i hate this place!!!!!

whats up everyone or whats up brad. i doubt anyone reads this anymore, but im going to put up my last post before i leave this fucking hell hole. this convo was from 3 months ago and i meant to put it up a while back. i know i would regret it if i didnt post it up, so here it is.....

BSH84 (8:53:02 AM): whats the line on how long today's board meeting will go...there are 35 items on the agenda
JHmiraclebeam (8:53:08 AM): haha
JHmiraclebeam (8:53:23 AM): id rather take the line on when you'll fall asleep
JHmiraclebeam (8:53:31 AM): i say after 2 hours
BSH84 (8:53:58 AM): hmm if i have to sit in the box up front then no way can i fall asleep, if i'm in the audience then its like 15 min
JHmiraclebeam (8:55:20 AM): haha
JHmiraclebeam (8:55:21 AM): sweet
JHmiraclebeam (8:55:51 AM): when does it start
BSH84 (8:56:21 AM): 9:30
BSH84 (8:57:52 AM): thank you for your laguna comment, i still don't care but thanks nevertheless
JHmiraclebeam (8:59:48 AM): what laguna comment
BSH84 (9:00:05 AM): you IMed me a message about jason last night before you signed off
JHmiraclebeam (9:00:17 AM): he is
JHmiraclebeam (9:00:19 AM): i hate him
BSH84 (9:00:28 AM): i typed i hope you mean jason hong or jason chin, but you had already signed off
JHmiraclebeam (9:02:16 AM): haha
JHmiraclebeam (9:02:19 AM): all jasons
BSH84 (9:03:53 AM): even jason collier?
JHmiraclebeam (9:05:46 AM): thats why he's dead......
JHmiraclebeam (9:05:56 AM): okay
JHmiraclebeam (9:06:00 AM): im going to die now
BSH84 (9:06:17 AM): lightening or random bullet this time?
JHmiraclebeam (9:06:35 AM): i hope lightening
JHmiraclebeam (9:06:38 AM): from kroq
JHmiraclebeam (9:06:54 AM): dood
JHmiraclebeam (9:07:00 AM): you have front row seats
BSH84 (9:07:13 AM): i have front row seats?
BSH84 (9:07:16 AM): to what
JHmiraclebeam (9:08:40 AM): the meeting today
JHmiraclebeam (9:08:42 AM): did you pay a lot
JHmiraclebeam (9:08:49 AM): ike usc ucla tix
BSH84 (9:09:19 AM): yes, to see a board of supervisors meeting, wow, i don't even want to have to go into what they are going for
BSH84 (9:09:31 AM): they did hooke me up with free parking, not everyone gets that though
JHmiraclebeam (9:10:37 AM): man
JHmiraclebeam (9:10:43 AM): you have all the hookups
BSH84 (9:12:16 AM): i'm people who knows people
JHmiraclebeam (9:12:22 AM): ahh....
JHmiraclebeam (9:12:24 AM): hey
JHmiraclebeam (9:12:40 AM): lets go to laguna beach next weekend and walk around and take pictures of everyone
BSH84 (9:12:43 AM): this doesn't work for you right?
BSH84 (9:12:45 AM): http://ocintranet.ocgov.com/dashboard.asp
JHmiraclebeam (9:12:47 AM): and just bother them
JHmiraclebeam (9:12:49 AM): say
JHmiraclebeam (9:12:55 AM): weren't you on laguna beach
JHmiraclebeam (9:12:59 AM): aren't you dieter
JHmiraclebeam (9:13:05 AM): or jason
BSH84 (9:13:07 AM): hahaha....until they punch you right?
JHmiraclebeam (9:13:12 AM): of course
BSH84 (9:13:26 AM): laguna beach has a lot of gay people....maybe they have hot lesbos
JHmiraclebeam (9:13:28 AM): i wont feel out of place cause there are so many asians
JHmiraclebeam (9:13:35 AM): ohhh...
JHmiraclebeam (9:13:40 AM): did you watch it yesterday?
JHmiraclebeam (9:13:44 AM): dont lie
JHmiraclebeam (9:13:50 AM): i wont tell anyone
JHmiraclebeam (9:13:57 AM): who woould i tell or show
JHmiraclebeam (9:13:58 AM): hahaa
BSH84 (9:14:05 AM): no i didn't
BSH84 (9:14:07 AM): i'm still straight
JHmiraclebeam (9:14:15 AM): whatever
JHmiraclebeam (9:14:21 AM): cough.....gilmore girls....cough
BSH84 (9:14:33 AM): sorry i still don't watch that
BSH84 (9:14:39 AM): hey thats to far
BSH84 (9:14:44 AM): you apologize now
JHmiraclebeam (9:14:59 AM): im sowwwwy
BSH84 (9:15:39 AM): i guess thats better
BSH84 (9:15:41 AM): i guess
BSH84 (9:17:27 AM): okay you are forgiven
JHmiraclebeam (9:20:43 AM): whewwwww
BSH84 (9:20:59 AM): man i have the phantom of the opera stuck in my head
BSH84 (9:21:06 AM): at night he comes to me.......
JHmiraclebeam (9:21:50 AM): you have the wrong song bitch
JHmiraclebeam (9:21:57 AM): you're supposed to be working on our song
JHmiraclebeam (9:22:03 AM): jerk
JHmiraclebeam (9:22:14 AM): ive been practicing suddenly seymour
BSH84 (9:22:33 AM): oh don't worry i know that one
BSH84 (9:22:48 AM): i'm just trying to learn the whole production for when i get my big break
BSH84 (9:23:59 AM): going to the mtg be back later
BSH84 (9:24:01 AM): i say 3 hours
BSH84 is away at 9:24:20 AM.
JHmiraclebeam (9:25:14 AM): hahha
Auto response from BSH84 (9:25:14 AM): At the Board Meeting....in front, trying to stay awake

JHmiraclebeam (9:25:17 AM): sucka
JHmiraclebeam (9:25:19 AM): ill be here
JHmiraclebeam (9:25:23 AM): watching the pandas
JHmiraclebeam (9:44:58 AM): dood
JHmiraclebeam (9:45:09 AM): i think tai shan dropped a pop fly
JHmiraclebeam (9:45:15 AM): he has two black eyes
JHmiraclebeam (10:51:40 AM): oh
JHmiraclebeam (10:51:44 AM): the mom got up and left
JHmiraclebeam (11:11:15 AM): oh
JHmiraclebeam (11:11:24 AM): the mom is now outside eating bamboo leaves
BSH84 returned at 1:14:02 PM.
BSH84 (1:14:26 PM): damn i missed all that
JHmiraclebeam (1:17:57 PM): yeah
JHmiraclebeam (1:17:58 PM): i know
BSH84 (1:25:59 PM): today's meeting was great they called all the supervisors staff minions..so i guess i'm a minion
JHmiraclebeam (1:29:18 PM): really?
JHmiraclebeam (1:29:25 PM): knocking you guys because?
BSH84 (1:30:06 PM): cause the firefighters are trying to take money away from the sheriff's deptBSH84 (1:30:26 PM): the board doesn't support it and blame them and their staffs for spreading lies
JHmiraclebeam (1:30:29 PM): where do you guys play in that
JHmiraclebeam (1:30:46 PM): okay
BSH84 (1:31:08 PM): when we go out to the public we are just to say tom's stance on the issue
BSH84 (1:31:12 PM): so thats me spreding lies
JHmiraclebeam (1:32:11 PM): so when you're saying they....you're talking about the firefighters
BSH84 (1:32:16 PM): yeah
JHmiraclebeam (1:32:24 PM): okay
JHmiraclebeam (1:32:25 PM): got it
BSH84 (1:33:45 PM): so did the panda poop yet?
BSH84 (1:33:48 PM): thats the real question
JHmiraclebeam (1:34:36 PM): no
JHmiraclebeam (1:34:39 PM): fucking bitches
BSH84 (1:35:08 PM): maybe pandas don't poop
JHmiraclebeam (1:35:10 PM): did you read the article on espn aobut weis
BSH84 (1:37:31 PM): no, did they call him fat bastard?
JHmiraclebeam (1:37:45 PM): that and the irish are racist
BSH84 (1:39:06 PM): cause they didn't try to sign Ty after a better start?
JHmiraclebeam (1:39:18 PM): yup
JHmiraclebeam (1:39:44 PM): he did
JHmiraclebeam (1:39:48 PM): he won 8 in a row
BSH84 (1:39:52 PM): yeah but he is black
JHmiraclebeam (1:40:03 PM): true makes sense
JHmiraclebeam (1:40:06 PM): but he runs fast
BSH84 (1:40:52 PM): they need more people who can run fast
BSH84 (1:41:01 PM): speed players
BSH84 (1:44:45 PM): why is the big east still get an automatic BCS bowl bid?
JHmiraclebeam (1:46:33 PM): cause
JHmiraclebeam (1:46:49 PM): why does the nl west get to send a team to the playoffs
BSH84 (1:48:38 PM): but there are other divisions to choose from
JHmiraclebeam (1:49:19 PM): its part of the contract they signed
BSH84 (1:49:36 PM): yeah, back before miami bolted
BSH84 (1:49:50 PM): good article on weis
JHmiraclebeam (1:50:22 PM): yup
JHmiraclebeam (1:50:28 PM): so go bcs!
JHmiraclebeam (1:50:36 PM): mocking or serious
BSH84 (1:53:23 PM): mocking
BSH84 (1:53:35 PM): mocking because its serious actually
JHmiraclebeam (1:53:48 PM): but true
BSH84 (1:53:55 PM): he didn't really deserve the extension, but its not like he is gonna stay that long anyway
JHmiraclebeam (1:54:05 PM): yea
JHmiraclebeam (1:54:11 PM): but it says something about them
JHmiraclebeam (1:54:15 PM): fucking retards
BSH84 (1:54:48 PM): well they are irish
JHmiraclebeam (1:54:54 PM): duh
JHmiraclebeam (1:55:06 PM): probably a little drunk when they made the decision?
JHmiraclebeam (1:55:36 PM): arent you mad about the comments from the air force coach
JHmiraclebeam (1:55:42 PM): he said white people are slow
JHmiraclebeam (1:56:22 PM): ive seen you run....
JHmiraclebeam (1:56:27 PM): thats totally inaccurate
BSH84 (1:56:59 PM): yes slow is to fast to describe me running
BSH84 (1:57:33 PM): so in that regards i am quite upset
JHmiraclebeam (1:58:18 PM): haha
JHmiraclebeam (1:58:49 PM): i think im gonna start operation correct english mode
BSH84 (1:59:33 PM): whats your first mission
JHmiraclebeam (1:59:42 PM): cause im already in operation shutdown for work
JHmiraclebeam (1:59:43 PM): haha
BSH84 (2:00:01 PM): wow derek bell works there
JHmiraclebeam (2:00:37 PM): yup
JHmiraclebeam (2:00:44 PM): i mean
JHmiraclebeam (2:00:48 PM): yes, he does
BSH84 (2:01:26 PM): that is cool
JHmiraclebeam (2:01:36 PM): yes, very much so.
JHmiraclebeam (2:02:05 PM): Would you like to join us at the batting cages today?
BSH84 (2:03:04 PM): that sounds delightful. I have a meeting at John Wayne Airport this evening that should last until around 6:30, possibly earlier. I shall contact you via cellular phone afterwards.
JHmiraclebeam (2:03:29 PM): That sounds great!
BSH84 (2:03:38 PM): splendid!
JHmiraclebeam (2:03:42 PM): Please give me a call at your earliest convenience.
JHmiraclebeam (2:03:52 PM): I hope to see you tonight, my friend.
JHmiraclebeam (2:04:14 PM): Where are the caps?
JHmiraclebeam (2:04:43 PM): This is Operation Correct English. All sentences start with caps. Hello?
BSH84 (2:04:56 PM): My deepest apologies to you sir.
JHmiraclebeam (2:05:33 PM): Apologies accepted.
BSH84 (2:05:47 PM): Who was in the Koopa costume at your place of employment yesterday? Twas a good disguise.
JHmiraclebeam (2:06:12 PM): This is fun.
JHmiraclebeam (2:06:25 PM): Ha ha
JHmiraclebeam (2:06:43 PM): That is our receptionist, Blasa Hernandez.
JHmiraclebeam (2:07:01 PM): She is a very hard working employee.
BSH84 (2:07:30 PM): Do you mean hardworking or hardly working? Har Har Har, I'm a riot sometimes.
JHmiraclebeam (2:08:08 PM): You are quite the character, young Bradley Hutchins!
JHmiraclebeam (2:08:39 PM): But really, she is a fat wildabeast that does absolutely nothing.
BSH84 (2:08:53 PM): I must declare this operation is a success!
JHmiraclebeam (2:09:00 PM): If I could, I would have put her to sleep along time ago.
JHmiraclebeam (2:09:26 PM): I really do hate her!
BSH84 (2:09:37 PM): Its amazing that pandas take forever to breed, but fat people who sit around and do nothing can do it so rapidly. Think about it
JHmiraclebeam (2:11:49 PM): Ah. You are so insightful. I did just think about it and it just made me very, very, very, very upset.
JHmiraclebeam (2:12:06 PM): Thank you very much Bradley.
JHmiraclebeam (2:12:17 PM): Now you have me upset with Tai Shan.
JHmiraclebeam (2:12:26 PM): Darn lazy Panda!
JHmiraclebeam (2:12:35 PM): Get up and reproduce already!
JHmiraclebeam (2:12:45 PM): I want to own my own panda.
BSH84 (2:13:15 PM): I think he needs other female panda options. You cannot throw a woman out and expect the panda to just mate with it. He needs to find one to his liking.
JHmiraclebeam (2:13:15 PM): So i can have my future daughter take pictures with it for her graduation.
BSH84 (2:14:30 PM): Thats the best present anyone could offer, a picture with a panda.
JHmiraclebeam (2:14:49 PM): True, I cannot see myself just doing any woman. I must take my time to meet her and familiarize myself with her before I get intimate with her.
JHmiraclebeam (2:15:33 PM): That's what love is all about
JHmiraclebeam (2:15:38 PM): Do you agree?
JHmiraclebeam (2:16:40 PM): I hope Tai Shan meets his soulmate as have I with Jennifer.
JHmiraclebeam (2:20:53 PM): Oh, I must commend you on your group of friends on myspace.
JHmiraclebeam (2:21:02 PM): It's fantastic
BSH84 (2:46:13 PM): thank you sir
Auto response from JHmiraclebeam (2:46:13 PM): edi...suckas!
BSH84 (2:46:35 PM): I looked long and hard for my real friends, I see your friend list is growing as well. Hooray for us all.
BSH84 (2:55:31 PM): oooh i won a dinner cruise for 2 in a raffle...who should i ask to go?
Auto response from JHmiraclebeam (2:55:31 PM): edi...suckas!

JHmiraclebeam (3:16:20 PM): dood
JHmiraclebeam (3:16:36 PM): you deviated from the op.
BSH84 (3:19:10 PM): Sorry John. I have won a dinner cruise for 2 out of Dana Point Harbor. Who should I ask to go with me for this event?
BSH84 (3:20:28 PM): you also deviated because you forgot the caps
JHmiraclebeam (3:22:16 PM): I only deviated because you deviated first
JHmiraclebeam (3:22:20 PM): this is fucking stupid
JHmiraclebeam (3:22:35 PM): if you're trying to ask me, just fuckin ask
JHmiraclebeam (3:24:56 PM): dood the panda is going crazy
BSH84 (3:27:34 PM): wow the panda is trapped in the corner, not to different than being trapped in the closet
JHmiraclebeam (3:38:35 PM): hes okay now
JHmiraclebeam (3:38:37 PM): whew
JHmiraclebeam (3:38:40 PM): you scared me
BSH84 (3:40:14 PM): so batting cages right?....err baldwin, damn it
JHmiraclebeam (3:40:31 PM): yes
JHmiraclebeam (3:40:35 PM): we'll be there
JHmiraclebeam (3:41:25 PM): josh groban is horrible
BSH84 (3:42:28 PM): you raise me upppppppppppppppppp
BSH84 (3:42:34 PM): so i can touch the mountains!!!
Auto response from JHmiraclebeam (3:42:34 PM): edi...suckas!
BSH84 (3:42:37 PM): you raise me uppppppppppp
BSH84 (3:47:00 PM): dude i so would rachel nichols
BSH84 (3:49:05 PM): i'm off to the airport, gotta win me a nano
BSH84 signed off at 3:49:48 PM.

ah...im gonna miss my time here at miraclebeam. its not gonna be the same doing this from home.