18 days?

hi everyone! i can't believe its been 18 whole days since we last updated this shitty site. the requests from our fans for new convos have been non-stop. okay...maybe im exagerating a little. okay....im lying. i dont even think anyone reads this. anyway, since i've moved over to the new building, i really haven't had the time to chat with brad or anyone else. luckily, i saved a few convos earlier this month just in case. good thing i did.

earlier this month, brad was out of the office doing his ride alongs through the hood, so susan had to fill in for him and i think she did an admirable job. shes a great fill-in and i think i had more fun talking to her than brad. just kidding brad.....

john and susan's conversation on november 02, 2005....

JHmiraclebeam (11:56:11 AM): no hi
JHmiraclebeam (11:56:13 AM): i see how it is
suzhill33 (11:57:30 AM): "no hi" isnt much of a hi either
suzhill33 (12:03:19 PM): did you update your and brad's blog?
JHmiraclebeam (12:03:31 PM): yup
JHmiraclebeam (12:04:09 PM): you can see our halloween costumes
suzhill33 (12:06:45 PM): goody! brb
JHmiraclebeam (12:06:53 PM): do you have the link
suzhill33 (12:13:44 PM): i like the polka dot addition
suzhill33 (12:13:57 PM): i can tell if i'm jealous of your bro's boobs
suzhill33 (12:14:00 PM): or if i'm turned on
suzhill33 (12:14:06 PM): perhaps both
suzhill33 (12:14:11 PM): u guys are nutty
suzhill33 (12:14:57 PM): uh oh are you saving this conversation?
JHmiraclebeam (12:15:28 PM): maybe......
suzhill33 (12:15:31 PM): haha youre mean to walen
JHmiraclebeam (12:15:35 PM): hahah
JHmiraclebeam (12:15:38 PM): me?
JHmiraclebeam (12:15:40 PM): what?
JHmiraclebeam (12:15:46 PM): in our convo?
JHmiraclebeam (12:15:54 PM): i dont think im that bad
JHmiraclebeam (12:16:02 PM): when i say im gonna punch him
suzhill33 (12:16:28 PM): haha
suzhill33 (12:16:36 PM): omg you guys are laguna beach whores
suzhill33 (12:16:38 PM): whores i say!
JHmiraclebeam (12:16:45 PM): hhaa
JHmiraclebeam (12:16:46 PM): i knkow
JHmiraclebeam (12:18:09 PM): oh happy day!
JHmiraclebeam (12:18:29 PM): the public can start viewing the panda in washington
JHmiraclebeam (12:18:33 PM): hmmm
suzhill33 (12:18:55 PM): haha i was just about to ask you what the appeal is with that panda?JHmiraclebeam (12:19:04 PM): i love him
suzhill33 (12:19:12 PM): hahhaha why?
JHmiraclebeam (12:19:13 PM): at first tim introduced me
JHmiraclebeam (12:19:21 PM): to panda cam
JHmiraclebeam (12:19:30 PM): hes all, "watch it, you can see him shit"
JHmiraclebeam (12:19:52 PM): i decided to do it since you can see im really busy at work
JHmiraclebeam (12:21:02 PM): of course when we're talking about the panda its mostly sarcasm
JHmiraclebeam (12:21:16 PM): but i actually like watching it now
suzhill33 (12:21:41 PM): aww that's precious
JHmiraclebeam (12:22:05 PM): want the link
suzhill33 (12:22:09 PM): oh man
suzhill33 (12:22:20 PM): i cant do it
suzhill33 (12:22:28 PM): i already got attached to coco the gorilla
suzhill33 (12:22:31 PM): remember coco?
suzhill33 (12:22:38 PM): she was so smarr
suzhill33 (12:22:39 PM): t
JHmiraclebeam (12:23:01 PM): coco is not tai shan
JHmiraclebeam (12:23:35 PM): i want to go visit him before he gets too big and can attack me
suzhill33 (12:23:57 PM): yeah your tai shan will never compare to my coco
suzhill33 (12:24:03 PM): sd zoo?
suzhill33 (12:24:21 PM): you should ask them if you can adopt him
suzhill33 (12:24:30 PM): maybe they'll make a cute little certificate for you
suzhill33 (12:24:34 PM): since you love him so much
JHmiraclebeam (12:25:19 PM): hes in washington
JHmiraclebeam (12:25:26 PM): hes too good for the san diego zoo
JHmiraclebeam (12:25:32 PM): you can visit gao gao
JHmiraclebeam (12:25:37 PM): thats brads bear
JHmiraclebeam (12:25:50 PM): gao gao lives at the sd zoo
suzhill33 (12:26:46 PM): wow i think you guys achieved a new level of gaydom
JHmiraclebeam (12:27:01 PM): sweet!
JHmiraclebeam (12:27:07 PM): we try our best
suzhill33 (12:27:09 PM): that's why i'm addicted to your blogs
suzhill33 (12:27:18 PM): haha
JHmiraclebeam (12:27:20 PM): if we're gay, we want to be the gayest!
suzhill33 (12:27:32 PM): of course
suzhill33 (12:27:45 PM): and what could be gayer than pandas
suzhill33 (12:27:54 PM): or men watching pandas
JHmiraclebeam (12:27:57 PM): pandas arent gay
suzhill33 (12:28:00 PM): or men loving pandas
JHmiraclebeam (12:28:04 PM): they're peaceful creatures
suzhill33 (12:28:05 PM): no?
suzhill33 (12:28:11 PM): are you sure bout that?
JHmiraclebeam (12:28:11 PM): until they attack you of course
suzhill33 (12:28:19 PM): they have sharp teeth
JHmiraclebeam (12:28:21 PM): yeah
JHmiraclebeam (12:28:26 PM): i have sharp teeth
suzhill33 (12:28:59 PM): well then that'll be quite a showdown
suzhill33 (12:29:03 PM): between you and mr. panda
JHmiraclebeam (12:29:36 PM): he ony weighs 15.5 lbs
JHmiraclebeam (12:29:39 PM): what a pussy
suzhill33 (12:31:12 PM): yeah AND he's slow
JHmiraclebeam (12:31:19 PM): now i really want to visit him
suzhill33 (12:31:21 PM): but still sharp teeth
JHmiraclebeam (12:31:26 PM): i want to see if he'll hump my leg
suzhill33 (12:31:41 PM): does he have a companion?
JHmiraclebeam (12:31:44 PM): no
suzhill33 (12:31:46 PM): ok dammit gimme the link
JHmiraclebeam (12:31:48 PM): hes an only child
suzhill33 (12:31:50 PM): i hate you
JHmiraclebeam (12:32:01 PM): http://nationalzoo.si.edu/Animals/GiantPandas/default.cfm ?cam=PC3
suzhill33 (12:32:03 PM): I HATE YOU GIMME THE LINK!
suzhill33 (12:32:04 PM): ok thx
JHmiraclebeam (12:32:19 PM): heres to watch him '
suzhill33 (12:32:26 PM): i didnt know you were such an animal lover... or is it just tai shan?JHmiraclebeam (12:32:41 PM): http://animal.discovery.com/cams/pandavidr.html
JHmiraclebeam (12:32:50 PM): hmmm....i like dogs and cats
JHmiraclebeam (12:33:09 PM): after he gets big like his mom, ill probably move on to the next baby panda
JHmiraclebeam (12:33:30 PM): that lazy fucker
JHmiraclebeam (12:33:33 PM): hes sleeping
JHmiraclebeam (12:33:42 PM): but its cool when he's sleeping on this back
JHmiraclebeam (12:34:59 PM): if you randomly check on him, he'll have these epileptic seizures.
JHmiraclebeam (12:35:01 PM): its cool
JHmiraclebeam (12:35:11 PM): like right now
suzhill33 (12:43:05 PM): fricken i missed it
suzhill33 (12:43:36 PM): oh ! i just saw it!
suzhill33 (12:43:50 PM): panda dreams
JHmiraclebeam (12:44:19 PM): but dont sit and watch
suzhill33 (12:44:22 PM): he just wiggled his foot
JHmiraclebeam (12:44:23 PM): then it sucks
JHmiraclebeam (12:44:26 PM): yeah
JHmiraclebeam (12:44:30 PM): haha
suzhill33 (12:44:30 PM): it's mesmerizing
JHmiraclebeam (12:44:36 PM): stop mocking him
suzhill33 (12:44:39 PM): riveting
JHmiraclebeam (12:44:41 PM): or me
JHmiraclebeam (12:44:46 PM): hey
JHmiraclebeam (12:44:50 PM): we have a playoff game tonight
JHmiraclebeam (12:44:53 PM): do or die
suzhill33 (12:44:57 PM): !!!!
suzhill33 (12:45:00 PM): time?
JHmiraclebeam (12:45:02 PM): 930
JHmiraclebeam (12:45:04 PM): haha
suzhill33 (12:45:07 PM): so late?
JHmiraclebeam (12:45:59 PM): yeah
JHmiraclebeam (12:46:05 PM): but it will be so worth it
suzhill33 (12:46:16 PM): barnes?
JHmiraclebeam (12:46:22 PM): yup
suzhill33 (12:46:34 PM): ok i'll go
suzhill33 (12:46:43 PM): dont disappoint
suzhill33 (12:46:46 PM): haha
JHmiraclebeam (12:47:30 PM): ill try not to
JHmiraclebeam (12:47:33 PM): no guaranteees
JHmiraclebeam (12:48:14 PM): gonna go pick up lunch
JHmiraclebeam (12:48:16 PM): brb
pinkymon2225: WHERE DID YOU GO
suzhill33: why do you keep switching
pinkymon2225: CAUSE
pinkymon2225: DID YOU NOT SEE MY AWAY MESSAGE
pinkymon2225: IM DOING EDI
suzhill33: why are you yelling?
suzhill33: you dont have to yell
pinkymon2225: LIKE I SAID
pinkymon2225: IM DOING EDI
suzhill33: is edi hot?
pinkymon2225: I DONT WANT TO SWITCH BCK AND FORTH
pinkymon2225: I WISH
suzhill33: stop yelling!!!!!!!
pinkymon2225: SORRY
pinkymon2225: YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO DEAL WITH IT IF YOU WANT TO TALK TO ME
suzhill33: i cant believe youre yelling at me while youre doing edi
suzhill33: so did you want me to make signs for the team tonight or would taht be too much
pinkymon2225: ITS NOT LIKE IM YELLING YOUR NAME
suzhill33: too groupy?
pinkymon2225: THEN EDI WOULD GET JEALOUS
suzhill33: hahahhaha
pinkymon2225: NO
suzhill33: i bet youre STILL watching the panda
pinkymon2225: THAT WOULD BE GREAT
suzhill33: EVEN while your doing edi
pinkymon2225: YEAH
suzhill33: youre sick
pinkymon2225: SHE KNOWS WHERE MY HEART BELONGS
pinkymon2225: OR WHO MY HEART BELONGS TO
suzhill33: mmhmm
suzhill33: you're sick
pinkymon2225: OR IS IT WHOM
pinkymon2225: I DONT KNOW
suzhill33: whom
pinkymon2225: THATS WHAT I THOUGHT
pinkymon2225: HEY
pinkymon2225: LONG BEACH EDUCATION
suzhill33: cuz if you switch it around it'd be my heart belongs to whom
pinkymon2225: IM GOING IN APRIL TO VIST TAI SHAN WITH JEN
pinkymon2225: WOOO HOOO!
suzhill33: poor jen
suzhill33: cant believe she's indulging you in your antics
suzhill33: youve got quite a woman there
suzhill33: keeper
pinkymon2225: YES
pinkymon2225: I KNOW
pinkymon2225: PLUS I HAVE SOMEONE TO PUSH INTO THE MAMA PANDA IF IT ATTACKS
suzhill33: congratulations
suzhill33: you just got the first lol outta me today
suzhill33: youre awful... jen's teeth arent as sharp as yours are
suzhill33: you need to be the buffer
pinkymon2225: YES SHE DOES
pinkymon2225: HER TWO FRONT TEETH
pinkymon2225: DAMN....FIRST LOL
pinkymon2225: TOUGH CROWD
suzhill33: yeah i'm one of those
suzhill33: so do you always drive down fair oaks comin home from work?
suzhill33: isnt it always jammed?
pinkymon2225: SOMETIMES
pinkymon2225: WHEN WE GO TO VINHS TO CUT MY HAIR
pinkymon2225: BUT ITS JAMMED EVERYWHERE WE GO
pinkymon2225: YOU SEE THE SAME HOES
suzhill33: oh i see
suzhill33: must be hard being you
pinkymon2225: YEAH
pinkymon2225: I KNOW HOW TUPAC FEELS
pinkymon2225: WANT TO SEE HOW JEN AND I TALK TO EACH OTHER
pinkymon2225: truxelgal: whatcha doin
pinkymon2225: TRYING TO DO EDI
truxelgal: still?
pinkymon2225: BUT IM TALKING TO EVERYONE
truxelgal: except me
truxelgal: ass!
pinkymon2225: YOU'RE WERE IDLE BITCH
truxelgal: hee hee
truxelgal: i kid i kid
pinkymon2225: THATS RIGHT
pinkymon2225: YOU APOLOGIZE
truxelgal: i didn't apologize
truxelgal: i said i kid
pinkymon2225: SHE'S LUCKY TO HAVE ME
suzhill33: HAHAHHAHA
suzhill33: i reiterate... poor jen
suzhill33: that's love
suzhill33: ok i'm gonna take a nap
suzhill33: this day is killllin me
pinkymon2225: JEEZ
pinkymon2225: AM I THAT DULL
pinkymon2225: IM TRYING MY BEST
suzhill33: i cant take all the shouting
suzhill33: it's abusive
suzhill33: and i dont have to take it anymore
pinkymon2225: GET THICKER SKIN
pinkymon2225: IM NOT ATTACKING YOU
pinkymon2225: THATS JUST THE WAY IT COMES OUT
pinkymon2225: SHIT
pinkymon2225: BIG BABY
pinkymon2225: GO TO SLEEP THEN
pinkymon2225: DO YOU WANT YOUR BLANKY
pinkymon2225: NEED ME TO TUCK YOU INTO YOUR CRIB
suzhill33: wow
suzhill33: you're textbook eh
pinkymon2225: DAMN SKIPPY
pinkymon2225: FROM FAMILY TIES
suzhill33: SHUT UP!
suzhill33: I'M SICK OF YOUR SHIT!
pinkymon2225: HAHAH
pinkymon2225: OH....
suzhill33: you like?
pinkymon2225: THAT WAS GOOD
suzhill33: i bolded it just for you baby
pinkymon2225: HAHA...THANKS
suzhill33: i like skippy
suzhill33: too bad malory never went for him
pinkymon2225: I KNOW
pinkymon2225: FUCKING NICK
suzhill33: ayye
pinkymon2225: WHAT DID HE HAVE GOING FOR HIM
suzhill33: he was big and burly
pinkymon2225: I GUESS
suzhill33: greasy
pinkymon2225: THE BAD BOY IMAGE
suzhill33: chicks dig that i guess
suzhill33: yeah
suzhill33: youre such an 80s kid it's unbelievable
suzhill33: anyway, as i said i'm goin to nappynap
pinkymon2225: WOW
pinkymon2225: BUT YOU CAN HOLD A CONVO WITH ME
pinkymon2225: SO WHAT DOES THAT SAY ABOUT YOU
pinkymon2225: OKAY
pinkymon2225: HAVE A NICE NAPPY TIME
suzhill33: i'm just quick you know.. i google everything
suzhill33: right when you said skippy from fam ties
suzhill33: i was like.. click click click
pinkymon2225: WOW
suzhill33: quick huh
suzhill33: yeah i'm like that
pinkymon2225: VERY IMPRESSIVE
pinkymon2225: I COMMEND YOU
suzhill33: i take your commendation and raise you a YOU BETTER KICK ASS TONIGHT OR ELSE I'M GOING TO BE DISAPPOINTED
suzhill33: DONT WASTE MY TIME!
pinkymon2225: DO NOT WORRY MY FAIR LADY
pinkymon2225: I WILL NOT DISAPPOINT LIKE I DO WITH JEN IN BED
suzhill33: pleeeease
suzhill33: can we not?
pinkymon2225: HAHAAHA
pinkymon2225: YOU STARTED IT
suzhill33: i've heard stories
suzhill33: and it aint pretty
pinkymon2225: OH....DONT WORRY
pinkymon2225: IF YOU CONTINUE TO READ OUR BLOG PAGE
pinkymon2225: MY NEXT CONVO WILL GROSS YOU OUT
pinkymon2225: JUST A FOREWARNING
suzhill33: holy majolies
suzhill33: thx for the visual....
suzhill33: right before nappytime
suzhill33: no really thx
pinkymon2225: YOU'RE WELCOME!!!!!
suzhill33: crap i think i have carpel tunnel
suzhill33: can u get workers comp for that
suzhill33: ok anyway ttyl!!!!1
pinkymon2225: SEE YOU TONIGHT

trapped in the..................

Thats right folks, the moment you have all been waiting for, R. Kelly's Trapped in the closet chapters 6-12 was recently released. Because none of us have actually paid money to buy thise piece or visual art, we instead had to wait until a cliff notes version of it have been released so that we could continue following the trials and tribulations of Sylvester, Gwendolyn, Rufus, Chuck, Cathy and the rest of the gang. So in this riveting conversation we had today, John and I discuss the story and then movie into other mindless dribble. So enjoy the shocking developments as told by us. Oh and there discussion of pandas this time, tai is now 2 lbs heavier than his last weigh in!!! Its breaking news

BSH84: did you read any of it yet?
JHmiraclebeam: noJHmiraclebeam: im saving it
JHmiraclebeam: i some orders to finish.
JHmiraclebeam: thats going to be my reward for finishing my work
BSH84: haha...its my reward for lunch
BSH84: once i get through monday briefings
BSH84: giants giving 9.5 to minn, which way you go? you're the deciding vote
JHmiraclebeam: gotta finish some work, so leave me alone! my reward for finishing my work..... http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=3337
JHmiraclebeam: giants
JHmiraclebeam: at home?
BSH84: yeah at nyJHmiraclebeam: giants
JHmiraclebeam: like the redskins win agaisnt the 49ers
JHmiraclebeam: vikings win was asgainst the lions
BSH84: hmm good point
JHmiraclebeam: id take my chances with the giants at home
JHmiraclebeam: who went with giants
BSH84: jayJHmiraclebeam: yeah
BSH84: i was thinking johnson would keep them close
JHmiraclebeam: i would tease that game
JHmiraclebeam: to giants getting 4.5
BSH84: then you pointed out lions, so i see the error of my thinking
JHmiraclebeam: yeah, but giants are better on both sides
BSH84: good point
JHmiraclebeam: but smoot is out, so they're defense might be better
JHmiraclebeam: vikings that is
BSH84: haha...is he on the love ship again?
BSH84: hmm can batch keep the steelers ahead by 8?
JHmiraclebeam: him and isaac
JHmiraclebeam: against?
JHmiraclebeam: and no
BSH84: browns
JHmiraclebeam: oh
JHmiraclebeam: in that case...yes
JHmiraclebeam: brb
JHmiraclebeam: almost done
JHmiraclebeam: all done
JHmiraclebeam: gay
BSH84: haha
BSH84: so are we ready now
JHmiraclebeam: yes
JHmiraclebeam: yes we are
BSH84: let us begin
BSH84: i read through 8 cause that is what i saw, let me know when you finish that so i can start 9
JHmiraclebeam: okay
JHmiraclebeam: osounds good
JHmiraclebeam: that picture on the cover
JHmiraclebeam: is that twan?
BSH84: no, just some random black dude i think
BSH84: twan is this buff black guy
JHmiraclebeam: sweet
JHmiraclebeam: big guy
JHmiraclebeam: i love it
JHmiraclebeam: Please keep in mind that there is no single correct interpretation of a complex work of literature like Trapped in the Closet, so your own interpretation of the themes and events present in the work may differ from the one presented here.
JHmiraclebeam: i love thorpe
BSH84: hahaha
BSH84: well that way we don't feel dumb for thinking differently
JHmiraclebeam: ah.....excellent point
JHmiraclebeam: damn
JHmiraclebeam: chapter 6 is the literary height?
JHmiraclebeam: but theres still 10 more chapter after this
BSH84: i think chapter 8 is the height
BSH84: i liked it more than 6
JHmiraclebeam: but you got to actually see chapter 8
JHmiraclebeam: i fell asleep right before
BSH84: thats true, it did make a difference
JHmiraclebeam: man...the host on vh1 is cool too
JHmiraclebeam: he gets all into it
JHmiraclebeam: he gets props
BSH84: not sure how you weren't on the edge of your seat anticipating it
BSH84: yes, he does it with a straight face, i give him props for that
JHmiraclebeam: i guess cause i was in boston
JHmiraclebeam: damn you boston!!!!
BSH84: okay that makes sense
JHmiraclebeam: i wanted to sleep it away
BSH84: haha
JHmiraclebeam: i love this guy
JHmiraclebeam: Kelly once again loosens his grip on our emotions and lets us laugh. JHmiraclebeam: thanks R
BSH84: hahahaha
BSH84: kelly explores the full range of emotions in this story
JHmiraclebeam: oh
JHmiraclebeam: chapter 8 does seem more exciting and gut wrenching
BSH84: well her gut is huge
BSH84: so yes
BSH84: where are you now?
JHmiraclebeam: sorry
JHmiraclebeam: i was on the phone with eric
JHmiraclebeam: discussing things.....
JHmiraclebeam: hehe
BSH84: discussing bets or r. kelly
BSH84: yeah i figured you were too involved in the storyline's many twists and turns
JHmiraclebeam: trying to figure chapter 8 out
JHmiraclebeam: hhaha
JHmiraclebeam: but finshed
JHmiraclebeam: you can start ch. 9 now
BSH84: sweet
JHmiraclebeam: we can discuss it
BSH84: now chapter 8 video shows a guy in the closet that is r. kelly, please tell me he is the midget and will have him walking on his knees
JHmiraclebeam: haha
JHmiraclebeam: wally is readign it riht now
JHmiraclebeam: should we join in a chat room and discuss this lyrical masterpiece
BSH84: yes
BSH84: that works for us all
JHmiraclebeam: wally will not be participating in this event
JHmiraclebeam: awww....guess what
JHmiraclebeam: tai is sleeping
JHmiraclebeam: whew....i forgot what a midget was
JHmiraclebeam: Midget: A person of unusually small size who is proportioned normally.
BSH84: haha...yes that helped me out
JHmiraclebeam: thanks thorpe
JHmiraclebeam: i was very disappointed in ch. 9
BSH84: it has a midget
BSH84: what more do you want?
JHmiraclebeam: i agree, he is running out ideas
JHmiraclebeam: he is rehashing ch. 1
BSH84: haha...the midget steps on jame's toe and hides under the table
BSH84: thats clever
JHmiraclebeam: but with a midget and fat white ttrash
JHmiraclebeam: fucker
BSH84: haha....yes see totally different
JHmiraclebeam: im not at chp. 10 yet
BSH84: first line, don't worry
BSH84: are we going to take the test at the end?
BSH84: hmm this is odd and makes no sense
JHmiraclebeam: hahaa
JHmiraclebeam: chapter 10 is the greatest by far
JHmiraclebeam: a midget is getting his ass kick
BSH84: haha...its taking it to a new level?
JHmiraclebeam: i retract my statement about ch.9
JHmiraclebeam: i see what he did
JHmiraclebeam: he had to slow it down
BSH84: all set up
JHmiraclebeam: make us seem as it was all coming to an end
JHmiraclebeam: make it
JHmiraclebeam: now we're going back up on the coaster
JHmiraclebeam: woo hooo.....so awesome
BSH84: eh is pistol whipping him
BSH84: hahaha
JHmiraclebeam: God, I think I just shitted on myself: Fear has led me to evacuate my bowels.
BSH84: i wasn't aware
BSH84: james is pushed to the brink of sanity cause of the little person
BSH84: awesome
BSH84: yes he big man cause he is well endowed....wow
BSH84: i don't know what to think now
JHmiraclebeam: haha
JHmiraclebeam: i diddnt get to that
JHmiraclebeam: i hate you
BSH84: hurry up i'm finishing up 11
JHmiraclebeam: hahhaa
JHmiraclebeam: Let me do this nigger: Twan is asking Sylvester's permission to have sex with James.
JHmiraclebeam: man
JHmiraclebeam: i totally interpreted that one wrong
BSH84: yeah i was thinking that meant kill him
BSH84: but i was off
BSH84: someone needs to get these videos
BSH84: thats all i'm saying
JHmiraclebeam: i know
JHmiraclebeam: i think we should alll chip in
JHmiraclebeam: 4 bucks each
JHmiraclebeam: so which chpater was your favorit
BSH84: hmm probably 9 or 10
JHmiraclebeam: really
JHmiraclebeam: i like 11
BSH84: no 11
JHmiraclebeam: good call
BSH84: yeah thats what i meant, mixed them up
BSH84: test time now
JHmiraclebeam: i could see how
JHmiraclebeam: yup
JHmiraclebeam: should we discuss before answering or see how we do individually
JHmiraclebeam: is this as hard as the gre
BSH84: a stripper is usually a midget
BSH84: that i didn't know going back to vocab sections
JHmiraclebeam: yes
JHmiraclebeam: are we taking this test individually or what
BSH84: no
BSH84: #1
BSH84: its a or b
JHmiraclebeam: really
BSH84: maybe 3
BSH84: d
JHmiraclebeam: i think d
BSH84: but the midget is black
JHmiraclebeam: thats the obvious answer
BSH84: so its not an as if question
JHmiraclebeam: true
JHmiraclebeam: ture
JHmiraclebeam: i say b
BSH84: i say a
JHmiraclebeam: no
JHmiraclebeam: b
JHmiraclebeam: clearly b is the answer
BSH84: i say a
JHmiraclebeam: fine
BSH84: cause the grammer use of was and were
JHmiraclebeam: we'll go with a
BSH84: #2
BSH84: hmm i want to say d, but i think c
JHmiraclebeam: you are correct
JHmiraclebeam: i didnt even notice the were and was
JHmiraclebeam: cause he actually was being attacked
JHmiraclebeam: i was tinkg ing a, but c is correct
JHmiraclebeam: #3 is A
BSH84: use, although i want to go to the midget hole, sounds like fun
BSH84: this conversation is going to be posted for sure
JHmiraclebeam: hahhaa
JHmiraclebeam: call me crazy, but #4 is d
JHmiraclebeam: i dont blakc people say shithead
JHmiraclebeam: think
BSH84: call over to mikey to ask
BSH84: but they like words like bitch and ho
JHmiraclebeam: exactly
JHmiraclebeam: and its been confirmed
JHmiraclebeam: they dont use shithead
BSH84: done and done
BSH84: #5 i hope is b
JHmiraclebeam: i concur
BSH84: yes we got a perfect score, like d. miles in that crappy movie
JHmiraclebeam: although i hope we get to see that in the future chapters
JHmiraclebeam: wow
JHmiraclebeam: yes
JHmiraclebeam: i guess we think like R
BSH84: or like thorpe
JHmiraclebeam: so im gonna pee on someone tonight
BSH84: hahaha
BSH84: jen?
JHmiraclebeam: you know what doesnt make sense
JHmiraclebeam: bridget said shes on her rag, but she pregnant
BSH84: yeah i thought that myself
BSH84: did james know she was pregnant before she announced it to everyone?JHmiraclebeam: i love the first essay question
BSH84: i like #3
JHmiraclebeam: like why rufus looked for sylvester under the drawer
BSH84: well that i could slightly understand cause it was a cell phone ring, so maybe the phone was under the drawer
JHmiraclebeam: yes
JHmiraclebeam: thats what i was going to ask next
JHmiraclebeam: question 2
JHmiraclebeam: does sylvester frequent male strip clubs
BSH84: for question #2, he says he knows him from paje's which is not a strip club, just a night club they both go to
BSH84: he dances at dixies though
BSH84: so thats not too hard of a question
JHmiraclebeam: ahhh....you are so attentive
BSH84: i know my trapped in the closet
JHmiraclebeam: if i didnt have all these fucking distractions
JHmiraclebeam: you are the man!
BSH84: yeah i wanted to shut my door to read
BSH84: but only one person came in anyway
JHmiraclebeam: should we email thorpe?
BSH84: hmm that is a good question
JHmiraclebeam: and commend him for his great analysis of this lyrical masterpiece?
BSH84: and for posing thought provoking questions
JHmiraclebeam: yes
JHmiraclebeam: things that make you go hmmmmm
BSH84: he is freedome from C+C??!!
JHmiraclebeam: no
JHmiraclebeam: hes arsenio
BSH84: that i believe, cause seriously where is he today?
JHmiraclebeam: he was at the bet awards
BSH84: as lifetime acheivement award recipient?
JHmiraclebeam: lets see the digits
BSH84: for what?
JHmiraclebeam: arsenio
JHmiraclebeam: hello....
BSH84: wow
BSH84: my bad
BSH84: wow sosa is finding no one who wants him at the gm meetings
JHmiraclebeam: shut up
JHmiraclebeam: no way.
BSH84: he may have to sign a minor league contract, didn't see that coming
BSH84: i'll say it once again
BSH84: steriods have no affect on anyone's career
JHmiraclebeam: nope
JHmiraclebeam: non whatsovever
BSH84: and brett boone is there with a new golden hair-do
BSH84: he is gay right?
JHmiraclebeam: absolutely not
JHmiraclebeam: but joe asked would you fight him
BSH84: hmm tough one
BSH84: probably not cause of the roid rage...allegedly
BSH84: msn rates jose guillen #9 on worst teammates, as an angel fan you disagree right?JHmiraclebeam: thats it
JHmiraclebeam: #9
JHmiraclebeam: now im gonna go read simmons part 2
JHmiraclebeam: did you accept my trade too
BSH84: haven't checked it but i will
BSH84: i can't wait for priest!
BSH84: jose guillen cries when at home cause people think he is an ass
BSH84: dont' you feel bad now
JHmiraclebeam: oh yeah
JHmiraclebeam: but he doesnt change
JHmiraclebeam: so go figure
BSH84: yes kent #4
JHmiraclebeam: bonds not #1 right
BSH84: #3 for barry
BSH84: Teammate Milton Bradley accused him of being racist. That is an unfair shot; Kent irritates teammates of every conceivable demographic.
JHmiraclebeam: More importantly, in case you were wondering, the new NBA dress code does not affect Elgin Baylor -- he can still wear Bill Cosby's wardrobe from the 1986 season of "The Cosby Show" to home games. What a relief.)
JHmiraclebeam: In one of the craziest developments in the history of the league, Chris Kaman apparently bought Hulk Hogan's hair from Wrestlemania V on eBay -- long blonde strands, receding hairline, bald spot in the back -- basically everything that ultimately convinced the Hulkster to start wearing that yellow bandanna 24/7 in the late-80s
BSH84: as long as he starts playing i'm a real american when he enters the arena, i'm buying season tix
BSH84: i'm a kamaniac!!
JHmiraclebeam: he does.
BSH84: really?!?!!?
BSH84: damn i need to go catch the clipper action
JHmiraclebeam: just kidding.
JHmiraclebeam: but sterling shows clips of him having sex with a hooker in one of the suites
BSH84: well she is a freak like that if i remember his comments on her
JHmiraclebeam: throwing everything into box and calling it moving is fun
BSH84: hahaha
BSH84: when are you moving?
BSH84: did you send my box out yesterday?
BSH84: so i'll get it tomorrow when i'm at home?
JHmiraclebeam: no
JHmiraclebeam: i have to wait until we move over
JHmiraclebeam: everything was sent over ther
BSH84: weak i was hoping for a package
JHmiraclebeam: sorry
BSH84: i thought you had packed everything and took it home already
JHmiraclebeam: haha
JHmiraclebeam: sowwy
BSH84: fyi: animal people, still fucking crazy
BSH84: oooh little tai got weighted today and is now 2 lbs heavier than he was 10 days ago
BSH84: that riveting
JHmiraclebeam: sweet
JHmiraclebeam: hes 17 lbs now
JHmiraclebeam: well
JHmiraclebeam: all the fat fuck does is eat and sleep
JHmiraclebeam: tyler appreciated the thorpe's notes
JHmiraclebeam: do i deserve to burn in hell for laughing about the ex steeler that died from a tree falling on him?
JHmiraclebeam: http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=2220019
BSH84: no, cause its his dumbass fault for standing underneath it
JHmiraclebeam: did you laugh though?
BSH84: cause he was using a chainsaw yes
BSH84: cause that means he had to be close to it and knew what he was doing
BSH84: so yes
BSH84: laughable
JHmiraclebeam: haha
BSH84: i'm pissed i'm missing the dogers fake news conference this afternoon
JHmiraclebeam: just laying out the ground rules
BSH84: upon further review, hilarity stands
JHmiraclebeam: solid!
JHmiraclebeam: time for meditation time
JHmiraclebeam: gonna go take a shit
JHmiraclebeam: brb
JHmiraclebeam: so are you goint to oiwake's
JHmiraclebeam: i saw the astros one yesterday and it was soooooo good
JHmiraclebeam: Hmiraclebeam (3:09:44 PM): tell me if you laugh
Auto response from topcowally (3:09:45 PM): Gone to the warehouse, brb or byob
JHmiraclebeam (3:09:46 PM): http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=2220019
topcowally returned at 3:37:09 PM.
JHmiraclebeam (3:43:33 PM): did you laugh
topcowally (3:43:44 PM): that's sad
topcowally (3:43:56 PM): but how come he wasn't strong enough to hold up the tree
topcowally (3:44:00 PM): man he took steroids
topcowally (3:44:02 PM): wtf
topcowally (3:44:07 PM): false advertisement
JHmiraclebeam (3:44:12 PM): you're a fag
JHmiraclebeam: i sent the link to 6 guys
JHmiraclebeam: 5 of us laughed
JHmiraclebeam: he was the only one to say...thats sad
JHmiraclebeam: hahah
BSH84: haha

well there you go, another awesome conversation that somehow you all sat down and read all the way through. Don't you feel some sort of feeling of accomplishment at this point? well you should. Happy Veterans Day!!!

i love LA....not louisiana

so i just returned from boston and i must say.....boston blows! when i say blow, i don't mean like good oral sex, but more like i wish death and the plague upon that city. i swear, just because you're ugly and your life is miserable, doesn't mean you have to be a dick to everyone else. how hard is it to say hi or thank you or just a fucking exuse me! im not bitter or anything, im just sayin.....

quick question: is boston the ugliest city in the world? discuss. i didn't think it was possible to top northern cali, but i think we have a winner!

i can't believe im going to say this, but its nice to be back in los angeles. nice to be back at work doing nothing and conversating with my peeps. of course, the only way for me to conversate would have to be through the greatest medium in the world......AIM!

okay, so i've been contemplating all morning.....what aim convo do i want to post? but i finally narrowed it down to my conversations with jen. these are two separte convos, but i think you guys will enjoy it. im pretty sure shes gonna get upset, but thats the fun part. hehe.....enjoy!

john and jen's convo on november 02, 2005......

truxelgal: hey u want me to pack ur glasses?
pinkymon2225: YES PLEASE
pinkymon2225: AND CONDOMS
truxelgal: wow
pinkymon2225: NO?
truxelgal: ok, but just a few
pinkymon2225: AT LEAST 2
truxelgal: ok will do
pinkymon2225: LIAR
truxelgal: :-)
truxelgal: man, i'm finding all these empty condom wrappers all over my room
pinkymon2225: HAHAHAHA
truxelgal: not funny
pinkymon2225: FOR ME IT IS
pinkymon2225: HAHA
pinkymon2225: THIS WILL GO UP ON THE BLOG SITE
pinkymon2225: HAHAHA
truxelgal: nicetruxelgal is idle at 4:05:25 PM. truxelgal is no longer idle at 4:06:51 PM.
truxelgal: whatcha doin
pinkymon2225: TRYING TO DO EDI
truxelgal: still?
pinkymon2225: BUT IM TALKING TO EVERYONE
truxelgal: except me
truxelgal: ass!
pinkymon2225: YOU'RE WERE IDLE BITCH
truxelgal: hee hee
truxelgal: i kid i kid
pinkymon2225: THATS RIGHT
pinkymon2225: YOU APOLOGIZE
truxelgal: i didn't apologize
truxelgal: i said i kid
pinkymon2225: CLOSE ENOUGH
truxelgal: guess what i'm eating for dinner sucka!
pinkymon2225: NOSHI?
truxelgal: yup
pinkymon2225: BITCH
truxelgal: bitch that gets to eat noshi though
pinkymon2225: I CANT WAIT TO POST THIS CONVO
truxelgal: u do and u die bitch
pinkymon2225: HAHAHA.....
truxelgal: it is seriously not safe talking to you or brad anymore
truxelgal: anything i say can be posted on your stupid stie
truxelgal: site
pinkymon2225: HEHE.....
pinkymon2225: THATS THE BEAUTY OF IT
truxelgal: if you ever post one of our convos, the panda dies
pinkymon2225: DONT YOU DARE THREATEN THE PANDA
pinkymon2225: I WILL CUT YOU
pinkymon2225: YOU KNOW I LOVE THAT PANDA MORE THAN......
truxelgal: brad?
truxelgal: that's a low blow for your bf
pinkymon2225: I KNOW
pinkymon2225: DONT BE JEALOUS
pinkymon2225: YOU KNOW YOU'RE THIRD ON MY LIST
truxelgal: 4th
pinkymon2225: LITTLE TAI TAI
pinkymon2225: BRAD
truxelgal: u forgot ashley boo
pinkymon2225: OH
pinkymon2225: YEAH
truxelgal: but do i beat derek at least?
truxelgal: ha ha
pinkymon2225: OF COURSE
pinkymon2225: ACTUALLY
pinkymon2225: ITS PANDA
pinkymon2225: ASHLEY BOOD
pinkymon2225: BRAD AND DEREK AND JOE
pinkymon2225: THEN TRANSFORMERS
pinkymon2225: THEN CALVIN AND HOBBES
pinkymon2225: THEN MIATA
pinkymon2225: JEN
pinkymon2225: LET ME REDO THIS
pinkymon2225: FUCK
truxelgal: u forgot about gambling...hello???
pinkymon2225: OH MAN
truxelgal: and wicket
pinkymon2225: GOOD GOD
pinkymon2225: IM GONNA HAVE TO RETHINK AND PRIORITIZE MY LIST
pinkymon2225: YOU'LL FIT IN THERE SOMEWHERE THOUGH
pinkymon2225: I PROMISE
truxelgal: cool thx
truxelgal: almost done packing!
truxelgal: you know that beige banana republic jacket you bought me a while back?
truxelgal: the long coat?
truxelgal: will that look weird over my black suit?
pinkymon2225: I DONT KNOW
pinkymon2225: TRY IT ON NOW
truxelgal: i did
truxelgal: i can't tell
truxelgal: u have a better fashion sense than me
pinkymon2225: NO I DONT
truxelgal: um yes u do
truxelgal: u metro
truxelgal: hey grease is on!
pinkymon2225: IKNOW
pinkymon2225: I WAS WATCHING IT LAST NIGHT ON VH1truxelgal is idle at 4:52:11 PM.
pinkymon2225: GONNA GO NOW
pinkymon2225: ILL TALK TO YOU TONIGHT
pinkymon2225: LOVE YOU
pinkymon2225: BYE

john and jen's convo #2

JHmiraclebeam (10:14:36 AM): hey
truxelgal (10:14:38 AM): what
JHmiraclebeam (10:14:53 AM): the guys want to go to spearmint on friday or saturday
truxelgal (10:15:01 AM): ok
truxelgal (10:15:02 AM): for what
JHmiraclebeam (10:15:12 AM): they're having some gay asian porn star thing
JHmiraclebeam (10:15:15 AM): they want to go
JHmiraclebeam (10:15:27 AM): just letting you know homie
truxelgal (10:15:28 AM): what the hell?
truxelgal (10:15:32 AM): gay asian porn
JHmiraclebeam (10:15:32 AM): i know
truxelgal (10:15:43 AM): who wants to go?
JHmiraclebeam (10:15:49 AM): i was using gay as an adjective
truxelgal (10:15:53 AM): oh
truxelgal (10:15:55 AM): haha
truxelgal (10:15:57 AM): who's going
JHmiraclebeam (10:16:05 AM): jay and joe and jay
JHmiraclebeam (10:16:10 AM): jay's friend
truxelgal (10:16:24 AM): oh
truxelgal (10:16:28 AM): well, behave
JHmiraclebeam (10:16:35 AM): i will
JHmiraclebeam (10:16:54 AM): when you say behave, you mean dont do anything dumb?
truxelgal (10:17:06 AM): u know what i mean
JHmiraclebeam (10:17:12 AM): just making sure
truxelgal (10:17:29 AM): remember, how would you feel if i did stuff with a guy stripper
JHmiraclebeam (10:18:02 AM): yes
JHmiraclebeam (10:18:04 AM): i know

i just like the gay asian part. hehe....i can't wait for her to yell at me. good times!