i love LA....not louisiana

so i just returned from boston and i must say.....boston blows! when i say blow, i don't mean like good oral sex, but more like i wish death and the plague upon that city. i swear, just because you're ugly and your life is miserable, doesn't mean you have to be a dick to everyone else. how hard is it to say hi or thank you or just a fucking exuse me! im not bitter or anything, im just sayin.....

quick question: is boston the ugliest city in the world? discuss. i didn't think it was possible to top northern cali, but i think we have a winner!

i can't believe im going to say this, but its nice to be back in los angeles. nice to be back at work doing nothing and conversating with my peeps. of course, the only way for me to conversate would have to be through the greatest medium in the world......AIM!

okay, so i've been contemplating all morning.....what aim convo do i want to post? but i finally narrowed it down to my conversations with jen. these are two separte convos, but i think you guys will enjoy it. im pretty sure shes gonna get upset, but thats the fun part. hehe.....enjoy!

john and jen's convo on november 02, 2005......

truxelgal: hey u want me to pack ur glasses?
pinkymon2225: YES PLEASE
pinkymon2225: AND CONDOMS
truxelgal: wow
pinkymon2225: NO?
truxelgal: ok, but just a few
pinkymon2225: AT LEAST 2
truxelgal: ok will do
pinkymon2225: LIAR
truxelgal: :-)
truxelgal: man, i'm finding all these empty condom wrappers all over my room
pinkymon2225: HAHAHAHA
truxelgal: not funny
pinkymon2225: FOR ME IT IS
pinkymon2225: HAHA
pinkymon2225: THIS WILL GO UP ON THE BLOG SITE
pinkymon2225: HAHAHA
truxelgal: nicetruxelgal is idle at 4:05:25 PM. truxelgal is no longer idle at 4:06:51 PM.
truxelgal: whatcha doin
pinkymon2225: TRYING TO DO EDI
truxelgal: still?
pinkymon2225: BUT IM TALKING TO EVERYONE
truxelgal: except me
truxelgal: ass!
pinkymon2225: YOU'RE WERE IDLE BITCH
truxelgal: hee hee
truxelgal: i kid i kid
pinkymon2225: THATS RIGHT
pinkymon2225: YOU APOLOGIZE
truxelgal: i didn't apologize
truxelgal: i said i kid
pinkymon2225: CLOSE ENOUGH
truxelgal: guess what i'm eating for dinner sucka!
pinkymon2225: NOSHI?
truxelgal: yup
pinkymon2225: BITCH
truxelgal: bitch that gets to eat noshi though
pinkymon2225: I CANT WAIT TO POST THIS CONVO
truxelgal: u do and u die bitch
pinkymon2225: HAHAHA.....
truxelgal: it is seriously not safe talking to you or brad anymore
truxelgal: anything i say can be posted on your stupid stie
truxelgal: site
pinkymon2225: HEHE.....
pinkymon2225: THATS THE BEAUTY OF IT
truxelgal: if you ever post one of our convos, the panda dies
pinkymon2225: DONT YOU DARE THREATEN THE PANDA
pinkymon2225: I WILL CUT YOU
pinkymon2225: YOU KNOW I LOVE THAT PANDA MORE THAN......
truxelgal: brad?
truxelgal: that's a low blow for your bf
pinkymon2225: I KNOW
pinkymon2225: DONT BE JEALOUS
pinkymon2225: YOU KNOW YOU'RE THIRD ON MY LIST
truxelgal: 4th
pinkymon2225: LITTLE TAI TAI
pinkymon2225: BRAD
truxelgal: u forgot ashley boo
pinkymon2225: OH
pinkymon2225: YEAH
truxelgal: but do i beat derek at least?
truxelgal: ha ha
pinkymon2225: OF COURSE
pinkymon2225: ACTUALLY
pinkymon2225: ITS PANDA
pinkymon2225: ASHLEY BOOD
pinkymon2225: BRAD AND DEREK AND JOE
pinkymon2225: THEN TRANSFORMERS
pinkymon2225: THEN CALVIN AND HOBBES
pinkymon2225: THEN MIATA
pinkymon2225: JEN
pinkymon2225: LET ME REDO THIS
pinkymon2225: FUCK
truxelgal: u forgot about gambling...hello???
pinkymon2225: OH MAN
truxelgal: and wicket
pinkymon2225: GOOD GOD
pinkymon2225: IM GONNA HAVE TO RETHINK AND PRIORITIZE MY LIST
pinkymon2225: YOU'LL FIT IN THERE SOMEWHERE THOUGH
pinkymon2225: I PROMISE
truxelgal: cool thx
truxelgal: almost done packing!
truxelgal: you know that beige banana republic jacket you bought me a while back?
truxelgal: the long coat?
truxelgal: will that look weird over my black suit?
pinkymon2225: I DONT KNOW
pinkymon2225: TRY IT ON NOW
truxelgal: i did
truxelgal: i can't tell
truxelgal: u have a better fashion sense than me
pinkymon2225: NO I DONT
truxelgal: um yes u do
truxelgal: u metro
truxelgal: hey grease is on!
pinkymon2225: IKNOW
pinkymon2225: I WAS WATCHING IT LAST NIGHT ON VH1truxelgal is idle at 4:52:11 PM.
pinkymon2225: GONNA GO NOW
pinkymon2225: ILL TALK TO YOU TONIGHT
pinkymon2225: LOVE YOU
pinkymon2225: BYE

john and jen's convo #2

JHmiraclebeam (10:14:36 AM): hey
truxelgal (10:14:38 AM): what
JHmiraclebeam (10:14:53 AM): the guys want to go to spearmint on friday or saturday
truxelgal (10:15:01 AM): ok
truxelgal (10:15:02 AM): for what
JHmiraclebeam (10:15:12 AM): they're having some gay asian porn star thing
JHmiraclebeam (10:15:15 AM): they want to go
JHmiraclebeam (10:15:27 AM): just letting you know homie
truxelgal (10:15:28 AM): what the hell?
truxelgal (10:15:32 AM): gay asian porn
JHmiraclebeam (10:15:32 AM): i know
truxelgal (10:15:43 AM): who wants to go?
JHmiraclebeam (10:15:49 AM): i was using gay as an adjective
truxelgal (10:15:53 AM): oh
truxelgal (10:15:55 AM): haha
truxelgal (10:15:57 AM): who's going
JHmiraclebeam (10:16:05 AM): jay and joe and jay
JHmiraclebeam (10:16:10 AM): jay's friend
truxelgal (10:16:24 AM): oh
truxelgal (10:16:28 AM): well, behave
JHmiraclebeam (10:16:35 AM): i will
JHmiraclebeam (10:16:54 AM): when you say behave, you mean dont do anything dumb?
truxelgal (10:17:06 AM): u know what i mean
JHmiraclebeam (10:17:12 AM): just making sure
truxelgal (10:17:29 AM): remember, how would you feel if i did stuff with a guy stripper
JHmiraclebeam (10:18:02 AM): yes
JHmiraclebeam (10:18:04 AM): i know

i just like the gay asian part. hehe....i can't wait for her to yell at me. good times!