18 days?

hi everyone! i can't believe its been 18 whole days since we last updated this shitty site. the requests from our fans for new convos have been non-stop. okay...maybe im exagerating a little. okay....im lying. i dont even think anyone reads this. anyway, since i've moved over to the new building, i really haven't had the time to chat with brad or anyone else. luckily, i saved a few convos earlier this month just in case. good thing i did.

earlier this month, brad was out of the office doing his ride alongs through the hood, so susan had to fill in for him and i think she did an admirable job. shes a great fill-in and i think i had more fun talking to her than brad. just kidding brad.....

john and susan's conversation on november 02, 2005....

JHmiraclebeam (11:56:11 AM): no hi
JHmiraclebeam (11:56:13 AM): i see how it is
suzhill33 (11:57:30 AM): "no hi" isnt much of a hi either
suzhill33 (12:03:19 PM): did you update your and brad's blog?
JHmiraclebeam (12:03:31 PM): yup
JHmiraclebeam (12:04:09 PM): you can see our halloween costumes
suzhill33 (12:06:45 PM): goody! brb
JHmiraclebeam (12:06:53 PM): do you have the link
suzhill33 (12:13:44 PM): i like the polka dot addition
suzhill33 (12:13:57 PM): i can tell if i'm jealous of your bro's boobs
suzhill33 (12:14:00 PM): or if i'm turned on
suzhill33 (12:14:06 PM): perhaps both
suzhill33 (12:14:11 PM): u guys are nutty
suzhill33 (12:14:57 PM): uh oh are you saving this conversation?
JHmiraclebeam (12:15:28 PM): maybe......
suzhill33 (12:15:31 PM): haha youre mean to walen
JHmiraclebeam (12:15:35 PM): hahah
JHmiraclebeam (12:15:38 PM): me?
JHmiraclebeam (12:15:40 PM): what?
JHmiraclebeam (12:15:46 PM): in our convo?
JHmiraclebeam (12:15:54 PM): i dont think im that bad
JHmiraclebeam (12:16:02 PM): when i say im gonna punch him
suzhill33 (12:16:28 PM): haha
suzhill33 (12:16:36 PM): omg you guys are laguna beach whores
suzhill33 (12:16:38 PM): whores i say!
JHmiraclebeam (12:16:45 PM): hhaa
JHmiraclebeam (12:16:46 PM): i knkow
JHmiraclebeam (12:18:09 PM): oh happy day!
JHmiraclebeam (12:18:29 PM): the public can start viewing the panda in washington
JHmiraclebeam (12:18:33 PM): hmmm
suzhill33 (12:18:55 PM): haha i was just about to ask you what the appeal is with that panda?JHmiraclebeam (12:19:04 PM): i love him
suzhill33 (12:19:12 PM): hahhaha why?
JHmiraclebeam (12:19:13 PM): at first tim introduced me
JHmiraclebeam (12:19:21 PM): to panda cam
JHmiraclebeam (12:19:30 PM): hes all, "watch it, you can see him shit"
JHmiraclebeam (12:19:52 PM): i decided to do it since you can see im really busy at work
JHmiraclebeam (12:21:02 PM): of course when we're talking about the panda its mostly sarcasm
JHmiraclebeam (12:21:16 PM): but i actually like watching it now
suzhill33 (12:21:41 PM): aww that's precious
JHmiraclebeam (12:22:05 PM): want the link
suzhill33 (12:22:09 PM): oh man
suzhill33 (12:22:20 PM): i cant do it
suzhill33 (12:22:28 PM): i already got attached to coco the gorilla
suzhill33 (12:22:31 PM): remember coco?
suzhill33 (12:22:38 PM): she was so smarr
suzhill33 (12:22:39 PM): t
JHmiraclebeam (12:23:01 PM): coco is not tai shan
JHmiraclebeam (12:23:35 PM): i want to go visit him before he gets too big and can attack me
suzhill33 (12:23:57 PM): yeah your tai shan will never compare to my coco
suzhill33 (12:24:03 PM): sd zoo?
suzhill33 (12:24:21 PM): you should ask them if you can adopt him
suzhill33 (12:24:30 PM): maybe they'll make a cute little certificate for you
suzhill33 (12:24:34 PM): since you love him so much
JHmiraclebeam (12:25:19 PM): hes in washington
JHmiraclebeam (12:25:26 PM): hes too good for the san diego zoo
JHmiraclebeam (12:25:32 PM): you can visit gao gao
JHmiraclebeam (12:25:37 PM): thats brads bear
JHmiraclebeam (12:25:50 PM): gao gao lives at the sd zoo
suzhill33 (12:26:46 PM): wow i think you guys achieved a new level of gaydom
JHmiraclebeam (12:27:01 PM): sweet!
JHmiraclebeam (12:27:07 PM): we try our best
suzhill33 (12:27:09 PM): that's why i'm addicted to your blogs
suzhill33 (12:27:18 PM): haha
JHmiraclebeam (12:27:20 PM): if we're gay, we want to be the gayest!
suzhill33 (12:27:32 PM): of course
suzhill33 (12:27:45 PM): and what could be gayer than pandas
suzhill33 (12:27:54 PM): or men watching pandas
JHmiraclebeam (12:27:57 PM): pandas arent gay
suzhill33 (12:28:00 PM): or men loving pandas
JHmiraclebeam (12:28:04 PM): they're peaceful creatures
suzhill33 (12:28:05 PM): no?
suzhill33 (12:28:11 PM): are you sure bout that?
JHmiraclebeam (12:28:11 PM): until they attack you of course
suzhill33 (12:28:19 PM): they have sharp teeth
JHmiraclebeam (12:28:21 PM): yeah
JHmiraclebeam (12:28:26 PM): i have sharp teeth
suzhill33 (12:28:59 PM): well then that'll be quite a showdown
suzhill33 (12:29:03 PM): between you and mr. panda
JHmiraclebeam (12:29:36 PM): he ony weighs 15.5 lbs
JHmiraclebeam (12:29:39 PM): what a pussy
suzhill33 (12:31:12 PM): yeah AND he's slow
JHmiraclebeam (12:31:19 PM): now i really want to visit him
suzhill33 (12:31:21 PM): but still sharp teeth
JHmiraclebeam (12:31:26 PM): i want to see if he'll hump my leg
suzhill33 (12:31:41 PM): does he have a companion?
JHmiraclebeam (12:31:44 PM): no
suzhill33 (12:31:46 PM): ok dammit gimme the link
JHmiraclebeam (12:31:48 PM): hes an only child
suzhill33 (12:31:50 PM): i hate you
JHmiraclebeam (12:32:01 PM): http://nationalzoo.si.edu/Animals/GiantPandas/default.cfm ?cam=PC3
suzhill33 (12:32:03 PM): I HATE YOU GIMME THE LINK!
suzhill33 (12:32:04 PM): ok thx
JHmiraclebeam (12:32:19 PM): heres to watch him '
suzhill33 (12:32:26 PM): i didnt know you were such an animal lover... or is it just tai shan?JHmiraclebeam (12:32:41 PM): http://animal.discovery.com/cams/pandavidr.html
JHmiraclebeam (12:32:50 PM): hmmm....i like dogs and cats
JHmiraclebeam (12:33:09 PM): after he gets big like his mom, ill probably move on to the next baby panda
JHmiraclebeam (12:33:30 PM): that lazy fucker
JHmiraclebeam (12:33:33 PM): hes sleeping
JHmiraclebeam (12:33:42 PM): but its cool when he's sleeping on this back
JHmiraclebeam (12:34:59 PM): if you randomly check on him, he'll have these epileptic seizures.
JHmiraclebeam (12:35:01 PM): its cool
JHmiraclebeam (12:35:11 PM): like right now
suzhill33 (12:43:05 PM): fricken i missed it
suzhill33 (12:43:36 PM): oh ! i just saw it!
suzhill33 (12:43:50 PM): panda dreams
JHmiraclebeam (12:44:19 PM): but dont sit and watch
suzhill33 (12:44:22 PM): he just wiggled his foot
JHmiraclebeam (12:44:23 PM): then it sucks
JHmiraclebeam (12:44:26 PM): yeah
JHmiraclebeam (12:44:30 PM): haha
suzhill33 (12:44:30 PM): it's mesmerizing
JHmiraclebeam (12:44:36 PM): stop mocking him
suzhill33 (12:44:39 PM): riveting
JHmiraclebeam (12:44:41 PM): or me
JHmiraclebeam (12:44:46 PM): hey
JHmiraclebeam (12:44:50 PM): we have a playoff game tonight
JHmiraclebeam (12:44:53 PM): do or die
suzhill33 (12:44:57 PM): !!!!
suzhill33 (12:45:00 PM): time?
JHmiraclebeam (12:45:02 PM): 930
JHmiraclebeam (12:45:04 PM): haha
suzhill33 (12:45:07 PM): so late?
JHmiraclebeam (12:45:59 PM): yeah
JHmiraclebeam (12:46:05 PM): but it will be so worth it
suzhill33 (12:46:16 PM): barnes?
JHmiraclebeam (12:46:22 PM): yup
suzhill33 (12:46:34 PM): ok i'll go
suzhill33 (12:46:43 PM): dont disappoint
suzhill33 (12:46:46 PM): haha
JHmiraclebeam (12:47:30 PM): ill try not to
JHmiraclebeam (12:47:33 PM): no guaranteees
JHmiraclebeam (12:48:14 PM): gonna go pick up lunch
JHmiraclebeam (12:48:16 PM): brb
pinkymon2225: WHERE DID YOU GO
suzhill33: why do you keep switching
pinkymon2225: CAUSE
pinkymon2225: DID YOU NOT SEE MY AWAY MESSAGE
pinkymon2225: IM DOING EDI
suzhill33: why are you yelling?
suzhill33: you dont have to yell
pinkymon2225: LIKE I SAID
pinkymon2225: IM DOING EDI
suzhill33: is edi hot?
pinkymon2225: I DONT WANT TO SWITCH BCK AND FORTH
pinkymon2225: I WISH
suzhill33: stop yelling!!!!!!!
pinkymon2225: SORRY
pinkymon2225: YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO DEAL WITH IT IF YOU WANT TO TALK TO ME
suzhill33: i cant believe youre yelling at me while youre doing edi
suzhill33: so did you want me to make signs for the team tonight or would taht be too much
pinkymon2225: ITS NOT LIKE IM YELLING YOUR NAME
suzhill33: too groupy?
pinkymon2225: THEN EDI WOULD GET JEALOUS
suzhill33: hahahhaha
pinkymon2225: NO
suzhill33: i bet youre STILL watching the panda
pinkymon2225: THAT WOULD BE GREAT
suzhill33: EVEN while your doing edi
pinkymon2225: YEAH
suzhill33: youre sick
pinkymon2225: SHE KNOWS WHERE MY HEART BELONGS
pinkymon2225: OR WHO MY HEART BELONGS TO
suzhill33: mmhmm
suzhill33: you're sick
pinkymon2225: OR IS IT WHOM
pinkymon2225: I DONT KNOW
suzhill33: whom
pinkymon2225: THATS WHAT I THOUGHT
pinkymon2225: HEY
pinkymon2225: LONG BEACH EDUCATION
suzhill33: cuz if you switch it around it'd be my heart belongs to whom
pinkymon2225: IM GOING IN APRIL TO VIST TAI SHAN WITH JEN
pinkymon2225: WOOO HOOO!
suzhill33: poor jen
suzhill33: cant believe she's indulging you in your antics
suzhill33: youve got quite a woman there
suzhill33: keeper
pinkymon2225: YES
pinkymon2225: I KNOW
pinkymon2225: PLUS I HAVE SOMEONE TO PUSH INTO THE MAMA PANDA IF IT ATTACKS
suzhill33: congratulations
suzhill33: you just got the first lol outta me today
suzhill33: youre awful... jen's teeth arent as sharp as yours are
suzhill33: you need to be the buffer
pinkymon2225: YES SHE DOES
pinkymon2225: HER TWO FRONT TEETH
pinkymon2225: DAMN....FIRST LOL
pinkymon2225: TOUGH CROWD
suzhill33: yeah i'm one of those
suzhill33: so do you always drive down fair oaks comin home from work?
suzhill33: isnt it always jammed?
pinkymon2225: SOMETIMES
pinkymon2225: WHEN WE GO TO VINHS TO CUT MY HAIR
pinkymon2225: BUT ITS JAMMED EVERYWHERE WE GO
pinkymon2225: YOU SEE THE SAME HOES
suzhill33: oh i see
suzhill33: must be hard being you
pinkymon2225: YEAH
pinkymon2225: I KNOW HOW TUPAC FEELS
pinkymon2225: WANT TO SEE HOW JEN AND I TALK TO EACH OTHER
pinkymon2225: truxelgal: whatcha doin
pinkymon2225: TRYING TO DO EDI
truxelgal: still?
pinkymon2225: BUT IM TALKING TO EVERYONE
truxelgal: except me
truxelgal: ass!
pinkymon2225: YOU'RE WERE IDLE BITCH
truxelgal: hee hee
truxelgal: i kid i kid
pinkymon2225: THATS RIGHT
pinkymon2225: YOU APOLOGIZE
truxelgal: i didn't apologize
truxelgal: i said i kid
pinkymon2225: SHE'S LUCKY TO HAVE ME
suzhill33: HAHAHHAHA
suzhill33: i reiterate... poor jen
suzhill33: that's love
suzhill33: ok i'm gonna take a nap
suzhill33: this day is killllin me
pinkymon2225: JEEZ
pinkymon2225: AM I THAT DULL
pinkymon2225: IM TRYING MY BEST
suzhill33: i cant take all the shouting
suzhill33: it's abusive
suzhill33: and i dont have to take it anymore
pinkymon2225: GET THICKER SKIN
pinkymon2225: IM NOT ATTACKING YOU
pinkymon2225: THATS JUST THE WAY IT COMES OUT
pinkymon2225: SHIT
pinkymon2225: BIG BABY
pinkymon2225: GO TO SLEEP THEN
pinkymon2225: DO YOU WANT YOUR BLANKY
pinkymon2225: NEED ME TO TUCK YOU INTO YOUR CRIB
suzhill33: wow
suzhill33: you're textbook eh
pinkymon2225: DAMN SKIPPY
pinkymon2225: FROM FAMILY TIES
suzhill33: SHUT UP!
suzhill33: I'M SICK OF YOUR SHIT!
pinkymon2225: HAHAH
pinkymon2225: OH....
suzhill33: you like?
pinkymon2225: THAT WAS GOOD
suzhill33: i bolded it just for you baby
pinkymon2225: HAHA...THANKS
suzhill33: i like skippy
suzhill33: too bad malory never went for him
pinkymon2225: I KNOW
pinkymon2225: FUCKING NICK
suzhill33: ayye
pinkymon2225: WHAT DID HE HAVE GOING FOR HIM
suzhill33: he was big and burly
pinkymon2225: I GUESS
suzhill33: greasy
pinkymon2225: THE BAD BOY IMAGE
suzhill33: chicks dig that i guess
suzhill33: yeah
suzhill33: youre such an 80s kid it's unbelievable
suzhill33: anyway, as i said i'm goin to nappynap
pinkymon2225: WOW
pinkymon2225: BUT YOU CAN HOLD A CONVO WITH ME
pinkymon2225: SO WHAT DOES THAT SAY ABOUT YOU
pinkymon2225: OKAY
pinkymon2225: HAVE A NICE NAPPY TIME
suzhill33: i'm just quick you know.. i google everything
suzhill33: right when you said skippy from fam ties
suzhill33: i was like.. click click click
pinkymon2225: WOW
suzhill33: quick huh
suzhill33: yeah i'm like that
pinkymon2225: VERY IMPRESSIVE
pinkymon2225: I COMMEND YOU
suzhill33: i take your commendation and raise you a YOU BETTER KICK ASS TONIGHT OR ELSE I'M GOING TO BE DISAPPOINTED
suzhill33: DONT WASTE MY TIME!
pinkymon2225: DO NOT WORRY MY FAIR LADY
pinkymon2225: I WILL NOT DISAPPOINT LIKE I DO WITH JEN IN BED
suzhill33: pleeeease
suzhill33: can we not?
pinkymon2225: HAHAAHA
pinkymon2225: YOU STARTED IT
suzhill33: i've heard stories
suzhill33: and it aint pretty
pinkymon2225: OH....DONT WORRY
pinkymon2225: IF YOU CONTINUE TO READ OUR BLOG PAGE
pinkymon2225: MY NEXT CONVO WILL GROSS YOU OUT
pinkymon2225: JUST A FOREWARNING
suzhill33: holy majolies
suzhill33: thx for the visual....
suzhill33: right before nappytime
suzhill33: no really thx
pinkymon2225: YOU'RE WELCOME!!!!!
suzhill33: crap i think i have carpel tunnel
suzhill33: can u get workers comp for that
suzhill33: ok anyway ttyl!!!!1
pinkymon2225: SEE YOU TONIGHT