tgif....thick goo inside fetuses?

so this day is half over and i realized i haven't done anything today. i mean i can only talk to brad for so long (btw...nice work on the new look brad), so i decided im going to post up some conversations i've had with other people. hmm....why you ask? i don't know. i figure, brad and i talk about two things: pandas and sports. although tai shan is a great panda bear, im sure you might get a little bored.

so to spice it up a little, im going to save all my convos now and post them up on random days. it'll be fun. sort of like, "you're on candid camera" but on aim instead. and instead of it being funny, its gonna suck. so enjoy my first convo with guinea pig wally.....

john and wally's great convo on october 25, 2005......

topcowally (9:14:23 AM): oh it's cool
topcowally (9:14:28 AM): when did u blow me off
topcowally (9:14:36 AM): i don't rememberJ
Hmiraclebeam (9:14:37 AM): i wasnt really listening ot you
JHmiraclebeam (9:14:38 AM): haha
JHmiraclebeam (9:14:39 AM): okay
JHmiraclebeam (9:14:42 AM): nevermind then
topcowally (9:14:43 AM): oh it's cool
topcowally (9:14:52 AM): but watch laguna next week
topcowally (9:14:56 AM): it's gonna be good
JHmiraclebeam (9:15:02 AM): whats it about
JHmiraclebeam (9:15:06 AM): yesterdays sucked?
topcowally (9:16:11 AM): yeah
topcowally (9:16:12 AM): it sucked
topcowally (9:16:26 AM): but lc tells off jessica and jason next week
topcowally (9:16:31 AM): it's gonna be sweet
topcowally (9:16:50 AM): cause they are gonna have a fashion show benefit
JHmiraclebeam (9:16:51 AM): whyt
opcowally (9:17:05 AM): for the laguna beach landslide victims
topcowally (9:17:22 AM): and at the benefit i guess jason is all flirting w/ jessica
topcowally (9:17:36 AM): she's like dancing on him
topcowally (9:17:47 AM): and lc grabs jessica and tells her off
topcowally (9:17:57 AM): and then tells jason to never talk to her anymore
topcowally (9:17:59 AM): i can't wait
JHmiraclebeam (9:19:06 AM): what a whore
JHmiraclebeam (9:19:20 AM): jessica gots issues man
JHmiraclebeam (9:19:40 AM): but she has big boobs and lc is a moron so its all fair
JHmiraclebeam (9:20:05 AM): oh
JHmiraclebeam (9:20:07 AM): panda time
topcowally (9:20:48 AM): oh yeah i finally saw it last night
topcowally (9:20:52 AM): i downloaded real player
topcowally (9:20:59 AM): he was boring
topcowally (9:21:04 AM): he was just lying there
topcowally (9:21:12 AM): it was like at midnight tho
topcowally (9:21:17 AM): maybe he was sleeping
topcowally (9:21:27 AM): give me the link again
JHmiraclebeam (9:23:02 AM): yeah
JHmiraclebeam (9:23:06 AM): fucking lazy bitch
JHmiraclebeam (9:23:17 AM): the best time ot watch it is in the morning
JHmiraclebeam (9:23:28 AM): cause its noon time on the east coast
topcowally (9:23:30 AM): what's the link
JHmiraclebeam (9:23:42 AM): thats when the bear breast feeds the baby
JHmiraclebeam (9:23:48 AM): gets me all hot and bothered
JHmiraclebeam (9:23:57 AM): http://animal.discovery.com/cams/pandavidr.html
JHmiraclebeam (9:25:13 AM): still waiting for it to take a shit
topcowally (9:25:40 AM): why do u want to see it shit for
JHmiraclebeam (9:26:40 AM): cause
JHmiraclebeam (9:26:44 AM): ive never seen a panda shit
JHmiraclebeam (9:26:55 AM): does it squat
JHmiraclebeam (9:27:03 AM): or does it sit on a toilet like humans
JHmiraclebeam (9:27:06 AM): i dont know
JHmiraclebeam (9:27:18 AM): thats the excitement
topcowally (9:27:27 AM): dude i'm totally team jessica...she's such a homewrecker...i love it
topcowally (9:32:31 AM): he's not doing anything
JHmiraclebeam (9:32:35 AM): i know
JHmiraclebeam (9:32:40 AM): lazy bitchass
JHmiraclebeam (9:32:43 AM): but hes so cute
topcowally (9:32:44 AM): dude i want to be a panda
JHmiraclebeam (9:32:57 AM): cause he knows everything?
topcowally (9:33:09 AM): no for halloween
JHmiraclebeam (9:33:19 AM): dood
JHmiraclebeam (9:33:25 AM): be a panda
topcowally (9:34:09 AM): that's what i just said
JHmiraclebeam (9:34:11 AM): im just pulling a you
topcowally (9:34:14 AM): and i'll just sit her in my costume
topcowally (9:34:17 AM): and do nothing
topcowally (9:34:23 AM): and say man i'm in character
JHmiraclebeam (9:34:29 AM): ah....
topcowally (9:34:31 AM): leave me alone
topcowally (9:34:35 AM): haha
JHmiraclebeam (9:34:42 AM): thats awesome
JHmiraclebeam (9:34:49 AM): ill be the mama panda
JHmiraclebeam (9:34:59 AM): ill come in, knock over your cubicle
topcowally (9:35:12 AM): cool and then i'll suck on your nipple for nursing
JHmiraclebeam (9:35:28 AM): fuck
JHmiraclebeam (9:35:34 AM): you stole my thunder
JHmiraclebeam (9:35:42 AM): i was going ot type it but jesse walked by
JHmiraclebeam (9:36:19 AM): i prefer you call it teet
topcowally (9:37:27 AM): sure what is that
JHmiraclebeam (9:38:51 AM): teet instead of nipple
JHmiraclebeam (9:38:53 AM): i swear
JHmiraclebeam (9:38:58 AM): im gonna punch you
topcowally (9:39:14 AM): what is teet? i really don't know
JHmiraclebeam (9:39:30 AM): teet instead of tit
JHmiraclebeam (9:39:32 AM): i dont know
topcowally (9:39:37 AM): oh ok
JHmiraclebeam (9:39:39 AM): i swear....we're not carpooliing
topcowally (9:39:53 AM): i thought it was a scientific term
JHmiraclebeam (9:40:07 AM): perhaps
topcowally (9:41:08 AM): hey u guys want to go cages right after work today?
JHmiraclebeam (9:41:16 AM): I inserted half a tube of that "tomorrow" stuff in her teet, but haven't seen a difference yet.
JHmiraclebeam (9:41:20 AM): i guess its for goats
JHmiraclebeam (9:41:26 AM): found it on goatweb.com
JHmiraclebeam (9:41:40 AM): which i will look into later
topcowally (9:41:46 AM): wtf
topcowally (9:41:54 AM): u watch goats now too
topcowally (9:41:57 AM): pandas are ok
JHmiraclebeam (9:42:00 AM): no bitch
topcowally (9:42:02 AM): but goats are too far
JHmiraclebeam (9:42:13 AM): you asked if if teet was a scientific word
JHmiraclebeam (9:42:19 AM): so i did a search
JHmiraclebeam (9:42:27 AM): bitch....dont judge
JHmiraclebeam (9:42:32 AM): it was only once
JHmiraclebeam (9:42:39 AM): that goat knew how to shake that ass
topcowally (9:42:46 AM): oh ok...hey so, it's my bro's chinese bday so my mom is ordering fish maw soup...so i'm gonna eat dinner at home
topcowally (9:42:52 AM): and since cages close at 9
topcowally (9:42:56 AM): u want to go after work
topcowally (9:43:04 AM): if it is not wet of course
JHmiraclebeam (9:43:21 AM): yeah
JHmiraclebeam (9:43:25 AM): i talk to joe about it
JHmiraclebeam (9:43:30 AM): talked
JHmiraclebeam (9:43:43 AM): and no since it would benefit you
topcowally (9:44:04 AM): haha...thanks bi-atches(in a laguna beach voice)
JHmiraclebeam (9:45:28 AM): damn...thats how i sound when i get all excited aobut laguna beach
topcowally (9:45:42 AM): yup
JHmiraclebeam (9:45:44 AM): i just punched myself in the balls
topcowally (9:45:44 AM): sorry to say
JHmiraclebeam (9:45:48 AM): i deserved it
topcowally (9:46:49 AM): ok either way it looks like it won't stop sprinkling
topcowally (9:46:55 AM): we'll see by the end of work
topcowally (9:47:10 AM): i don't want to slip on wet cement swinging
topcowally (9:47:37 AM): we all know it's hard enough for u and i to keep our balance while swinging on dry ground
JHmiraclebeam (9:47:49 AM): speak for yourself
JHmiraclebeam (9:47:54 AM): im the hr king
JHmiraclebeam (9:48:03 AM): when i say hr king, i mean swinging bunt king
topcowally (9:48:04 AM): oh yeah i forgot...my bad
topcowally (9:49:38 AM): ok costume researching time
topcowally (9:49:45 AM): where can we rent costumes
topcowally (9:49:59 AM): the freaking full mascot costumes are too expensive
topcowally (9:50:05 AM): but i want to wear one
JHmiraclebeam (9:50:32 AM): just do it
JHmiraclebeam (9:50:35 AM): dont be a puss
JHmiraclebeam (9:50:47 AM): i just realized i should have been michael in thriller
JHmiraclebeam (9:50:55 AM): but i dont have time to get the jacket and shit
topcowally (9:51:03 AM): yeah there was a david hasselhoff costume i saw yesterday
topcowally (9:51:15 AM): and the johnny boy from karate kid
topcowally (9:52:07 AM): he's yawning
topcowally (9:52:10 AM): the panda
topcowally (9:52:13 AM): ok taking a shit now
topcowally (9:52:18 AM): jk
topcowally (9:52:19 AM): haha
topcowally (9:52:23 AM): but he's yawningJ
Hmiraclebeam (9:52:26 AM): dont tease fuck face
JHmiraclebeam (9:52:42 AM): get up you lazy bastard
topcowally (9:53:07 AM): seriously
topcowally (9:53:15 AM): damn i'm gonna look for a panda costume
topcowally (9:53:56 AM): http://cgi.ebay.com/Panda-Mexican-Pro-Wrestler-Knit-Mask-halloween-hat-ski_W0QQitemZ5628500821QQcategoryZ19255QQssPageNameZWD
topcowally (9:53:59 AM): get this one
topcowally (9:54:01 AM): it's tight
JHmiraclebeam (9:54:03 AM): dood
topcowally (9:54:05 AM): like ray mysterio
JHmiraclebeam (9:54:06 AM): hes having a seizure
JHmiraclebeam (9:54:25 AM): awww...get it
JHmiraclebeam (9:54:36 AM): im already committed to my costume
JHmiraclebeam (9:55:05 AM): but i will put it on my watch list
JHmiraclebeam (9:55:11 AM): and i have to look for a beret for me and brad too...cause we looked so cool with them
topcowally (9:55:23 AM): http://cgi.ebay.com/NEW-HALLOWEEN-FULL-COS
topcowally (9:55:24 AM): this too
topcowally (9:55:26 AM): haha
JHmiraclebeam (9:56:11 AM): thats fucking tight
JHmiraclebeam (9:56:29 AM): then ill wear a diaper with huge balls and be the masturbating pnada bear
JHmiraclebeam (9:57:09 AM): then youu get a smokey the bear costume and be smokey the masturbating bear
topcowally (9:59:50 AM): lol
topcowally (9:59:53 AM): http://www.collegehumor.com/pictures/89346/
topcowally (9:59:58 AM): here i'll just make it
topcowally (10:00:01 AM): i think i can do it
JHmiraclebeam (10:03:23 AM): what stay puff
JHmiraclebeam (10:03:36 AM): be bentley
topcowally (10:03:50 AM): bentley farnsworth
JHmiraclebeam (10:03:56 AM): yeah
JHmiraclebeam (10:04:10 AM): just dance around the office all day
topcowally (10:04:18 AM): lol
topcowally (10:04:30 AM): i don't think i can dance that well
JHmiraclebeam (10:04:30 AM): just an excuse to dance all day
JHmiraclebeam (10:04:45 AM): just do the dance we do
topcowally (10:04:53 AM): wow....yest
topcowally (10:05:33 AM): let's see if i can make it first
topcowally (10:06:09 AM): oooh...let's wear our supermarket sweep sweatshirts
topcowally (10:06:13 AM): and be contestants
JHmiraclebeam (10:06:15 AM): just wear a sweater vest
topcowally (10:06:15 AM): haha
JHmiraclebeam (10:06:17 AM): ask leJ
Hmiraclebeam (10:06:34 AM): haha....
JHmiraclebeam (10:06:37 AM): we're so gay
topcowally (10:06:47 AM): let's do that
topcowally (10:06:53 AM): and push around a cart all day
topcowally (10:06:55 AM): haha
topcowally (10:07:07 AM): let's go borrow the training ones
topcowally (10:07:23 AM): from ralphs
JHmiraclebeam (10:07:28 AM): uh...
JHmiraclebeam (10:07:29 AM): no
topcowally (10:07:38 AM): damn i'm gonna make a fake cart
topcowally (10:07:45 AM): out of foil
topcowally (10:07:51 AM): and put like ham and everything in it
topcowally (10:08:01 AM): and wear my sweater
topcowally (10:08:09 AM): w/ a collar shirt underneath
topcowally (10:10:28 AM): i closed the panda
topcowally (10:10:34 AM): he's just in a ball
topcowally (10:10:49 AM): ok lemme see if stay puff can be made
topcowally (10:10:53 AM): we'll see
topcowally (10:10:56 AM): ok ttyl
JHmiraclebeam (10:11:00 AM): aight
JHmiraclebeam (10:11:01 AM): late
JHmiraclebeam (10:11:20 AM): check out this new link brad sent me
JHmiraclebeam (10:11:28 AM): its the pandas at the san diego zoo
JHmiraclebeam (10:11:29 AM): http://sandiegozoo.org/zoo/ex_panda_station.html
JHmiraclebeam (10:11:35 AM): its weird, but they do the same thing
JHmiraclebeam (10:11:38 AM): lazy fuckers
topcowally (10:12:04 AM): that's why they are an endangered species
topcowally (10:12:11 AM): they are probably too lazy to even have sex
JHmiraclebeam (10:13:40 AM): ah....very insightful
JHmiraclebeam (10:13:44 AM): probably
JHmiraclebeam (10:13:49 AM): hey
JHmiraclebeam (10:13:56 AM): did you like the cake yesterday
JHmiraclebeam (10:14:08 AM): i figured since we both llike passion fruit
topcowally (10:14:22 AM): was that passion fruit
topcowally (10:14:27 AM): i couldn't tell what it was
topcowally (10:14:33 AM): i thought it was apple
topcowally (10:15:07 AM): u are a very fruity person
topcowally (10:15:11 AM): in many ways
JHmiraclebeam (10:17:30 AM): me?
JHmiraclebeam (10:17:36 AM): wowsers!
JHmiraclebeam (10:17:39 AM): fag
JHmiraclebeam (10:17:53 AM): whos more sensitive...me or you
topcowally (10:17:55 AM): haha..but seriously i thought it was a pineapple
topcowally (10:17:57 AM): couldn't tellJ
Hmiraclebeam (10:17:59 AM): lets get a poll going?
JHmiraclebeam (10:18:03 AM): me too
JHmiraclebeam (10:18:10 AM): i tasted like it
JHmiraclebeam (10:18:20 AM): it
topcowally (10:18:25 AM): i don't even know what a passion fruit looks like
JHmiraclebeam (10:18:32 AM): yeah you do
JHmiraclebeam (10:18:36 AM): its about 5 ft.
JHmiraclebeam (10:18:40 AM): stipper boots
topcowally (10:18:41 AM): no a real one
JHmiraclebeam (10:18:45 AM): pretty
topcowally (10:18:53 AM): her's are fake
JHmiraclebeam (10:19:10 AM): oh...i dont know then
JHmiraclebeam (10:19:27 AM): the san diego panda is weak....
JHmiraclebeam (10:19:31 AM): its in black and white
JHmiraclebeam (10:19:37 AM): i want to see tai shan in color
JHmiraclebeam (10:19:52 AM): i mean san diego panda cam
topcowally (10:19:56 AM): yeah...let's just go there and see them in person
JHmiraclebeam (10:19:59 AM): i know the panda is black and white
topcowally (10:20:41 AM): wow i didn't even realize your comment
topcowally (10:20:47 AM): until you brought it up
topcowally (10:20:58 AM): what other colors do u want to see
JHmiraclebeam (10:21:48 AM): green
JHmiraclebeam (10:21:56 AM): yellow for the bamboo
topcowally (10:22:06 AM): and brown for his poop
JHmiraclebeam (10:22:10 AM): oh hell yea