84: hahaha....wow we're gay
JHmiraclebeam: see...but he protests
BSH84: but she still does
JHmiraclebeam: cause she so much bigger
BSH84: a real panda wouldn't take that
BSH84: su lin's circular cage is pretty sad
BSH84: san diego has a panda blog....like us!
JHmiraclebeam: sweet
BSH84: clean my desk/read over some mental health stuff/ or read stupid stuff online
BSH84: what should i do?
JHmiraclebeam: did you tell susan to read our newest entry
BSH84: i told her what we were talking about today, and ot check back tomorrow to read the whole thing
BSH84: she thinks we're dumb...go figure
JHmiraclebeam: haha
BSH84: paul byrd maybe signing with balt
JHmiraclebeam: done
JHmiraclebeam: finished posting
BSH84: sweet
BSH84: i emailed young today, see if he gets back to me
JHmiraclebeam: she seems upset
JHmiraclebeam: haha
BSH84: achieving a new level of gaydom, i think that takes the cake
JHmiraclebeam: hahah
BSH84: stupid yahoo fantasy is still down, sooo gay
BSH84: koko the gorilla still wants to have a baby
JHmiraclebeam: how about amy
JHmiraclebeam: me amy
BSH84: yes chapter 11 is up
JHmiraclebeam: the ending is the best
BSH84: they tease, it says ch. 11 but its really ch 10 that is up
BSH84: are we gonna go to the game early to be behind the espn gameday guys?
JHmiraclebeam: oh for sure
JHmiraclebeam: susan asked if we wanted to tailgate with her
BSH84: is she going too? i'll go tailgate and drink for both of us
JHmiraclebeam: yes!
JHmiraclebeam: good looking out
JHmiraclebeam: she has season tickets
BSH84: ah, she smart
JHmiraclebeam: jen?
BSH84: jen not so much, no season tix
JHmiraclebeam: exactly
JHmiraclebeam: how about me
JHmiraclebeam: i have clippers season tickets
JHmiraclebeam: isnt hip to be a clip?
BSH84: haha..well this season smart, 3 years ago...not so much
BSH84: but both of us really dumb for not buying angel playoff package in 02
JHmiraclebeam: i think really dumb is being kind of nice
JHmiraclebeam: more like fucking stupid
BSH84: haha....yeah thats more like it
BSH84: i get some smart points back for not buying a dodger package last year
BSH84: it crossed my mind too
JHmiraclebeam: ahahah
JHmiraclebeam: but you did feel stupid at the beginning of the year right?
BSH84: yes very for the first 14 games
BSH84: after that smart...very very smart

if that wasn't awesome enough....here is suan's convo.

suzhill33: my favorite part of the panda article: "Cameras snapped wildly every time he did something especially cute."
suzhill33: awww
suzhill33: look.. he's climbing all over his cage
BSH84: hahaha......see you are hooked too!!
suzhill33: how can you not be
suzhill33: =)
BSH84: Minerals from Mei Xiang's saliva, especially iron compounds, leave Tai's hair with a pink tint. Despite his protests, she still manages to lick him!
suzhill33: hahaha
BSH84: if you check me and john's blogsite tomorrow you'll see our cool discussion today
suzhill33: those bears
suzhill33: lookin forward to it
BSH84: we talked about hooking tai up with su lin of the san diego zoo
BSH84: he doesn't think she is good enough though
suzhill33: hahaha why not?
BSH84: cause even though she is only 3 weeks younger she isn't doing as much as tai does
BSH84: and he thinks she is a panda whore
suzhill33: HAHAHA
suzhill33: you guys are too much
BSH84: yes we really did have this conversation too
BSH84: how sad is that
BSH84: your convesation was good too....and i also think people are yelling when they type in all caps
suzhill33: i'm not much better if i'm spending my days those damned blogs
BSH84: if you are actually reading our blog then you must be really bored
suzhill33: *ding*
suzhill33: =)
suzhill33: haha i'm officially not talking to you fools anymore
BSH84: haha....no way!!! you'll miss us and then you'll start reading our site more, and that can only do no good
BSH84: fyi: for the record i don't watch laguna beach
BSH84: only john and wally do
suzhill33: hahhaa
suzhill33: i just chewed john out
suzhill33: and then he decides to post the first part of hte conversation
suzhill33: great.
BSH84: thats the best part, i just read it
BSH84: i like when you tell us we have achieved a new level of gaydom
suzhill33: *sigh* great.
suzhill33: haha r u offended?
BSH84: nope
BSH84: honored
BSH84: tim and young need to update their blogs
BSH84: you've read youngs right?
suzhill33: haha yeah
suzhill33: hilarious
suzhill33: it's been a while tho
BSH84: whenever you need a good laugh young is a good resource
BSH84: this is for you: http://www.koko.org/world/daily.php
suzhill33: omg youre kidding me..
suzhill33: i thought her name was spelled coco
suzhill33: i saw it on pbs
BSH84: i remembe it was koko from my weekly reader
BSH84: best magazine ever!
suzhill33: damn
suzhill33: hahaha weekly reader
suzhill33: good stuff
suzhill33: koko is amazing!
BSH84: koko still wants a baby, she wanted one when i was like in 3rd grade and they gave her a kitten
BSH84: can't she get some gorilla lovin?
suzhill33: i remember..
suzhill33: then the kitten died
suzhill33: and she was sooo sad
suzhill33: yeah i dont get it
BSH84: i was hoping for a koko cam, but alas there isn't one
suzhill33: drats
suzhill33: koko is amazing
BSH84: so you are going to be checking koko's photo blog everyday now right?

awesome!!!!! happy belated thanksgiving to all