Pandas and... Gorillas?

Hey everyone, as john mentioned in his previous post since his move, really good conversations have been few and far between. Lucky for all you loyal readers out there however, we were able to hold a pretty decent discussion yesterday. In addition i am putting up a conversation i had with our #1 fan of the site susan!!! For some reason she doesn't like talking to me and john anymore, go figure....something about not wanting the fame that this website brings is my guess. Anyway she did help bring back some awesome memories that I'm sure you'll find pretty sweet. So now without further delay me and john's convo from yesterday...followed by me and susan.......and scene:

BSH84: rather have konerko or erstad and sweeney?
JHmiraclebeam: konerko
JHmiraclebeam: he has pop
BSH84: and sweeny has poop
JHmiraclebeam: exactly
JHmiraclebeam: him and erstad
BSH84: well if konerko goes back to chi, deal in place for sweeney
JHmiraclebeam: who for who
JHmiraclebeam: im gonna go to walmart and get a radio
JHmiraclebeam: so i can listen to dan
BSH84: meanwhile dodgers may get jon vanderwal....haha...not really, but hey they could
BSH84: kotchman for sweeney
JHmiraclebeam: what?
JHmiraclebeam: thats just terrible
BSH84: i got the sweeney deal off www.1bignasty.com
JHmiraclebeam: i dont want that then
BSH84: and no more bengie
BSH84: are you feeling better today?
JHmiraclebeam: a lot better
JHmiraclebeam: i think im gonna play tonight
JHmiraclebeam: i know....
JHmiraclebeam: you guys were worried for a second
BSH84: wow its like karate kid part 1 when daniel finds the strength to fight
JHmiraclebeam: never saw it
JHmiraclebeam: panda time
JHmiraclebeam: this is gay
JHmiraclebeam: i cant see tai
JHmiraclebeam: can you get on
BSH84: its okay..word dojo is here for you....hey i'm trying to find the population of the 5th district, can you make up a number?
BSH84: let me see
JHmiraclebeam: did you hear ch. 11 this morning
BSH84: no i missed it
BSH84: i wanted to hear their review
BSH84: since its the best chapter
JHmiraclebeam: yes
BSH84: tie is sleeping with his head in the corner
BSH84: tai^
JHmiraclebeam: hes laying next to some bars right?
JHmiraclebeam: yes....although the review was good
BSH84: yeah...tai is still tired from his outing to the public yesteday
BSH84: i hope they have ch 11 review online today
JHmiraclebeam: i think it could have been better
JHmiraclebeam: tai did good yesterday
BSH84: yes, he showed off, tried to climb, what an overachiever
BSH84: he is already trying to show su lin that he is one hot panda
JHmiraclebeam: thats right....
JHmiraclebeam: gao gao has nothing on him
JHmiraclebeam: king kong too
BSH84: well gao gao is su lin's dad i believe soo he will have to ask his permission before his courting
BSH84: were they shocked bridget is pregnant with big man's baby?
JHmiraclebeam: su lin cant even walk
JHmiraclebeam: what a stupid bitch
BSH84: she is barely 100 days, but she has big potential
JHmiraclebeam: please
JHmiraclebeam: tai is only 3 weeks older
BSH84: you are just over protective of tai, no panda will ever be good enough for him in you mind
JHmiraclebeam: facts are facts
BSH84: i'm watching su lin right now
BSH84: she is sleeping just like tai, they are perfect for each other
JHmiraclebeam: hahah
JHmiraclebeam: so is she a whore
JHmiraclebeam: cause thats all she does
JHmiraclebeam: sleep around
BSH84: hahaha
BSH84: yes she is the whore panda of san diego
JHmiraclebeam: they should advertise her as "su lin, the whore panda"
JHmiraclebeam: so are we going to visit her when they allow visitors?
BSH84: yes and take pictures to take to tai
BSH84: to get him all excited
JHmiraclebeam: oh yeah
JHmiraclebeam: total love connection
JHmiraclebeam: i love playing cupid
BSH84: tai isn't a mama's boy panda is he?
JHmiraclebeam: no way
JHmiraclebeam: he always tries to fight his mom when she tries to lick him
JHmiraclebeam: i still do that today when my mom tries to do the same thing
BSH84: haha.....do you try to scratch her eyes out too? i saw tai doing that once
JHmiraclebeam: no...i just try to poke her eye three stooges style
JHmiraclebeam: you know were giant turds right?
JHmiraclebeam: we're
BSH84: oh yeah totally
BSH84: i was gonna ask if you want to put this convo up or do you want me too?
JHmiraclebeam: i hope our tickets come today
JHmiraclebeam: i thnk its your turn
JHmiraclebeam: do
JHmiraclebeam: dood
BSH84: okay will do
JHmiraclebeam: i need to put up the first half of my and susan's convo
BSH84: did you email the guy to ask when he was sending them out
JHmiraclebeam: gooing to now
BSH84: be sure to say go ucla!
BSH84: like serioulsy go away ucla
JHmiraclebeam: sweet
JHmiraclebeam: he sent them out yesterday to my house
JHmiraclebeam: but no one will be there to sign for it
BSH84: i hope the driver takes them to the wrong place again
BSH84: maybe they will come late
BSH84: i get packages like at 5:30-6 sometimes
JHmiraclebeam: i hope so
JHmiraclebeam: ill see with the notice
BSH84: i hope you don't miss it like leo did in romeo and juliet
BSH84: 2 sources have come in that says konerko resigns with chisox
JHmiraclebeam: i fucking hate you
BSH84: hahahhahahahha
BSH84: i just figured that was a good reference since you had seen it a few times
JHmiraclebeam: at least he turned down the o's
BSH84: no one wants to be the man to replace the man the myth the legend...raffy
JHmiraclebeam: true
JHmiraclebeam: those are some big shoes to fill
BSH84: and syringes to fill
JHmiraclebeam: theres a lot of responsibilites to take on
JHmiraclebeam: he needs to stab his teammates in the back
JHmiraclebeam: pretend to be injured
JHmiraclebeam: lie to the senate
BSH84: grow a porn mustasche
JHmiraclebeam: that too
BSH84: yeah...chisox was the obvious choice given those
JHmiraclebeam: fuck
JHmiraclebeam: did he just say hes going back
BSH84: yeah...but not to cali
BSH84: jayson stark is reporting it
BSH84: as is espn radio in chicago
JHmiraclebeam: jayson stark is gay
JHmiraclebeam: i dont want fucking sweeney
BSH84: well the sweeney part is only what big joe says
BSH84: nothing confirmed on that nor konerko...yet
JHmiraclebeam: but big joe is fat
JHmiraclebeam: so hes not a reliable source
BSH84: reliable food critic though
JHmiraclebeam: of course
BSH84: if you leave a msg for someone to call you yesterday at 3 pm, when am i able to call again without seeming to pushy?
JHmiraclebeam: i say 1
JHmiraclebeam: thats enought time for them to get settle and hopefully get your message
JHmiraclebeam: settled
JHmiraclebeam: unless they've been out of the office
BSH84: that sounds about right to me too
BSH84: i guess i can wait
JHmiraclebeam: fuck!
JHmiraclebeam: konerko resigned with the whitesox
BSH84: yeah i reported that remember
JHmiraclebeam: thanks
JHmiraclebeam: but you said it wasnt confirmed yet
BSH84: okay its confirmed
JHmiraclebeam: thanks
JHmiraclebeam: for the info bean
BSH84: okay phone call was returned
BSH84: so i don't need to worry about being pushy
JHmiraclebeam: sweet
JHmiraclebeam: although you are?
BSH84: no..im a pussy, not pushy
BSH84: big difference
JHmiraclebeam: touche....touche
JHmiraclebeam: or douche...douche
BSH84: douche
BSH84: my friend natasha got an invite to visit the church of scientology in inglewood.....she said i could have it!!! i can't wait to talk about xenu
JHmiraclebeam: dood
JHmiraclebeam: lets go!
BSH84: haha.....do we dress up like xenu? or just wear our jedi robes
JHmiraclebeam: jedi robes
BSH84: i want them to tell me i'm depressed and need help
JHmiraclebeam: lets go
BSH84: sure, i'm up for people to talk stupid to me
JHmiraclebeam: when is it
BSH84: not sure, i'll talk to her again soon, i have to drive out to see her soon, so i'll get the invite, i think its an open invite
BSH84: thats what happens when you work for movie studios and such, scientologists call
JHmiraclebeam: hhahahaha
JHmiraclebeam: thats so awesome
BSH84: so i think you should work for hollywood next
BSH84: it just makes sense
JHmiraclebeam: doesnt it
JHmiraclebeam: mac and cheese
JHmiraclebeam: mmmmm
JHmiraclebeam: soo good
BSH84: el pollo mac and cheese?
BSH84: or kraft mac and cheese?
JHmiraclebeam: el pollo
BSH84: i had a tuna sandwich while watching peanut butter jelly time!
BSH84: ooh i'm jealous
JHmiraclebeam: nice
BSH84: good gosh its slow
JHmiraclebeam: i know
BSH84: oh and tai is sorta a mama's boy panda, and i can prove it!
JHmiraclebeam: you bite your tongue
BSH84: Minerals from Mei Xiang's saliva, especially iron compounds, leave Tai's hair with a pink tint. Despite his protests, she still manages to lick him!
JHmiraclebeam: i know
BSH84: taken from the national zoo's website
JHmiraclebeam: i read that this morning
BSH84: hahaha....wow we're gay
JHmiraclebeam: see...but he protests
BSH84: but she still does
JHmiraclebeam: cause she so much bigger
BSH84: a real panda wouldn't take that
BSH84: su lin's circular cage is pretty sad
BSH84: san diego has a panda blog....like us!
JHmiraclebeam: sweet
BSH84: clean my desk/read over some mental health stuff/ or read stupid stuff online
BSH84: what should i do?
JHmiraclebeam: did you tell susan to read our newest entry
BSH84: i told her what we were talking about today, and ot check back tomorrow to read the whole thing
BSH84: she thinks we're dumb...go figure
JHmiraclebeam: haha
BSH84: paul byrd maybe signing with balt
JHmiraclebeam: done
JHmiraclebeam: finished posting
BSH84: sweet
BSH84: i emailed young today, see if he gets back to me
JHmiraclebeam: she seems upset
JHmiraclebeam: haha
BSH84: achieving a new level of gaydom, i think that takes the cake
JHmiraclebeam: hahah
BSH84: stupid yahoo fantasy is still down, sooo gay
BSH84: koko the gorilla still wants to have a baby
JHmiraclebeam: how about amy
JHmiraclebeam: me amy
BSH84: yes chapter 11 is up
JHmiraclebeam: the ending is the best
BSH84: they tease, it says ch. 11 but its really ch 10 that is up
BSH84: are we gonna go to the game early to be behind the espn gameday guys?
JHmiraclebeam: oh for sure
JHmiraclebeam: susan asked if we wanted to tailgate with her
BSH84: is she going too? i'll go tailgate and drink for both of us
JHmiraclebeam: yes!
JHmiraclebeam: good looking out
JHmiraclebeam: she has season tickets
BSH84: ah, she smart
JHmiraclebeam: jen?
BSH84: jen not so much, no season tix
JHmiraclebeam: exactly
JHmiraclebeam: how about me
JHmiraclebeam: i have clippers season tickets
JHmiraclebeam: isnt hip to be a clip?
BSH84: haha..well this season smart, 3 years ago...not so much
BSH84: but both of us really dumb for not buying angel playoff package in 02
JHmiraclebeam: i think really dumb is being kind of nice
JHmiraclebeam: more like fucking stupid
BSH84: haha....yeah thats more like it
BSH84: i get some smart points back for not buying a dodger package last year
BSH84: it crossed my mind too
JHmiraclebeam: ahahah
JHmiraclebeam: but you did feel stupid at the beginning of the year right?
BSH84: yes very for the first 14 games
BSH84: after that smart...very very smart

if that wasn't awesome enough....here is suan's convo.

suzhill33: my favorite part of the panda article: "Cameras snapped wildly every time he did something especially cute."
suzhill33: awww
suzhill33: look.. he's climbing all over his cage
BSH84: hahaha......see you are hooked too!!
suzhill33: how can you not be
suzhill33: =)
BSH84: Minerals from Mei Xiang's saliva, especially iron compounds, leave Tai's hair with a pink tint. Despite his protests, she still manages to lick him!
suzhill33: hahaha
BSH84: if you check me and john's blogsite tomorrow you'll see our cool discussion today
suzhill33: those bears
suzhill33: lookin forward to it
BSH84: we talked about hooking tai up with su lin of the san diego zoo
BSH84: he doesn't think she is good enough though
suzhill33: hahaha why not?
BSH84: cause even though she is only 3 weeks younger she isn't doing as much as tai does
BSH84: and he thinks she is a panda whore
suzhill33: HAHAHA
suzhill33: you guys are too much
BSH84: yes we really did have this conversation too
BSH84: how sad is that
BSH84: your convesation was good too....and i also think people are yelling when they type in all caps
suzhill33: i'm not much better if i'm spending my days those damned blogs
BSH84: if you are actually reading our blog then you must be really bored
suzhill33: *ding*
suzhill33: =)
suzhill33: haha i'm officially not talking to you fools anymore
BSH84: haha....no way!!! you'll miss us and then you'll start reading our site more, and that can only do no good
BSH84: fyi: for the record i don't watch laguna beach
BSH84: only john and wally do
suzhill33: hahhaa
suzhill33: i just chewed john out
suzhill33: and then he decides to post the first part of hte conversation
suzhill33: great.
BSH84: thats the best part, i just read it
BSH84: i like when you tell us we have achieved a new level of gaydom
suzhill33: *sigh* great.
suzhill33: haha r u offended?
BSH84: nope
BSH84: honored
BSH84: tim and young need to update their blogs
BSH84: you've read youngs right?
suzhill33: haha yeah
suzhill33: hilarious
suzhill33: it's been a while tho
BSH84: whenever you need a good laugh young is a good resource
BSH84: this is for you: http://www.koko.org/world/daily.php
suzhill33: omg youre kidding me..
suzhill33: i thought her name was spelled coco
suzhill33: i saw it on pbs
BSH84: i remembe it was koko from my weekly reader
BSH84: best magazine ever!
suzhill33: damn
suzhill33: hahaha weekly reader
suzhill33: good stuff
suzhill33: koko is amazing!
BSH84: koko still wants a baby, she wanted one when i was like in 3rd grade and they gave her a kitten
BSH84: can't she get some gorilla lovin?
suzhill33: i remember..
suzhill33: then the kitten died
suzhill33: and she was sooo sad
suzhill33: yeah i dont get it
BSH84: i was hoping for a koko cam, but alas there isn't one
suzhill33: drats
suzhill33: koko is amazing
BSH84: so you are going to be checking koko's photo blog everyday now right?

awesome!!!!! happy belated thanksgiving to all