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Thats right folks, the moment you have all been waiting for, R. Kelly's Trapped in the closet chapters 6-12 was recently released. Because none of us have actually paid money to buy thise piece or visual art, we instead had to wait until a cliff notes version of it have been released so that we could continue following the trials and tribulations of Sylvester, Gwendolyn, Rufus, Chuck, Cathy and the rest of the gang. So in this riveting conversation we had today, John and I discuss the story and then movie into other mindless dribble. So enjoy the shocking developments as told by us. Oh and there discussion of pandas this time, tai is now 2 lbs heavier than his last weigh in!!! Its breaking news

BSH84: did you read any of it yet?
JHmiraclebeam: noJHmiraclebeam: im saving it
JHmiraclebeam: i some orders to finish.
JHmiraclebeam: thats going to be my reward for finishing my work
BSH84: haha...its my reward for lunch
BSH84: once i get through monday briefings
BSH84: giants giving 9.5 to minn, which way you go? you're the deciding vote
JHmiraclebeam: gotta finish some work, so leave me alone! my reward for finishing my work..... http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=3337
JHmiraclebeam: giants
JHmiraclebeam: at home?
BSH84: yeah at nyJHmiraclebeam: giants
JHmiraclebeam: like the redskins win agaisnt the 49ers
JHmiraclebeam: vikings win was asgainst the lions
BSH84: hmm good point
JHmiraclebeam: id take my chances with the giants at home
JHmiraclebeam: who went with giants
BSH84: jayJHmiraclebeam: yeah
BSH84: i was thinking johnson would keep them close
JHmiraclebeam: i would tease that game
JHmiraclebeam: to giants getting 4.5
BSH84: then you pointed out lions, so i see the error of my thinking
JHmiraclebeam: yeah, but giants are better on both sides
BSH84: good point
JHmiraclebeam: but smoot is out, so they're defense might be better
JHmiraclebeam: vikings that is
BSH84: haha...is he on the love ship again?
BSH84: hmm can batch keep the steelers ahead by 8?
JHmiraclebeam: him and isaac
JHmiraclebeam: against?
JHmiraclebeam: and no
BSH84: browns
JHmiraclebeam: oh
JHmiraclebeam: in that case...yes
JHmiraclebeam: brb
JHmiraclebeam: almost done
JHmiraclebeam: all done
JHmiraclebeam: gay
BSH84: haha
BSH84: so are we ready now
JHmiraclebeam: yes
JHmiraclebeam: yes we are
BSH84: let us begin
BSH84: i read through 8 cause that is what i saw, let me know when you finish that so i can start 9
JHmiraclebeam: okay
JHmiraclebeam: osounds good
JHmiraclebeam: that picture on the cover
JHmiraclebeam: is that twan?
BSH84: no, just some random black dude i think
BSH84: twan is this buff black guy
JHmiraclebeam: sweet
JHmiraclebeam: big guy
JHmiraclebeam: i love it
JHmiraclebeam: Please keep in mind that there is no single correct interpretation of a complex work of literature like Trapped in the Closet, so your own interpretation of the themes and events present in the work may differ from the one presented here.
JHmiraclebeam: i love thorpe
BSH84: hahaha
BSH84: well that way we don't feel dumb for thinking differently
JHmiraclebeam: ah.....excellent point
JHmiraclebeam: damn
JHmiraclebeam: chapter 6 is the literary height?
JHmiraclebeam: but theres still 10 more chapter after this
BSH84: i think chapter 8 is the height
BSH84: i liked it more than 6
JHmiraclebeam: but you got to actually see chapter 8
JHmiraclebeam: i fell asleep right before
BSH84: thats true, it did make a difference
JHmiraclebeam: man...the host on vh1 is cool too
JHmiraclebeam: he gets all into it
JHmiraclebeam: he gets props
BSH84: not sure how you weren't on the edge of your seat anticipating it
BSH84: yes, he does it with a straight face, i give him props for that
JHmiraclebeam: i guess cause i was in boston
JHmiraclebeam: damn you boston!!!!
BSH84: okay that makes sense
JHmiraclebeam: i wanted to sleep it away
BSH84: haha
JHmiraclebeam: i love this guy
JHmiraclebeam: Kelly once again loosens his grip on our emotions and lets us laugh. JHmiraclebeam: thanks R
BSH84: hahahaha
BSH84: kelly explores the full range of emotions in this story
JHmiraclebeam: oh
JHmiraclebeam: chapter 8 does seem more exciting and gut wrenching
BSH84: well her gut is huge
BSH84: so yes
BSH84: where are you now?
JHmiraclebeam: sorry
JHmiraclebeam: i was on the phone with eric
JHmiraclebeam: discussing things.....
JHmiraclebeam: hehe
BSH84: discussing bets or r. kelly
BSH84: yeah i figured you were too involved in the storyline's many twists and turns
JHmiraclebeam: trying to figure chapter 8 out
JHmiraclebeam: hhaha
JHmiraclebeam: but finshed
JHmiraclebeam: you can start ch. 9 now
BSH84: sweet
JHmiraclebeam: we can discuss it
BSH84: now chapter 8 video shows a guy in the closet that is r. kelly, please tell me he is the midget and will have him walking on his knees
JHmiraclebeam: haha
JHmiraclebeam: wally is readign it riht now
JHmiraclebeam: should we join in a chat room and discuss this lyrical masterpiece
BSH84: yes
BSH84: that works for us all
JHmiraclebeam: wally will not be participating in this event
JHmiraclebeam: awww....guess what
JHmiraclebeam: tai is sleeping
JHmiraclebeam: whew....i forgot what a midget was
JHmiraclebeam: Midget: A person of unusually small size who is proportioned normally.
BSH84: haha...yes that helped me out
JHmiraclebeam: thanks thorpe
JHmiraclebeam: i was very disappointed in ch. 9
BSH84: it has a midget
BSH84: what more do you want?
JHmiraclebeam: i agree, he is running out ideas
JHmiraclebeam: he is rehashing ch. 1
BSH84: haha...the midget steps on jame's toe and hides under the table
BSH84: thats clever
JHmiraclebeam: but with a midget and fat white ttrash
JHmiraclebeam: fucker
BSH84: haha....yes see totally different
JHmiraclebeam: im not at chp. 10 yet
BSH84: first line, don't worry
BSH84: are we going to take the test at the end?
BSH84: hmm this is odd and makes no sense
JHmiraclebeam: hahaa
JHmiraclebeam: chapter 10 is the greatest by far
JHmiraclebeam: a midget is getting his ass kick
BSH84: haha...its taking it to a new level?
JHmiraclebeam: i retract my statement about ch.9
JHmiraclebeam: i see what he did
JHmiraclebeam: he had to slow it down
BSH84: all set up
JHmiraclebeam: make us seem as it was all coming to an end
JHmiraclebeam: make it
JHmiraclebeam: now we're going back up on the coaster
JHmiraclebeam: woo hooo.....so awesome
BSH84: eh is pistol whipping him
BSH84: hahaha
JHmiraclebeam: God, I think I just shitted on myself: Fear has led me to evacuate my bowels.
BSH84: i wasn't aware
BSH84: james is pushed to the brink of sanity cause of the little person
BSH84: awesome
BSH84: yes he big man cause he is well endowed....wow
BSH84: i don't know what to think now
JHmiraclebeam: haha
JHmiraclebeam: i diddnt get to that
JHmiraclebeam: i hate you
BSH84: hurry up i'm finishing up 11
JHmiraclebeam: hahhaa
JHmiraclebeam: Let me do this nigger: Twan is asking Sylvester's permission to have sex with James.
JHmiraclebeam: man
JHmiraclebeam: i totally interpreted that one wrong
BSH84: yeah i was thinking that meant kill him
BSH84: but i was off
BSH84: someone needs to get these videos
BSH84: thats all i'm saying
JHmiraclebeam: i know
JHmiraclebeam: i think we should alll chip in
JHmiraclebeam: 4 bucks each
JHmiraclebeam: so which chpater was your favorit
BSH84: hmm probably 9 or 10
JHmiraclebeam: really
JHmiraclebeam: i like 11
BSH84: no 11
JHmiraclebeam: good call
BSH84: yeah thats what i meant, mixed them up
BSH84: test time now
JHmiraclebeam: i could see how
JHmiraclebeam: yup
JHmiraclebeam: should we discuss before answering or see how we do individually
JHmiraclebeam: is this as hard as the gre
BSH84: a stripper is usually a midget
BSH84: that i didn't know going back to vocab sections
JHmiraclebeam: yes
JHmiraclebeam: are we taking this test individually or what
BSH84: no
BSH84: #1
BSH84: its a or b
JHmiraclebeam: really
BSH84: maybe 3
BSH84: d
JHmiraclebeam: i think d
BSH84: but the midget is black
JHmiraclebeam: thats the obvious answer
BSH84: so its not an as if question
JHmiraclebeam: true
JHmiraclebeam: ture
JHmiraclebeam: i say b
BSH84: i say a
JHmiraclebeam: no
JHmiraclebeam: b
JHmiraclebeam: clearly b is the answer
BSH84: i say a
JHmiraclebeam: fine
BSH84: cause the grammer use of was and were
JHmiraclebeam: we'll go with a
BSH84: #2
BSH84: hmm i want to say d, but i think c
JHmiraclebeam: you are correct
JHmiraclebeam: i didnt even notice the were and was
JHmiraclebeam: cause he actually was being attacked
JHmiraclebeam: i was tinkg ing a, but c is correct
JHmiraclebeam: #3 is A
BSH84: use, although i want to go to the midget hole, sounds like fun
BSH84: this conversation is going to be posted for sure
JHmiraclebeam: hahhaa
JHmiraclebeam: call me crazy, but #4 is d
JHmiraclebeam: i dont blakc people say shithead
JHmiraclebeam: think
BSH84: call over to mikey to ask
BSH84: but they like words like bitch and ho
JHmiraclebeam: exactly
JHmiraclebeam: and its been confirmed
JHmiraclebeam: they dont use shithead
BSH84: done and done
BSH84: #5 i hope is b
JHmiraclebeam: i concur
BSH84: yes we got a perfect score, like d. miles in that crappy movie
JHmiraclebeam: although i hope we get to see that in the future chapters
JHmiraclebeam: wow
JHmiraclebeam: yes
JHmiraclebeam: i guess we think like R
BSH84: or like thorpe
JHmiraclebeam: so im gonna pee on someone tonight
BSH84: hahaha
BSH84: jen?
JHmiraclebeam: you know what doesnt make sense
JHmiraclebeam: bridget said shes on her rag, but she pregnant
BSH84: yeah i thought that myself
BSH84: did james know she was pregnant before she announced it to everyone?JHmiraclebeam: i love the first essay question
BSH84: i like #3
JHmiraclebeam: like why rufus looked for sylvester under the drawer
BSH84: well that i could slightly understand cause it was a cell phone ring, so maybe the phone was under the drawer
JHmiraclebeam: yes
JHmiraclebeam: thats what i was going to ask next
JHmiraclebeam: question 2
JHmiraclebeam: does sylvester frequent male strip clubs
BSH84: for question #2, he says he knows him from paje's which is not a strip club, just a night club they both go to
BSH84: he dances at dixies though
BSH84: so thats not too hard of a question
JHmiraclebeam: ahhh....you are so attentive
BSH84: i know my trapped in the closet
JHmiraclebeam: if i didnt have all these fucking distractions
JHmiraclebeam: you are the man!
BSH84: yeah i wanted to shut my door to read
BSH84: but only one person came in anyway
JHmiraclebeam: should we email thorpe?
BSH84: hmm that is a good question
JHmiraclebeam: and commend him for his great analysis of this lyrical masterpiece?
BSH84: and for posing thought provoking questions
JHmiraclebeam: yes
JHmiraclebeam: things that make you go hmmmmm
BSH84: he is freedome from C+C??!!
JHmiraclebeam: no
JHmiraclebeam: hes arsenio
BSH84: that i believe, cause seriously where is he today?
JHmiraclebeam: he was at the bet awards
BSH84: as lifetime acheivement award recipient?
JHmiraclebeam: lets see the digits
BSH84: for what?
JHmiraclebeam: arsenio
JHmiraclebeam: hello....
BSH84: wow
BSH84: my bad
BSH84: wow sosa is finding no one who wants him at the gm meetings
JHmiraclebeam: shut up
JHmiraclebeam: no way.
BSH84: he may have to sign a minor league contract, didn't see that coming
BSH84: i'll say it once again
BSH84: steriods have no affect on anyone's career
JHmiraclebeam: nope
JHmiraclebeam: non whatsovever
BSH84: and brett boone is there with a new golden hair-do
BSH84: he is gay right?
JHmiraclebeam: absolutely not
JHmiraclebeam: but joe asked would you fight him
BSH84: hmm tough one
BSH84: probably not cause of the roid rage...allegedly
BSH84: msn rates jose guillen #9 on worst teammates, as an angel fan you disagree right?JHmiraclebeam: thats it
JHmiraclebeam: #9
JHmiraclebeam: now im gonna go read simmons part 2
JHmiraclebeam: did you accept my trade too
BSH84: haven't checked it but i will
BSH84: i can't wait for priest!
BSH84: jose guillen cries when at home cause people think he is an ass
BSH84: dont' you feel bad now
JHmiraclebeam: oh yeah
JHmiraclebeam: but he doesnt change
JHmiraclebeam: so go figure
BSH84: yes kent #4
JHmiraclebeam: bonds not #1 right
BSH84: #3 for barry
BSH84: Teammate Milton Bradley accused him of being racist. That is an unfair shot; Kent irritates teammates of every conceivable demographic.
JHmiraclebeam: More importantly, in case you were wondering, the new NBA dress code does not affect Elgin Baylor -- he can still wear Bill Cosby's wardrobe from the 1986 season of "The Cosby Show" to home games. What a relief.)
JHmiraclebeam: In one of the craziest developments in the history of the league, Chris Kaman apparently bought Hulk Hogan's hair from Wrestlemania V on eBay -- long blonde strands, receding hairline, bald spot in the back -- basically everything that ultimately convinced the Hulkster to start wearing that yellow bandanna 24/7 in the late-80s
BSH84: as long as he starts playing i'm a real american when he enters the arena, i'm buying season tix
BSH84: i'm a kamaniac!!
JHmiraclebeam: he does.
BSH84: really?!?!!?
BSH84: damn i need to go catch the clipper action
JHmiraclebeam: just kidding.
JHmiraclebeam: but sterling shows clips of him having sex with a hooker in one of the suites
BSH84: well she is a freak like that if i remember his comments on her
JHmiraclebeam: throwing everything into box and calling it moving is fun
BSH84: hahaha
BSH84: when are you moving?
BSH84: did you send my box out yesterday?
BSH84: so i'll get it tomorrow when i'm at home?
JHmiraclebeam: no
JHmiraclebeam: i have to wait until we move over
JHmiraclebeam: everything was sent over ther
BSH84: weak i was hoping for a package
JHmiraclebeam: sorry
BSH84: i thought you had packed everything and took it home already
JHmiraclebeam: haha
JHmiraclebeam: sowwy
BSH84: fyi: animal people, still fucking crazy
BSH84: oooh little tai got weighted today and is now 2 lbs heavier than he was 10 days ago
BSH84: that riveting
JHmiraclebeam: sweet
JHmiraclebeam: hes 17 lbs now
JHmiraclebeam: well
JHmiraclebeam: all the fat fuck does is eat and sleep
JHmiraclebeam: tyler appreciated the thorpe's notes
JHmiraclebeam: do i deserve to burn in hell for laughing about the ex steeler that died from a tree falling on him?
JHmiraclebeam: http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=2220019
BSH84: no, cause its his dumbass fault for standing underneath it
JHmiraclebeam: did you laugh though?
BSH84: cause he was using a chainsaw yes
BSH84: cause that means he had to be close to it and knew what he was doing
BSH84: so yes
BSH84: laughable
JHmiraclebeam: haha
BSH84: i'm pissed i'm missing the dogers fake news conference this afternoon
JHmiraclebeam: just laying out the ground rules
BSH84: upon further review, hilarity stands
JHmiraclebeam: solid!
JHmiraclebeam: time for meditation time
JHmiraclebeam: gonna go take a shit
JHmiraclebeam: brb
JHmiraclebeam: so are you goint to oiwake's
JHmiraclebeam: i saw the astros one yesterday and it was soooooo good
JHmiraclebeam: Hmiraclebeam (3:09:44 PM): tell me if you laugh
Auto response from topcowally (3:09:45 PM): Gone to the warehouse, brb or byob
JHmiraclebeam (3:09:46 PM): http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=2220019
topcowally returned at 3:37:09 PM.
JHmiraclebeam (3:43:33 PM): did you laugh
topcowally (3:43:44 PM): that's sad
topcowally (3:43:56 PM): but how come he wasn't strong enough to hold up the tree
topcowally (3:44:00 PM): man he took steroids
topcowally (3:44:02 PM): wtf
topcowally (3:44:07 PM): false advertisement
JHmiraclebeam (3:44:12 PM): you're a fag
JHmiraclebeam: i sent the link to 6 guys
JHmiraclebeam: 5 of us laughed
JHmiraclebeam: he was the only one to say...thats sad
JHmiraclebeam: hahah
BSH84: haha

well there you go, another awesome conversation that somehow you all sat down and read all the way through. Don't you feel some sort of feeling of accomplishment at this point? well you should. Happy Veterans Day!!!