what's up party people! sorry, i was pretty busy yesterday, so i didn't get the chance to post the second part of our convo. oh....when i say busy, i mean i was at sam's shopping and developing my pictures. okay.....

continuation from john and brad's morning conversation on october 12, 2005 .......

BSH84 (12:02:39 PM): so on a scale of 1-10 how retarded does jen think we are now?
JHmiraclebeam (12:02:51 PM): im waiting for her to get back
JHmiraclebeam (12:03:02 PM): pettitte or wash
BSH84 (12:03:02 PM): i'm thinking 12
JHmiraclebeam (12:03:05 PM): haha
JHmiraclebeam (12:03:07 PM): i concur
BSH84 (12:03:10 PM): pettite
BSH84 (12:03:16 PM): cause his nose is bigger
JHmiraclebeam (12:03:20 PM): thank you
JHmiraclebeam (12:03:27 PM): jay thinks the cards are gonna win
BSH84 (12:04:02 PM): possibly, homefield, more rest, the eck factor
BSH84 (12:04:06 PM): they have a lot going for them
BSH84 (12:04:22 PM): but its wash...thats all i have to say
JHmiraclebeam (12:04:27 PM): exactly
JHmiraclebeam (12:04:31 PM): bp
BSH84 (12:04:56 PM): a sick wash might be an advantage though
JHmiraclebeam (12:07:44 PM): ah...jen jsut responded with a wow
JHmiraclebeam (12:07:52 PM): that means she thinks we're really stupid
JHmiraclebeam (12:07:56 PM): mission accomplished
JHmiraclebeam (12:08:03 PM): good work my friend
BSH84 (12:08:15 PM): hahaha, maybe its wow you guys are insightful and your discussion is that of scholars
JHmiraclebeam (12:08:26 PM): not quite
BSH84 (12:08:33 PM): wha?!?!!
JHmiraclebeam (12:08:34 PM): but if you want to interpret it that
JHmiraclebeam (12:08:40 PM): more power to you
BSH84 (12:09:00 PM): tomato-to-mato all a different look
JHmiraclebeam (12:09:20 PM): i thought that was one of our better ones
BSH84 (12:09:34 PM): yes buy far we took our level of stupid to a new level
JHmiraclebeam (12:09:35 PM): doesnt say much about us, but yea
JHmiraclebeam (12:09:54 PM): so did we make her dumber for reading it?
JHmiraclebeam (12:10:09 PM): i think we accomplished that
BSH84 (12:10:12 PM): i think whatever she learned in class today is now gone and she'll never get it back
JHmiraclebeam (12:10:28 PM): wow...shes kelly bundy now
BSH84 (12:10:55 PM): maybe she forgot dinner first sex second like kelly too
JHmiraclebeam (12:10:57 PM): i thikn we're just prepping ourselves for thesuperficial and dodgerblues.com
BSH84 (12:11:18 PM): see we do have goals
JHmiraclebeam (12:11:26 PM): yeah we do!
BSH84 (12:13:51 PM): gammons thinks barts injury is career threatening
BSH84 (12:13:51 PM): his pitching career that is, not his competitive eating career...thats still intact
BSH84 (12:14:43 PM): gammons thinks barts injury is career threatening
JHmiraclebeam (12:15:45 PM): nooooooooooo
JHmiraclebeam (12:15:48 PM): man
JHmiraclebeam (12:15:55 PM): the food will still be there
JHmiraclebeam (12:16:07 PM): its not gonna get off the plate and leave
JHmiraclebeam (12:16:08 PM): fuck
BSH84 (12:16:54 PM): if its really bad, maybe they will sign washburn again!!!
BSH84 (12:17:00 PM): the news gets better and better
BSH84 (12:17:14 PM): jen thinks we're retarded for some reason
JHmiraclebeam (12:23:34 PM): i dont know what her problem is
JHmiraclebeam (12:23:39 PM): and fuck that
JHmiraclebeam (12:23:45 PM): i rather see yan start for us
BSH84 (12:24:37 PM): wash was your ace just 3 years ago
JHmiraclebeam (12:26:53 PM): i do acknowledge such fabricated lies!
JHmiraclebeam (12:26:59 PM): do not
BSH84 (12:27:51 PM): my bad was it appier?
JHmiraclebeam (12:44:01 PM): aaron sele
JHmiraclebeam (12:44:08 PM): oh my god
JHmiraclebeam (12:44:15 PM): how did we win the world series
BSH84 (12:51:14 PM): duh the rally monkey
JHmiraclebeam (12:55:49 PM): http://www.tvgasm.com/archives/laguna_beach/001294.php
JHmiraclebeam (12:55:52 PM): good reading
BSH84 (12:56:06 PM): its laguna beach so hell no
JHmiraclebeam (12:56:39 PM): oh
JHmiraclebeam (12:56:44 PM): you dont know whats going on
JHmiraclebeam (12:56:49 PM): so you wont find it as funny
JHmiraclebeam (12:56:51 PM): but try it
JHmiraclebeam (12:56:53 PM): its good
JHmiraclebeam (12:56:59 PM): its not a real recap
JHmiraclebeam (12:57:14 PM): its our kind of witty recap that we would enjoy
JHmiraclebeam (12:57:17 PM): so just do it
BSH84 (12:57:39 PM): i'll take a look
BSH84 (1:05:33 PM): there are no black people in oc
BSH84 (1:05:38 PM): that makes no sense
JHmiraclebeam (1:05:50 PM): haha
JHmiraclebeam (1:05:52 PM): i know
JHmiraclebeam (1:05:59 PM): i see them all the time walking around
BSH84 (1:07:43 PM): i just must be missing them
BSH84 (1:09:45 PM): ireland is such a douche
BSH84 (1:09:53 PM): the person not the country
JHmiraclebeam (1:10:07 PM): really
JHmiraclebeam (1:10:12 PM): i thought you meant the country
BSH84 (1:25:58 PM): no they are just drunks
JHmiraclebeam (1:28:56 PM): you think the dodgers regret letting scioscia
JHmiraclebeam (1:28:57 PM): go
BSH84 (1:29:35 PM): i think we regret losing davey johnson
JHmiraclebeam (1:29:58 PM): really
BSH84 (1:30:08 PM): actually malone
JHmiraclebeam (1:30:10 PM): not so much hoffman
BSH84 (1:31:43 PM): a litle bill russell the most by far
JHmiraclebeam (1:32:22 PM): i bet
JHmiraclebeam (1:32:49 PM): THERE HAS been some talk that the Angels and the Dodgers might be interested in free-agent Chicago first baseman Paul Konerko. He came up in the eighth, two out, two on, the Sox trailing by a run, and hit a shallow fly ball to center. Hard to believe the Dodgers ever let him go; he's perfect for them.

BSH84 (1:33:24 PM): haha.....well if he was still with us he would have struck out
BSH84 (1:33:30 PM): so he has done a lot better by leaving
JHmiraclebeam (1:33:45 PM): thats why we have finley
JHmiraclebeam (1:34:03 PM): to keep his spot warm when he does sign
BSH84 (1:34:55 PM): hmm which first baseman do we get then?
JHmiraclebeam (1:35:35 PM): i say you go for sweeney
JHmiraclebeam (1:35:36 PM): mark
BSH84 (1:38:34 PM): oooh that would be awesome
BSH84 (1:38:46 PM): i mean then him and hee slop can battle for crappy lefthanded first baseman
JHmiraclebeam (1:39:01 PM): hey
JHmiraclebeam (1:39:06 PM): mark isnt that bad
JHmiraclebeam (1:39:15 PM): its not like hes luke scott
JHmiraclebeam (1:39:18 PM): you miss him right
BSH84 (1:39:36 PM): i miss bruce aven
JHmiraclebeam (1:40:04 PM): haha
BSH84 (1:49:20 PM): what is the best actor singing song? don johnson's hearbeat, eddie murphy's party all the time or patrick swayze's hungary eyes?
JHmiraclebeam (1:50:24 PM): gotta go with my boy eddie
JHmiraclebeam (1:51:01 PM): you?
JHmiraclebeam (1:51:17 PM): and you're gay for asking me teh above question
BSH84 (1:52:21 PM): haha...i concur with eddie i just heard it the other day and was like wow, this is awesome.
JHmiraclebeam (1:52:36 PM): do you consider gordon a premier setup man
BSH84 (1:52:39 PM): i wanted to see if you could come up with a dumber real question that that
JHmiraclebeam (1:52:53 PM): nope
BSH84 (1:52:58 PM): yes i win!
JHmiraclebeam (1:53:01 PM): you stumped me with that one
JHmiraclebeam (1:53:08 PM): it was a good quality question too
JHmiraclebeam (1:53:30 PM): its like asking which singer had the best movie
BSH84 (1:53:51 PM): i think gordon is one of the better ones by far, but i he is not without faults. but then again i can't really think of who would be your prototypical set up man
JHmiraclebeam (1:54:41 PM): mariah with glitter, vanilla ice with cool as ice, or michael jackson in oz
JHmiraclebeam (1:54:44 PM): the kid
BSH84 (1:55:31 PM): ooh i'm going with mj, cause it reminds us all that the wizard of oz isn't just a story of mid america, but also of ghetto harlem
BSH84 (1:55:39 PM): the kid?
JHmiraclebeam (1:57:47 PM): sorry...the wiz
BSH84 (1:58:29 PM): i knew what you meant
JHmiraclebeam (1:59:21 PM): had to look it up
BSH84 (1:59:40 PM): its okay i had to look up don johnson's hit song as well
JHmiraclebeam (2:00:18 PM): hahaa
JHmiraclebeam (2:00:49 PM): as long as we knew aobut it, its the same as actually knowing the exact song title
BSH84 (2:01:03 PM): and movie title
BSH84 (2:01:50 PM): i hate my new chair
JHmiraclebeam (2:06:14 PM): you just need to break it in
BSH84 (2:08:49 PM): no it won't go down far enough so i can cross my legs under my desk
JHmiraclebeam (2:09:50 PM): trade your chair with someone
BSH84 (2:11:27 PM): they all seem to like theirs, don't worry i'm trying though
JHmiraclebeam (2:12:39 PM): as long as you dont give up
JHmiraclebeam (2:12:45 PM): dont ever give up
BSH84 (2:12:54 PM): thanks jimmy v
BSH84 (2:13:14 PM): i think there are a lot of similarities between me getting a comfortable chair and him battling cancer
JHmiraclebeam (2:13:24 PM): no its john brad
JHmiraclebeam (2:13:36 PM): not really
JHmiraclebeam (2:13:43 PM): he's dead....you're alive
JHmiraclebeam (2:14:02 PM): but we're both champions
JHmiraclebeam (2:14:15 PM): whether it be softball or college basketball
JHmiraclebeam (2:14:23 PM): we are champions!
BSH84 (2:14:38 PM): hahahahhaaha
JHmiraclebeam (2:14:47 PM): yeah
BSH84 (2:14:49 PM): well i'll win my battle whereas he eventually did give up
JHmiraclebeam (2:14:50 PM): im gonna die
JHmiraclebeam (2:15:04 PM): i was mocking our lord and savior earlier today too
BSH84 (2:15:18 PM): i think a lightining storm is due over my desk anytime now
JHmiraclebeam (2:15:23 PM): hahahah....he is a quiter
JHmiraclebeam (2:15:59 PM): i just need a retarded kid to roll by to complete my mocking trifecta
BSH84 (2:18:41 PM): don't worry the trailer for "the ringer" is out now
BSH84 (2:18:46 PM): feel free to watch and comment
BSH84 (2:18:57 PM): http://www.apple.com/trailers/fox_searchlight/the_ringer/
JHmiraclebeam (2:19:21 PM): thats just awsome
JHmiraclebeam (2:19:27 PM): when is it suppposed to come out
BSH84 (2:19:47 PM): december 23rd, obviously in time for the oscars
JHmiraclebeam (2:19:56 PM): just made the cut
BSH84 (2:20:00 PM): yep
JHmiraclebeam (2:20:05 PM): so wrong
JHmiraclebeam (2:20:09 PM): yet so good
BSH84 (2:20:18 PM): so we're there first showing right?
BSH84 (2:20:27 PM): i'll be off that day
JHmiraclebeam (2:20:41 PM): yeah
JHmiraclebeam (2:20:53 PM): you gonna wait in line for us again
JHmiraclebeam (2:20:53 PM): haha
BSH84 (2:24:09 PM): haha, and i;ll bring some weird guy i met on the internet again
JHmiraclebeam (2:27:32 PM): haha
JHmiraclebeam (2:27:36 PM): that was cool
BSH84 (2:30:58 PM): how can i book a cruise through the vikings?
JHmiraclebeam (2:31:09 PM): you're fucking stupid
BSH84 (2:32:28 PM): my bad
JHmiraclebeam (2:36:08 PM): its okay
JHmiraclebeam (2:36:13 PM): you know i cant stay mad at you
BSH84 (2:37:11 PM): haha...whats wrong with their cruise lines? is the crab bad?
BSH84 (2:37:15 PM): i know i know i'm fucking stupid
BSH84 (2:37:39 PM): game at 9:30 right?
JHmiraclebeam (2:39:26 PM): wait
JHmiraclebeam (2:39:32 PM): what are you talking about
JHmiraclebeam (2:39:47 PM): are you going to sam woo with us for mikes going away dinner
JHmiraclebeam (2:39:54 PM): 715
JHmiraclebeam (2:40:01 PM): i dont know how we're gonna fit
BSH84 (2:40:39 PM): which sam woo? the one on valley?
BSH84 (2:40:53 PM): why are we eating before the game?
JHmiraclebeam (2:41:27 PM): the game is at 930
JHmiraclebeam (2:41:32 PM): mike is leaving
BSH84 (2:41:50 PM): which sam woo?
JHmiraclebeam (2:41:53 PM): to that hell hole we call northern cali
JHmiraclebeam (2:41:55 PM): on valley
JHmiraclebeam (2:42:16 PM): i suggested the place in vegas, but no one wanted to go
BSH84 (2:42:16 PM): yeah that one holds like 5 people i think
BSH84 (2:42:29 PM): weak....i suggest marco polo ice cream
JHmiraclebeam (2:46:14 PM): its not ICE CREAM!
JHmiraclebeam (2:47:43 PM): wow
BSH84 (2:47:43 PM): hahaha.....thats what i was waiting for
JHmiraclebeam (2:48:00 PM): the syrian interior minister "committed" suicide
JHmiraclebeam (2:48:05 PM): right......
BSH84 (2:48:14 PM): just like nicole brown did
JHmiraclebeam (2:48:18 PM): haha
JHmiraclebeam (2:48:35 PM): not cool
JHmiraclebeam (2:48:46 PM): we all know ron goldman did it
BSH84 (2:49:18 PM): no way, a white man would never kill anyone, its impossible
JHmiraclebeam (2:50:21 PM): you dont think its possible?
JHmiraclebeam (2:50:28 PM): only blacks and mexicans
JHmiraclebeam (2:50:34 PM): asians dont either
BSH84 (2:50:58 PM): i also heard that mexicans and blacks are being used as street drugs
BSH84 (2:55:28 PM): make sure jen gets this riveting conversation too
JHmiraclebeam (2:56:34 PM): no way....i dont believe
JHmiraclebeam (2:56:40 PM): im trying to picture it
JHmiraclebeam (2:56:44 PM): but i dont see it
BSH84 (3:01:00 PM): did you see that katie holmes' dad is not impressed with tom?
BSH84 (3:01:11 PM): cause that was hard to see coming
JHmiraclebeam (3:01:43 PM): no way
JHmiraclebeam (3:02:03 PM): so he doesnt appreciate tom like we do
BSH84 (3:02:56 PM): he doesn't understand xenu, thats all
JHmiraclebeam (3:03:31 PM): once he fully embraces the ideology of this wonderful religion...he will see the light
JHmiraclebeam (3:08:45 PM): i just reread our conversation since 12 and its awesome
JHmiraclebeam (3:08:46 PM): hahaha
JHmiraclebeam (3:08:57 PM): im gonna send this over to jen too